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  1. Zapatta

    How to Breach an Employment Contract and Get Away With It?

    "A Lannister always pays his debts" Time to change your Avatar Keg,.
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Ooops google says I got it wrong, "manger de la merde et mourir , mangeux de couilles" is what they have.
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    I am not sure he really knows as much english as you would think, try speaking to him in Quebecer . My french is not very good but I think "manges la merde mangeux de couilles" is pretty close to what you are getting at.
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    Spices

    I have been sprinkling this powder on EVERYTHING for the past month few months, I figure an ulcer will form and scar over at some point. The anus is being a whuss about it sometimes. But that might be from liberal use of Boonie Peppers I have been growing since coming back from Guam, even...
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    Poll Who's your favorite?

    Team Sand Viper, she is 5' 2" thin with a small back, those titties are a 32C, she is packing for such a tiny girl, they are legit.
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    Hugh Jackman: Logan

    Having Wolverine played by a 6+ foot dude really takes away from what is supposed to be an angry Napoleonic over compensating fist full of razor sharp penis extensions that personifies the inner rage of every nerd and what they would do 'if only..'
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    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    I am getting more convinced Mist was born with a vag, even the most extremely femme males like Tanoomba dont whine this much and do nothing about it. Mist read The Tao of Pooh and stop being a fucking Eeyore. People can smell it on you and will avoid your contagious depression..
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    Killer clown sightings

    To those stupid, stupid school officials "When you let them change how you go about your daily life, you are letting the Clowns win."
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    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    She would be more welcome in threads if would post a few pics and we could all get a gleam of her bean. A glimpse of her gash. A look at her nook. A peek at her punani. A fast view of her axe wound. Maybe I am being to cryptic....
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    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    Yup, that septic tank is at max capacity, have to get a homey wagon to pump it out before new people can use the facilities.
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    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    Too much talking, make with the snaps of your snizz.
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    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    What still no unshaved sapho cooze pics,? Cmon Mist, drink some white wine, get out your B.O.B. play this song and make with the nakey pics already. Your cash problems will be solved.
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    Killer clown sightings

    This new scare fad is as real as Jenkem - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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    Killer clown sightings

    This whole thing is an SJW plot to get make up banned in the US. Unfair advantage, level the playing field move. We need to turn it around on them and start dressing in Burkhas and scaring kids.
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    World of Tanks

    I haven't played in 7-8 months, anyone active care to comment on the state of the game?
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    Poll Who here hates raiding?

    FunCom hasn't made a decent game since the AO Notum Wars expansion. Both those titles were garbage. Anarchy Online was fun as fuck even though it was broken as fuck.
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    Hugh Jackman: Logan

    I was gonna say this movie is probably just an excuse to introduce x-23, I hit goggle and apparently that's exactly what is happening. LAME!
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    Hugh Jackman: Logan

    I never thought Jackman was good casting, He's 2 feet too tall, and way way too closeted homo.
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    He claims to have one. It's probably a tranny he got a green card for.
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    If we post enough Black Dong maybe his wife will reply and we can finally get the real story of why Noombrat is such a faggot?
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Can we just make this a thread to spam Big Black Dongs? Seems less gay and more productive.
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    Poll Who here hates raiding?

    The shape of the playfield matters a lot, and PVP is a big investment in time before you start getting positive results. You can't WTFPWN til you got a lot of losses under your belt. You have to give no fucks at all ever to get joy from MMO PVP.
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    Poll Who here hates raiding?

    Anarchy Online PVP flagged zone raids were fun a fuck. More games should borrow that model. Regular raids in any MMO are only about getting your hands on phatz. Tedious time sinks. A necessary evil to up your burst in PVP.
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    Poll Do you think Trump will actually win the presidency in November?

    Does no one remember Karl Rove having a melt down on live TV last Prez election when his polls didnt end up predicting the outcomes of key states.? I have answered more than a few tele-polls, the Idiots skew their data with leading questions, they are always fishing for responses they can sell...
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    Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life, philosophical/religious facts,

    Krishna is a big fag, Islamic Fundies aren't the least bit afraid of him. They are scared shitless of the one true prophet and his message of 'Quit being a crybaby, none of this shit matters", the great and wise Gautama Siddhartha.
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    Killer clown sightings

    #clownlivesmatter Sanders would have given free tuition to Clown College.
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    Killer clown sightings

    INB4 children's birthday party getting shot up, and balloon animals made illegal. Media today loves to make mountains of mole hills and fabricate fear. Shit that would have been an urban myth, now gets the front page. Next gen of kids is gonna grow up to be huge homos even more afraid of...
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    Poll Is dipping your french fries in a milkshake acceptable?

    INB4 George Costamza eating candy bar with knife and fork.
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    Poll Is dipping your french fries in a milkshake acceptable?

    Steak Fries with Malt Vinegar >Catsup.
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    Poll Is dipping your french fries in a milkshake acceptable?

    INB4 buttercream frosting on a baked potato.
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    Poll Is dipping your french fries in a milkshake acceptable?

    Yupper, A-1 should be called wifey over cooked the fuck out of the steak but I wasn't gonna throw it out sauce.
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    Poll Is dipping your french fries in a milkshake acceptable?

    Popeyes is cheaper than KFC in my parts. KFC bucket price is outrageous. I can get nice mom and pop cornflake battered fried chx for half the price, tastes 100x better
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    Poll Is dipping your french fries in a milkshake acceptable?

    Does KFC still make potato wedges? I haven't ate there since they put up a Popeyes. Wedges were good.
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    MARS

    I wouldn't waste my DKP rolling for the stock, I want the epics. The private islands, G7 jets, sports franchises, exotic trophy wives from distant lands and the death squads on retainer.
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    Poll Is dipping your french fries in a milkshake acceptable?

    They are better as a pie than a fry
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    Virtual Reality

    The Irony of Zuckerberg creating an army of SJWs that go on to shit on companies he owns is a nice giggle.