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  1. iannis

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    And I remember that. I also remember you coming into his RRP and gloating about it exactly like a petty child. And here you are doing it again. You need to overcome that. You didn't get Hodj RRP'd. Hodj's inability to stop calling you fucking retarded after we all realized it and agreed...
  2. iannis

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Would you want them? Scratch that, I answered my own question in asking it. And THAT, Tanoomba, is how youbeg the question.
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    Health Problems

    Some people like sardines. I don't understand it. I can't even watch them eat them. Well, I can... but I don't like it.
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    WTF was in the lays potato chip bag....

    I'm thinking it might be a beetle that fell into the crisper. Eat it. Add some protein to your carbs.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Chaos needs a watermelon. A canteloupe just will not do. We all remember the pic. Don't pretend like you don't.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Nobody is scared of the question. You're just mad because you're furiously trying to beg the question and no one is biting.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Tanoo -- there are dudes that you do not pass out around. Remember that Chapelle skit about how fucked up white people are when they pass out? Carrot in the ass? There are realities to be observed. You don't get to shirk the responsibility to protect yourself and then claim that God should...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Given your setup and your options between "Do nothing" and "Run around accusing people" then yes, you do nothing. You can't even craft a hypothetical that works. That should tell you something, Tanoo.
  9. iannis

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    The setup is bad. Now if the setup was, "You're driving home from work. You stop to get some gas. You go pay and come back, a man with a gun pops out of your backseat and tells you to pull over on a secluded street and suck his cock. You do -- because you don't want to die. Were you raped...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    You know, a lot of men would do exactly that. There are those that would go on a mission of vengeance -- but there are a lot that would compartmentalize the experience and erase it from their memory. With varying degrees of success. With the setup you've given -- basically being roofied and...
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    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    I've known a couple of lesbians that take genuine pride in not owning a dildo. Enough to make a point of it to me, a person who IRL is perfectly content to not bring that shit up. "Is that your sister? You favor." "Hah! We wish!" "Oooooh. I see." "We don't use dildo's either."...
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    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    I have been researching this subject for most of my adult life and I have to admit that I'm no closer to a theory, much less a conclusion. Further research is required. Orange is the New Black has a few (surprisingly) laugh-out-loud funny scenes dedicated to this topic. See! I told you...
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    Divinity Original Sin Enhanced Edition

    Those skill points have to be tiered is all I can figgure cause I hit the exact same "huh?" very quickly. No quick specializations. I'm guessing you pick maybe 3-5 areas for you character to concentrate in, but I dunno. There is a button for highlighting ground objects, but it's limited to...
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    Divinity Original Sin Enhanced Edition

    Larian stories never are. They're not writing the great american novel, they're just writing a little B-grade movie plot. Their last game was just a veiled mockery of SJW stereotypes. I think this is a pretty good Larian game. I hope it catches on. They've made an offering here to the...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Not really. You just tell mom that you don't wanna go to scout camp next summer.
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    Health Problems

    That's one of the things that this thread is for. It's damn sure NOT for medical advice beyond some really simple stuff that goes with, "Think about xyz and go see a fucking doctor". And maybe sometimes a persons body does something that weirds them the fuck out, and its the first time...
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    Orange Is the New Black

    I disagree. This season actually was better. If you can power through episode 1, which is like all the worst parts of season1 condensed into a single fucking episode (minus tank girl -- I wish they'd added her), and if you can just turn your fucking brain off when piper is on the screen...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    God damn I love that show so much. That's a win/win! Dennis went to Juliard and he's hilarious about the pretension of it.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Oh look! fuckin faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaancy. Gonna start calling you McBradles.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    I thought it was funny Like you need to put on a little miners hat and carry a lunchbox as you go spelunking for the vagina. I got it.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    And planning. You can't just see a hot milf at the grocery store and BOOM, rape happens. You've got to build your kit.
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    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    IT MAKES IT LOOK HUGE
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    The Animal Activism Crazy Thread

    Yeah, that's just willful fucking animal abuse. If you have to actually do that to a dog to train him, you are not only bad at it you are criminally bad at it. I don't like those collars, but for big willful dogs I can see how they'd be a safe, viable tool.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah, but some of us really like bitches. So it all works out. If I wanted easy, I'd get a dog.
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    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    Holy christ, that's so disgusting. I mean I get it, but that's so disgusting. Dear Kuriin, why do my boogers look (and taste) like Tapioca?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    See, that's the problem. You should go home realizing that your bros are aren't the ones that get to rub mayonaise in her crack. Itchybutt.
  27. iannis

    Since when the fuck can you not say Wakandan American in screenshots? Why infraction?

    I am neither a cunt nor a dick. I must be an asshole.
  28. iannis

    Since when the fuck can you not say Wakandan American in screenshots? Why infraction?

    You're named Augustus? Wow. Respect to your Dad. Either go big or go home.
  29. iannis

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    I've never seen it down here, or even heard of it. What I have heard of down here is them holding a person and the city cops coming to do the actual arresting. Campus cop ain't gonna drive down to the fucking jailhouse. Ain't no one got time for that.
  30. iannis

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Oh, I'm not claiming they're mall cops. They've got authority to hold you. They might even have authority to arrest and process you. But they never do. I guess they're more like deputy deputies than anything. But yeah, I'm sure it varies not only State to State but even college to...
  31. iannis

    Since when the fuck can you not say Wakandan American in screenshots? Why infraction?

    Chin Chon Chao Last names come first. It's like crazy land over there. Asians make no sense. They indexed their population, and they did it so long ago that no one can remember how it started.
  32. iannis

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Well, yeah, I won't and can't argue with that. I don't know them specifically becuase it's obviously been a while since I've been in college... but there are some truly dumb motherfucking policies wherever you go.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    This image... lol. College shouldn't be advanced daycares and they shouldn't be predatory havens. I don't think anyone is defendingrealrapes that happen. No matter if they happen on a college campus or otherwise. The sole responsibilty of the college is to educate. It is not to socially...
  34. iannis

    Since when the fuck can you not say Wakandan American in screenshots? Why infraction?

    Was it a picture of Trollfaces sister eating a cheeseburger? Trollface, you're my little bro. That does not apply to your sister. I WILL WATCH THAT BITCH EAT.
  35. iannis

    Reading Rainbow Kickstarter

    He has got one of those faces that you just want to punch.
  36. iannis

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    To be a completely unqualified internet psychologist it does indeed sound like she is legitimately depressed. But she's already under professional care for the anxiety. You've told us that. Fuck dude, if she's good with it and I were you I might try to convince her to see a different doctor...
  37. iannis

    This forum has turned to shit

    Tad was our canary!