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Brah do you even Machete? Go with a Parang, they are specifically built for chopping, that other shit is just a big kitchen knife.

She's letting her husband plow other women who are almost as unattractive as her?

Side note, I dated a girl in college who got bit on the face by a chained up Shepard when she was 7, she had a small spiderweb scar on her cheek, every 3 yrs the insurance company handed her $15K til she was 24 yrs old.

They will go after your home owners insurance, and you will have no say how your insurance company will litigate it (they will settle) . The insurance company after the fact may tell you to alter your fence or get rid of the dog if you want them to still cover you. My insurance company will...

One year I went bar hopping on Halloween in a short sleeved white shirt, tie and a bicycle helmet. It's the Door to door Mormon uniform here. It got a lot of laughs and is probably super offensive to Mormons but they aren't drinking in bars so they weren't around to complain.

might wanna run this stuff on the bottom 3 feet of your fence to keep the little shits hands out of the slats. https://www.amazon.com/Industrial-Netting-OV7822-42x100-Polypropylene-Exclusion/dp/B009VOHC48/ref=sr_1_2?s=lawn-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1477259065&sr=1-2&keywords=plastic+rabbit+fence fence...

I dropped one of these to keep neighbors dog from shitting in my yard, works. It would probably deter a twatty child equally well. https://www.amazon.com/Orbit-62100-Enforcer-Activated-Sprinkler/dp/B009F1R0GC?th=1

Also Cats suck at mice and rats, my dog has 30x the confirmed kills of the cat. They are tied on birds.

I have a lot of fruit trees on my property and a 150 acre open pasture behind my house, it's rodent central. I see Owls hunting that field every night. Nothing will scare the fuck out of you like an Owl dropping down above you in the dark, they are completely silent in flight, move damn fast...

Second runner up is Rat Zapper loaded with kibble dog food. QC on them is kinda shitty, hit or miss if they are a dud out of the box and you have to exchange it. Also they eat a lot of batteries.

best bait for a snap trap in Nutella, I get a hit in under 10 mins with that shit, it like magic. Also mice and rats cant see for shit, they lay and follow urine trails they make, its like a train track. Once you find the paths they run, drop snaps along it and you'll get super fast hits...

Dress as Angela Merkel and bring 30 Islamic rapists friends to crash a pre-school Halloween party.

Your never know, raising kids that way could pay off one day ...

@Amod request @Mist 's name be changed to Mister.

To out do Schilling and 38 studios.

Holy mixed metaphors Batman! Geezus come clean whats your native tongue Variise? Cause it sure as fuck ain't English.

I forgot he was in that. I agree. I like the guy, just not for Lando. He could probably turn it around for JarJar if he played the character.

All cementatious products get a 'cold joint' when the cure windows are far apart. with unsanded grout the hairline crack will show more than if it had sand in it. upside is that concrete and plaster are teh only 2 materials that expand when curing, so if a hairline crack shows up down the...

From your other pics you have a good handle on doing sheetrock, should be cake for you.

post a pic? I am having a hard time imagining are the moving parts you described accurately.

Can't you instantly defuse a toddler stand off by yelling ' Your Mommy is never coming back for you!"

Ouch, Hodj might have found his next Moonbat. Shit was harsh.

Mystery Team, Community, his 'rap' album, The To-Do List, his comedy special and his shitty depressing FX show. I am familiar with his work. I think he would make a fine Spider-Man, but he is the polar opposite of Billy Dee. Him getting cast is a marketing decision as far as I can tell, and a...

We know you are trying little guy, but not everyone can ball.

Glover just doesn't have a single Intergalactic Space Pimp bone in his body. Nothing about him is SuperFly. I hope he is mostly a cameo and this aint a buddy picture. I have a bad feeling this will end up being a younger space version of Nick Nolte and Eddie Murphy ala 48 hrs.

Star Wars original charm was casting relatively unknown actors, Donald Glover brings a lot of baggage, it will be distracting waiting for the C3P0 Abed to walk in frame that never arrives.

I think I need to change my answer, poor grasp pf english and bizarre self-righteousnesss. I am gonna go with him being one of Tanoombas ESL students.

You are a strange little guy. You came here to 'teach' us all? Do think it's possible you are WAY under qualified. We have more than a couple members here who actually worked on AAA MMO titles. Are you aware that folks were hired from this community to become developers? You are trying so...

The concept of a Prince Albert, I know a few peeps who are rocking one, to me that is one step closer to cutting the thing off.

Add 3-4 Tbsp of canned pumpkin to their diet, all fiber almost no calories. Stiffens their shit right up, makes raking the yard way easier.

Google translate doesn't handle Hindi well it seems.

I used to fear poop till I had to service 80 inch sewer lines. I got over it. I used to fear heights til I had to hang under bridges to do seismic retrofits. I got over it. I used to fear trannies til I read a bunch of Fedor posts. I got into it.

So we could say. ... 'Worse than Hitler'?

The correct response is "..... And it would have worked if it weren't for those meddling kids'.

Tyen & Trex fornicating, gestating and educating children.

Ummm yeah, this whole idea that you are gonna come in here and 'school' people on game development philosophy and practicalities is beyond hilarious. There are a lot folks here whos childhood was spent putting quarters into Pong machines. You might as well be walking into the Vatican trying to...

If you have one of the top 5 smartest breeds they can have vocabularies up to 30 words, top 2 up to 50. You can actually talk to those dogs, the other 200+ breeds only can handle a few words and understand tone more than anything. So talking baby talk to those makes them think "Wow you are a...