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  1. Zapatta

    Let's talk about what an ultra faggot Mario Speed Wagon is

    The sad lonely dyke endorsement is not helping his cause.
  2. Zapatta

    Let's talk about what an ultra faggot Mario Speed Wagon is

    Mario contact the Head of HR and file a formal complaint. https://www.linkedin.com/in/gay-burns-81819a4 Gay Burns
  3. Zapatta

    Let's talk about what an ultra faggot Mario Speed Wagon is

    ran out of lube gayboy?
  4. Zapatta

    Let's talk about what an ultra faggot Mario Speed Wagon is

    Mario is so gay George Micheal told him he was making bad life decisions
  5. Zapatta

    Let's talk about what an ultra faggot Mario Speed Wagon is

    roger, you are gay for complaining tho.
  6. Zapatta

    Let's talk about what an ultra faggot Mario Speed Wagon is

    @Mario Speedwagon is so gay he is the Official Taster at Pride parades.
  7. Zapatta

    Let's talk about what an ultra faggot Mario Speed Wagon is

    @Mario Speedwagon is so gay he makes Goatse cringe.
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    Let's talk about what an ultra faggot Mario Speed Wagon is

    @Mario Speedwagon is so gay he can tell what flavor a Popsicle is by sitting on it.
  9. Zapatta

    Let's talk about what an ultra faggot Mario Speed Wagon is

    Did you not read the thread title? Your post is way off topic. If you wanna boot lick, make your own thread. On topic: @Mario Speedwagon is so gay, he makes RuPaul look like a Navy SEAL.
  10. Zapatta

    Most offensive Halloween costume

    Or by 8 the.neighbors would turn off their porch lights when she went to knock and it took her a year to figure it out.
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    Let's talk about what an ultra faggot Mario Speed Wagon is

    The cab driver said this was the best Turkish Bath for hot bareback man on man action, am I in the right place?
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    Get Crafty

    I was hardcore into art in HS and college, almost went BFA but I wasn't retarded. Now I build shit all day every day at work, so doing it for fun seems like more work. I do miss the creativity of it and the bat shit crazy art chick pussy. A few times a year I get to build shit for Movies or...
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    Woolygimp's Blog

    I am sure they will use that in a Dark Knight movie and Comgress will pass a law the day after someone flys one past a theater showing it.
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    Woolygimp's Blog

    I watched a young toddler trying to turn a door knob for solid half hour once. It was awesome, I was cheering him on the whole time, he never gave up, never got it open, his mom finally caught him and punished the perseverance right oot of him. Turn that knob Wooly, you can do it!
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    Woolygimp's Blog

    watch HBO's Rome for the tittays and James Purefoy awesomeness.
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    Woman Sexually assaulted online...

    She looks persian or middle eastern, maybe she will be killed by a VR honor stoning for not wearing her hijab.
  17. Zapatta

    How smart are you?

    I remember pretty much everything I ever learned. I dont know if that qualifies as smart or just a human ipod that can play back what it has recorded.
  18. Zapatta

    How smart are you?

    I know more than a few people who can do calculus in there head but can't manage to look both ways before crossing the street. There are a lot of Dumb Smart people.
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    How smart are you?

    Don't forget street smarts, kids now are raised like Veal. They couldn't survive walking alone at night in a foreign country.
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    Woolygimp's Blog

    Wooly hearkens back to the early days of the internet. The old school classic of "I am super awesome vs. no one gives a fuck.", I thought that shit went out with Dial-Up and AOL discs in the mail.
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    Woolygimp's Blog

    FIFY
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    Woolygimp's Blog

    It also says you spank it to pixar movies.
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    Woolygimp's Blog

    The one thing that every winning poker player has is thin skin.
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    Woolygimp's Blog

    Sounds like our differences can only be resolved mano a mano. Shall it be heads up no limit hold em or 20 paces at the gun range?
  25. Zapatta

    Torture-Worst You Can Imagine.

    That would make you sterile and impotent, it would solve the Trex catastrophe.
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    Woolygimp's Blog

    OP is proof you should never smoke weed and jerk off to a Pixar movie.
  27. Zapatta

    Torture-Worst You Can Imagine.

    A ball gag + heavy drinking + a tablet on her back with PornHub running you could suffer thru that one night. But knocking her up .... I'd rather live in Raqqa with ISIL.
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    Most offensive Halloween costume

    For a different kind of Halloween fun try what a friend of mine has been doing for the last ten years. Instead of candy he passes out Mountain Dew. Almost every kid chugs it on the spot, And their parents get ro deal with a 8 yr old that wants to stay up all night high on caffeine.
  29. Zapatta

    Most offensive Halloween costume

    Not anymore, now all it means is you can use either bathroom.
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    Poll Cad Impeachment Vote

    Buck Angel?
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    Poll Cad Impeachment Vote

    After Dennis Rodman I couldn't fap to Carmen Electra. After Charlie Sheen I couldn't fap to Denise Richards. After Trex I can't pet my friends Pug. Shits tainted yo.
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    Poll Cad Impeachment Vote

    Really disappoint that Keg aint in here white knighting and calling everyone pussies.
  33. Zapatta

    Mice Problem

    keep looking, there is a hole somewhere they are moving in and out of and nest they have built. fucked up thing is you could kill them all but a new batch will find a way in and smell the old digs and set up shop there. I would also walk the house looking for holes in window screens, holes in...
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    Home Improvement

    I would, it's a porous material and can discolor unevenly over time. Especial from kitchen grease and hard water. I like sealers labeled for natural stone and tile. Miracle Sealants 16 oz. Seal and Enhance 1-Step Natural Stone Sealer and Color Enhancer-SE/EN PT SG H - The Home Depot Is expensive...
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    Pets

    Nah it's about due diligence, if you know the kids are stupid, kid proof your yard. To me its about the safety of the animal, not the kid. The fact you saw it happen a lawyer will turn around on you and say you were aware of the issue and negligent in preventing it. Welcome the Litigious States...
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    Most offensive Halloween costume

    20 HuffPo Articles That Will Make Sure You Never Read The Site Again We should hammer that out and submit it, FoH could get us pages views and enough cash to buy a six pack.
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    You're trapped in the mall during the zombie apocalypse...

    Is the pelican named Mippo?
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    Poll Cad Impeachment Vote

    Meh, Ravv and Trex are exactly the same. Getting filled with man seed is their only skill / occupation.
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    Pets

    I have cunty children on my street who used to taunt my dog, their parents are real shit heads, hence the cunty offspring. It used to piss me off and I wanted to strangle the little fucks. Finally I asked them if they wanted to play with the dog, I let them throw the ball for her for 10-15...