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  1. Zapatta

    How many armed toddlers could you take on?

    I am guessing they are only packing .22s, I can't see a 3 yr old handling the recoil of anything bigger, that ups my confidence a lot.. Is this a 50/50 mix boys and girls? The baby girls are really lacking eye hand coordination making half no threat at all. If I get to 'Batman' and prep before...
  2. Zapatta

    How many armed toddlers could you take on?

    1-3 yrs old according to google. Unless they have knives strapped on them like a fighting rooster the only deciding factor is your cardio. I am guessing you grab one by the feet start spinning and use it to club down the rest. Only real unknown is is how many good shots a toddler can take...
  3. Zapatta

    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    downward spiral inc.!
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    Poll Cad Impeachment Vote

    The fact that @Cad annoys some of the more annoying peeps puts one in the plus column, I can live with some collateral damage.
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    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    No way to tell if she was fat, she wore an orange bag. She could have been a curvy spinner under that XXL sweater. Her neck was african tribe long in that turtle neck.
  6. Zapatta

    Germany, Oktoberfest

    Post Beer Hall Frau cleavage pics STAT!
  7. Zapatta

    Star Citizen Online - The search for more money

    In his defense "May your mother's Vindaloo always taste like the parts of the Ganges where they ritually burn corpses", doesn't have the same zip when translated to English. That and he is probably 13.
  8. Zapatta

    Star Citizen Online - The search for more money

    Graduation Flowers ?? LOL, I knew it was India. Also get your money back from your ESL teacher.
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    Star Citizen Online - The search for more money

    Stick to spamming you over written essays for a penny per page view, verbal judo is WAY outside of your skill set.
  10. Zapatta

    Star Citizen Online - The search for more money

    I am not anti SC the game, it would be great if they pull it off. I am anti thoerycraft word vomit shill speak mini-article marketing bullshit. That garbage belongs on MMORPG.com not here. And anecdotally the more of that kind of naked word-of-mouth fake marketing that surrounds a title...
  11. Zapatta

    Grimnoir Chronicles

    Finished book 1, glad it had a legit ending, so many authors can't seems to wrap shit up anymore. Was a easy fun read. I am gonna jump to book 1 of Momster Hunters next. And alternate between the two series I think.
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    Poll Cad Impeachment Vote

    All the peeps with shoop skills should take the a_skeleton_03 trifecta of taint, dingus and goat and combine them to make some magic. @Urgoslav can judge the comtest. Prize is 2 cakepops decorated like a scrotum.
  13. Zapatta

    Smartphones

    I was looking hard at those a while back, but available accessories is almost zero. I have to have an otterbox defender or its equal or its a no go.
  14. Zapatta

    Star Citizen Online - The search for more money

    It takes a special brand of rose colored retard to say they are a 'fan' of something that hasn't even materialized yet. It's like saying you are a huge fan of a film after seeing a 30 sec preview in the theatre of a "coming next summer" blockbuster.
  15. Zapatta

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    He didnt PM me for my left over Percocet from my wisdom teeth extraction, so I doubt it.
  16. Zapatta

    Smartphones

    No providers loses their ass on anything, devices have always been loss leaders to attract customers even in the days of land lines.. TelCo.s have always been super lucrative, they just changed up the model to squeeze more out of their customer base. If Googles Fi biz model catches on they...
  17. Zapatta

    Killer clown sightings

    If you buy a cake you can sell videos, WATCH Cake Farts | Best Shockers (NSFW link) Since @a_skeleton_03 is into putting his taint on the webz, he could probably add to the genre with Cakepop Farts
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    Smartphones

    Supposedly thats a big NOPE, Samsung permanently stops Galaxy Note 7 production - BBC News Somewhere else they said they have moved 8 launch up to the beginning of the new year.
  19. Zapatta

    No pussyshit Politics

    You didn't call Dibs!, I also call Shotgun!, you get to ride bitch brah!
  20. Zapatta

    No pussyshit Politics

    I probably need to get knighted as a Jug first to fly the colors. @Mario Speedwagon , who do I have to blow to get the nod from the League of the Eternally Stained Lips? Do I gotta prospect before I earn my patch? Tell me who I gotta shank in the yard!
  21. Zapatta

    No pussyshit Politics

    Dibs on Trump Jug avatar. @Urgoslav do me a solid bro!
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    Poll Cad Impeachment Vote

    Would you tuck your sidearm in your waist band like a dumbfuck, or secure it in a holster that was made for it? If you take care of your weapon, your weapon will take care of you. Mens under garments technology has finally caught up with the times. Get on board. Face it bra, you are a mess down...
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    Poll Cad Impeachment Vote

    a_skeleton_03 needs to invest in some fucking drawers. Freeballing leads to medical issues including tainted taint. Might I suggest https://www.amazon.com/David-Archy-Separate-Pouches-Trunks/dp/B00ENTH0N4, they changed my life, a place for everything, and everything in it's place. I gained 5...
  24. Zapatta

    Star Citizen Online - The search for more money

    Looks like RSI has resorted to spending a portion of their budget on low quality 'grassroots' marketing. What part of India do you live in Variise? How much do you hate Pakistan? What is your favorite Curry dish?
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    Poll Cad Impeachment Vote

    Yikes, @Fedor please drop 4-5 chix w/ dix pix in this thread to undo the mess pasty preggo just made.
  26. Zapatta

    No pussyshit Politics

    Hmmm I kinda see @Cad 's point now, some folks might need to apologize for those 'nazi-mod' cracks.
  27. Zapatta

    Star Citizen Online - The search for more money

    Quick look at your pofile history, you have not made a single post outside of this thread,. You are not participating in this community you are advertising a product. That Bernie quip is awesome, do you always hitch your wagon to a train going nowhere?
  28. Zapatta

    Trump and Clinton Voters - How Much Do You Actually Support Your Candidate?

    If only we could shaw rhe actual election, ...
  29. Zapatta

    Star Citizen Online - The search for more money

    That pic is a Kool-Aid Dispenser. Folks like you that spam forums to 'get the word out' with 'Hot News and Analysis' would do better to build a fan site, you could make a couple pennies for your efforts or maye even get rewarded by devs with some freebies. All that energy is super misplaced...
  30. Zapatta

    No pussyshit Politics

    Do we need to build an Ark?
  31. Zapatta

    Star Wars : Rogue One

    The black not a stormtrooper and big nose new Vader over acted the shit out of their roles, almost high school production bad, but some of that were the directors choices I am sure.
  32. Zapatta

    Star Wars : Rogue One

    I hope to be proven wrong but seems like they only have nostalgia to sell, Abrams version was bad actors in a shit story, not as disappointing as what Lucas did, but very very underwhelming for the IP.
  33. Zapatta

    Star Wars : Rogue One

    Fail! Where is the huge pile of dead Bothans??
  34. Zapatta

    Lucifer

    Is this show stil going? I thought it was supposed to have a limited run of EPs?
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    Poll Cad Impeachment Vote

    FIFY
  36. Zapatta

    portland oregon

    I always thought that a golden marketing opportunity was missed that Lance's wasn't sporting this sponsor on his jersey.
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    Smartphones

    I love the pen on my 3, but I use it less and less, up until the fiasco I was really on the fence and was gonna go Edge to save a few bucks.