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75-120 minutes of Doctor Who? SPLUUUUURG. You will be upgraded.

I heard some guy on NPR recently refer to an activist as "a cuban african american". Wait. I question if he understands what any of those words actually mean.

Trollface got softbanned for some dumb bullshit and decided to dedicate himself to self improvement. Or equally likely, self abuse.

But I'm pretty sure you looked under the wrong tab, you Kasskop

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Irish is unique in that it its very own racial slur. Potato American Inventor is great -- but you really don't have to go further than "You're Irish aren't you? I can tell."

Postfarming is an artform. The real trick to it is just rapid fire responses. You don't want to do more than 2 or 3 and you don't want to do it more than occassionally. But it adds up more quickly than you'd think it does if you're not too proud to do it. If we counted edits I'm sure Fana...

p.s. I'm hot. Mist is hot. we're going to make beautiful babies.

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That post was on topic because I was talking about big dicks

PLEASE DONT MODERATE ME

U just jelly my dick is bigger than urs

I have decided that regardless of what the supposed facts may or may not be, that is indeed james earl jones.

Shit, it better be fucking james earl jones or else here comes the "they all look alike to you don't they?" hatetrain

Is that james earl jones? I don't think I've ever seen a picture of him that young.

Fat and happy? Cold bloodedly gunning down niglets? Homocidal? The Mexican OJ? Divorced?

An honest critique: The only one that doesn't belong there is, "It's just a harmless joke". I don't remember the last time anyone actually made that particular point. "It's just a joke" is different than "It's just a harmless joke". That one word does matter. Otherwise, while I find the...

Oh holy crap that trailer looks so terrible. But it also doesn't look very different than Boy Meets World. I think there may be some nostalgia going on.

Hmm. These are some strong arguments for boxer briefs.

Be daddy's little girl show beard, sweetie. I'll buy you an Ipad.

I liked Boy Meets World but I dunno man. I dunno. The only way a grown man can admit to watching a show like this probably is is if he uses his 8-13 year old daughter for cover. It can't be a niece, and it can't be some kid that you stole. It has to be the product of your own loins.

I seriously despise these writers. I mean I have a deep hatred in my heart for them. Piper is so contrived and awful. Almost all of the other characters (Vee is a bit eeeeeh) are nicely done. It's not artistic that Piper is the worst stereotype in the show. It's not some deep social...

Sounds like Chris Rock checked his black privilege. Actually it sounds like Chris Rock didn't need to do that routine more than a few times. He's a smart guy.

Hey man, you dunno. Your daughter might grow up to get off on shitting in some dudes mouth. For every yang there's a yin.

I'd give him a dollar. You can't stare at a mans colon and not connect with him on some level.

Pixel hacks?

That is indeed a strange assumption. I expected it to be even filthier than their usual. And I was not disappointed.

Getting hit by a meteor has to be, without exception, the best death. See you'd be tempted to say heart attack while fucking. But there's 2 problems with that. Death is not instantaneous in that case, and you probably didn't pop one off. So it's more like ultimate fail than ultimate win...

"We set no special value on the possession of a virtue until we percieve that it is entirely lacking in our adversary." "The hypocrite who always plays one and the same role finally ceases to be a hypocrite; for example priests, who as young men are usually conscious or unconscious...

Left hand right hand. McFarlane deserves the credit that he gets. It could either be someone else doing it or it could be no one. Neither of those things are true -- it is McFarlane doing it. And he deserves that credit. But don't think its altruism. McFarlane's claim to fame is fart...

Ooooh, I think I see the problem with NK. They're watching the shittiest movies they can find. Well, no wonder they're so fucking crazy. The guys over at The Science Institute used to torture Joel with exactly this machine. It drove him maaaaa-ad.

That tag predates imgur. We used to get a lot of little yellow frogs -- what was the name of that site, even? I can no longer remember.

I think "no limits post away" actually referred to the fact that it was ok to post .png files if you wanted to more than a content disclaimer. It quickly BECAME and remained a content disclaimer. But I think when whoever it was that wrote that tag originally was writing it, they were talking...

I don't think there's any use in worrying about other peoples interpersonal relationships to that degree. I just mean that if I'm going to be a complete voyeur I'm gonna watch some penis going into a vagina. No one is 100% happy 100% of the time. When you're talking about 2 people, if...

That made m e lol. Sometimes I think I might be fucked up.

They still all mad about tray tray

What the christ. Go buy some fruit of the loom boxers, you queerbos. Kuriin is exempt. He can wear whatever frilly underoos he likes. I expect a garter belt. If you're gonna wear the little hat, you have to wear the garters too!

Beck goes out, Izo goes in. Can't explain that.

So does that make it harder or easier to flop?

Beck has been loosed!