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The sad lonely dyke endorsement is not helping his cause.

Mario contact the Head of HR and file a formal complaint. https://www.linkedin.com/in/gay-burns-81819a4 Gay Burns

ran out of lube gayboy?

Mario is so gay George Micheal told him he was making bad life decisions

roger, you are gay for complaining tho.

@Mario Speedwagon is so gay he is the Official Taster at Pride parades.

@Mario Speedwagon is so gay he makes Goatse cringe.

@Mario Speedwagon is so gay he can tell what flavor a Popsicle is by sitting on it.

Did you not read the thread title? Your post is way off topic. If you wanna boot lick, make your own thread. On topic: @Mario Speedwagon is so gay, he makes RuPaul look like a Navy SEAL.

Or by 8 the.neighbors would turn off their porch lights when she went to knock and it took her a year to figure it out.

The cab driver said this was the best Turkish Bath for hot bareback man on man action, am I in the right place?

I was hardcore into art in HS and college, almost went BFA but I wasn't retarded. Now I build shit all day every day at work, so doing it for fun seems like more work. I do miss the creativity of it and the bat shit crazy art chick pussy. A few times a year I get to build shit for Movies or...

I am sure they will use that in a Dark Knight movie and Comgress will pass a law the day after someone flys one past a theater showing it.

I watched a young toddler trying to turn a door knob for solid half hour once. It was awesome, I was cheering him on the whole time, he never gave up, never got it open, his mom finally caught him and punished the perseverance right oot of him. Turn that knob Wooly, you can do it!

watch HBO's Rome for the tittays and James Purefoy awesomeness.

She looks persian or middle eastern, maybe she will be killed by a VR honor stoning for not wearing her hijab.

I remember pretty much everything I ever learned. I dont know if that qualifies as smart or just a human ipod that can play back what it has recorded.

I know more than a few people who can do calculus in there head but can't manage to look both ways before crossing the street. There are a lot of Dumb Smart people.

Don't forget street smarts, kids now are raised like Veal. They couldn't survive walking alone at night in a foreign country.

Wooly hearkens back to the early days of the internet. The old school classic of "I am super awesome vs. no one gives a fuck.", I thought that shit went out with Dial-Up and AOL discs in the mail.

FIFY

It also says you spank it to pixar movies.

The one thing that every winning poker player has is thin skin.

Sounds like our differences can only be resolved mano a mano. Shall it be heads up no limit hold em or 20 paces at the gun range?

That would make you sterile and impotent, it would solve the Trex catastrophe.

OP is proof you should never smoke weed and jerk off to a Pixar movie.

A ball gag + heavy drinking + a tablet on her back with PornHub running you could suffer thru that one night. But knocking her up .... I'd rather live in Raqqa with ISIL.

For a different kind of Halloween fun try what a friend of mine has been doing for the last ten years. Instead of candy he passes out Mountain Dew. Almost every kid chugs it on the spot, And their parents get ro deal with a 8 yr old that wants to stay up all night high on caffeine.

Not anymore, now all it means is you can use either bathroom.

Buck Angel?

After Dennis Rodman I couldn't fap to Carmen Electra. After Charlie Sheen I couldn't fap to Denise Richards. After Trex I can't pet my friends Pug. Shits tainted yo.

Really disappoint that Keg aint in here white knighting and calling everyone pussies.

keep looking, there is a hole somewhere they are moving in and out of and nest they have built. fucked up thing is you could kill them all but a new batch will find a way in and smell the old digs and set up shop there. I would also walk the house looking for holes in window screens, holes in...

I would, it's a porous material and can discolor unevenly over time. Especial from kitchen grease and hard water. I like sealers labeled for natural stone and tile. Miracle Sealants 16 oz. Seal and Enhance 1-Step Natural Stone Sealer and Color Enhancer-SE/EN PT SG H - The Home Depot Is expensive...

Nah it's about due diligence, if you know the kids are stupid, kid proof your yard. To me its about the safety of the animal, not the kid. The fact you saw it happen a lawyer will turn around on you and say you were aware of the issue and negligent in preventing it. Welcome the Litigious States...

20 HuffPo Articles That Will Make Sure You Never Read The Site Again We should hammer that out and submit it, FoH could get us pages views and enough cash to buy a six pack.

Is the pelican named Mippo?

Meh, Ravv and Trex are exactly the same. Getting filled with man seed is their only skill / occupation.

I have cunty children on my street who used to taunt my dog, their parents are real shit heads, hence the cunty offspring. It used to piss me off and I wanted to strangle the little fucks. Finally I asked them if they wanted to play with the dog, I let them throw the ball for her for 10-15...