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Unless they're lawyers, then its pretty much mandatory.

That babies scared of farts one is so weird.

This thread is almost as good as wildstar. To be fair this thread does run a lot smoother.

Refill the tube with mayonaise and don't let her know that the time is up.

You'd have to have 11. 1 has to have the music.

My uncle has something a lot like that. He's got a RC helicopter that he can fly with his Ipad and he's strapped a little video camera to it. Signal range ain't that much, but it's super neat. I used to go out to the model airfield with him when I was a kid. Back then it was a buncha guys...

That's basically what they would be, in that example. Mainly it seems that if you're not having to account for a human pilot you can now disregard some design constraints. You still have to make sure that your machine isn't going to fly apart, but there has to be a lot of new territory for...

It seems like with a drone you could pull some crazy shit that you just wouldn't be able to with a manned aircraft. Fly 2 miles straight up, fly to your target, then turn off the engine. Hahaha, good luck shooting that down you fucking commies. It doesn't seem like conventional AA would...

It makes sense, but (s)he traded down. ITS A GOD DAMN MOCKERY OF JUSTICE. He went from a real solid 10 to a real iffy 4. God damn dude! You coulda just been gay! It would have cost a whole lot less and been healthier.

It seems like the market for sharkskin boots is just no longer profitable. To me the travesty isn't killing the shark. It's cutting off its fin and then throwing it back. There have got to be more useful pieces of the shark than just its fin. LAZY ASIANS

Getting married, in every day and age, has always been about family. It's the theme that runs through marriage regardless of culture, era, or age. Now we might think that certain customs are completely fucked up and exist to undermine family unity -- but the folks that do/did participate in...

Little known fact, Ice Cubes will actually kill dogs. It's true. ejucate yoself. icecube.wisc.edu

Dude, that camel toe is crazy big. That's more like a camel foot.

I mean that's just weird. The dude was like... Crixus... and then he turned himself into a girl? This is a man who takes his daresveryseriously.

He had supporters re-pledge to his PayPal account after, like the hour after, the kickscatter failed. And the damfools did it while paying an extra fee for the privilege. The kickstarter total was higher. Didn't the KS Carl out somewhere in the 300k range?

Peanut. Butter.

I don't even want to talk to good friends for more than an hour at a sitting unless there's some activity involved. Some of you guys sure seem to talk a lot.

I lurked on noows. Oldschool. As. Fuck. P.s. Req didn't fuck anyone, for straight up not giving a shit Req was actually pretty decent about the changeover. Dare I say it... damn near professional. He especially coulda got all butthurt when people were calling him a retarded aspie fuck...

Service dogs won't lick you or ask to be petted. Always ask the owner if you can pet a service dog. And don't stare them down like you would a normal dog. Those dogs have a job, but they ARE dogs... and if you stare at them they're not gonna just ignore you. People getting "mommy notes"...

Are we still in it Quineloe? CRUSH THE LESSER MEN.

Wow. I guess the redirect wasn't a snarky insult like everyone just assumed that it was. It was actually an attempt at advertising. Like an honest to god attempt. LOL.

Postpartum depression is specifically hormonally linked to pregnancy. At best, claiming that men can have postpartum depression is a semantic game. At the VERY most there may be an incidence of sympathetic depression. Again, while that may be an interesting (and probably wildly overstated)...

IF NOTHING ELSE SKIP TO 29 MINUTES. I'M NOT FUCKING JOKING. IT IS GOD DAMN AWESOME. I was just bopping around in it... and HOLY FUCKING SHITBALLS. YOU COULD LITERALLY DROWN A TODDLER IN MY PANTIES.

EQ in a browser honestly isn't a terrible idea. Even Brad might actually be able to make that game. Funds wise and skill wise and commitment wise. Of course it couldn't be EQ EQ in a browser, it would have to be some derivative. Literally what Brad is famous for. That's right, Brad...

Oh, he's not a sociopath. It's worse. He's Millhouse trying to convince everyone that he's Bart. And no one even cares that he's Millhouse, except for him. It makes him insufferable. He's a pretty normal guy. He'd probably even be funny if he just got the fuck over it. But he...

I'm also fairly ok with drone warfare. I'm not great with it... but it beats nukes, poison gas, or biological agents. It just surprised me a bit that Europe is looking at us and going, "WTF mates? W-T-F". The comment really was offhanded, which leads me to think that this is a fairly...

Chew as in Chaw? That really shouldn't happen. You got thrush or something? Antibiotics, go get some!

THX isn't that good. It's an good science fiction movie. The bar is lower. American Graffiti is pretty decent, I'll give you that. So that's two movies out of... he's made a lot of movies. HOWARD THE DUCK. Lucas is obviously a better businessman than he is a director. He is...

GF no longer, she was promoted to Apprentice Baby Momma!

Because Tyen is like a very special breed of pathetic. If he isn't banned within an hour of being approved something truly donkey brained will happen. It's different every time but it's always donkey brained. Usually not in a funny way, sadly enough. I mean you'd think... just the law of...

I just assume they got better shit to do. Like read something good. And yeah, really, they're not acting the books. They're acting the scripts. So a knowledge of the books might actually make it, well not harder, but more of a hassle. Hopefully the scriptwriters have read the books...

niiiiice

Even more basic that that, without cultural "appropriations" there is no cultural tolerance. At least the clan doesn't try to pretend they're not bigots. Calling someone a American Inventor is just more honest than whatever emotional contortion this is. ITS TIME TO EDUCATE OURSELVES, SHITLORDS.

Such hocus bullshit. The entire field needs to be refined to simple clinical neurology.

I mean humans should be smart enough that it never comes to that choice. We also need to point that out. There is a responsibility. But we're stipulating that something super-stupid happened, and that choice has come.

That is so fucked up. Sometimes I feel like maybe I don't try hard enough with women, ya know? But then I see some genuinelyretardedshit like that... and, nah. I'm good.

Humans are animals, too, you realize. Given the choice between my species and another species? Yep. My species every time. Even if it's Hitler versus a dolphin. Whack that fucking dolphin. We'll deal with Hitler in our time. We'll even mourn the dolphin. Sure as shit ain't nothing on...

NO YOU DON'T. You can get depressed after the baby is born, that's fine. No one is going to argue that. Stress, lack of sleep, just straight physical exhaustion, even philosophical confusion. Every check mark that exists for depression hits after a baby is born. But that is not...

It devolves into thinly veiled political rants. Seriously, just ranting. It gets really really awful.

Holy shit, I had entirely forgotten about Apprentice Adept.