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No one can recapture larson, but Bizzaro comes pretty close sometimes.

Don't look for logic. Don't even look for integrity or any sort of sensibility. Certainly don't look for good intentions. There are none of those things. The best trick the devil ever pulled is convincing people that he doesn't exist. Just look at the pure hate roiling out of Mist. She...

That's pretty dumb all around. She stopped on a highway. That wasn't some residential street. She stopped on a highway. I expect that's where criminal negligence comes in. You don't stop your car in a lane on the highway. Of course, a biker who was following close enough to her to...

And you're damn straight I stop for deer. If you ever hit one you will also learn to stop for deer.

Bird Cage was ok. Too Wong Fu was also ok. The one with Swayze in drag. I haven't seen the one it was based off. I didn't know it was a remake, I thought it was a book become movie. Thelma and Louise? Brokeback Mountain? As Good as it Gets? Didn't Kinnear play a gay who got...

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I get the feeling the Wheaton is at least partially playing a branding/politics game with his internet presence. I'm sure that he's at least 50% "like that", but I have to believe that he hams it up for the camera and twitter. Because that's what celebrityISin America. I doubt he's lying...

I was listening to a BBC report and one of the people talking said something, just in passing really, that I found to be really interesting. It was along the lines of "Well, technically drone attacks are planned assassinations under international law. They are entirely illegal. They qualify...

Yeah, will is a dipshit. Never trust anyone that says BCE. In poker you call that a tell. I like his show though.

Gillian could shot in a box and sell two seasons. Breaking Bad was that big a deal. We'll see, but I expect it to be pretty bad. Odenkirk is fine, but Saul? An entire hour about Saul? We'll see.

Crazy eyes is awesome.

Mist, I don't drink either. And I don't give a single fuck if anyone else does. Not a single fuck. I do care if they act irresponsibly, and I do care if they try to blame it on the alcohol as some sort of absolution. That's not an argument. That's just bullshit. While I do not make a...

The Tenant looks the most interesting out of the bunch to me. It's either Kafka-esque or horrible paranormal nonsense.

I think you had to have been like the 1 guy. I bought a new computer right around when Vanguard was in beta. It wasn't specifically for Vanguard, but sure Vanguard was one consideration that went into it. That game ran horribly. It was shocking how badly it ran. We all knew it was...

Antacids are fine and all that, and might help a little bit. Prenatal vitamins... well, obviously do what your gyno says rather than random dudes on the internet but the truth is that nutrition is probably not a going concern for your wife. As you are no doubt aware the problem is entirely...

I saw "The Judge" and my mind went to IS THE SEQUEL HAPPENING? This might be ok. I like Billy-Bob, but he's a tad typecast. This looks like a pretty good departure. It actually looks like it will be a fairly good movie. It doesn't have to be the next Best Movie Ever. I hit play...

Buy earplugs. And that'll go away before too long. She'll adjust.

Admittedly my elope idea is primo, but you still shouldn't be depressed just because it's good advice come too late.

And that is why you elope. "Don't feel put out. We didn't invite anyone."

We'll make our own education system. With blackjack. And hookers. By actively driving good men away from the cause what you'll be left with is bad women. Every generation of feminist has understood this. Except for this most recent one. It is annoying, it is stupid, an luckily it is...

Oh, I've been middle aged for a while. It's just never bothered me. Rather, there was one night about 15 years ago in which it bothered me very much. I remember that night fairly well. Something happened in my brain as it contemplated its own mortality and the very personal implications of...

KG? What is that in Farenheit? Fat is gross. I'm nottoofat, but I could stand to lose some. I wouldn't fuck me. It's like Louis CK says... it's like a pigs ass down there.

I have always looked at it as middle age is somewhere between 30 and 40. Literally halfway to death. You are middle aged. For men closer to 30. For women closer to 40. I mean it starts to get fucking stupid when you're telling yourself that 30 is the new 20 or you keep pusing back "old" as...

All soccer fans suffer from a deep and abiding racism. It is the foundation for the marketing of their sport. It is what it is. Even so -- futbol > football. It's like fancy European NASCAR.

If they're going to be this much trouble we should just stop admitting females. They're all just basketweaving majors with a psychology triple minor anyway. Their sports teams don't even make money.

I finally got back to it. God. Episode 1 is just so fucking painful. I don't even want to watch piper be miserable. I just want her to get fucking shanked so that we can stop wasting time on any of that retarded shit. I will soldier on for episode 2 since you guys say there's no piper in...

Lindz has been accepted as one of the guys. If you're not allowed to tell your buddy that he has nice tits without it being "creepy", I just don't want to live in your world!

That is some straight up beastial monkey shit right there. Why did you break up with this woman again?

That's fucking dedication. (self lol)

Ugh, if they start doing flashbacks to pad out their bullshit I am so done. First flashback I see I'm calling it.

My god, back in the hoosegow again. Retarded. Is it at least different mods infracting you, or is Tarrant just following your post history at this point?

hahahahah.

Well, you tell us. What's it like to want to slurp on a cock all the time? Admittedly, I have trouble imagining it.

And why is Haley wearing deep V cuts? The girl is flatchested. I appreciate flatchested women, but they should not wear V cuts.

The Peculiar Price of Poontang Thread ALLITERATION. ALLIGATORS.

Lindz, plz confirm that your lady parts did not explode.

Yeah, The Wire still wins out just for subject matter. All other things being equal, which they are, it just has to. Retrospective vs. Progressive.

You know... that hike... she might have been taking you past the bodies. Playing a real cat-and-mouse with you.