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Second one was fine. CGI rock did hurt it a ton. as well as the son. d2 pygmy jungle was great. Super hot evil chick. The finale where imhotep kills himself after anuk- su-namun abandons him, while Evie and o'connell rescue each other, is great... even if it makes zero sense. She killed...

Alright internet, find this ho. That photo HAS to be on the internet.

Bumping this old ass post since I was looking into this recently. I was using the various a.i's to simulate a DM. and seeing how it went. so, I don't really play the actual pnp, just the crpgs based on them. so there is always a step removed. but, I do look into the base games as well. Like...

sucking off her new best friend, the tech guy that survived.

thats what you know him from, and not What we do in the shadows? and, he was not even in that I don't think.. so. yeah.. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7908628/

This is on amazon prime now. I thought it was pretty solid, till we got towards the end. it really fell apart. 7/10 brfore x dies. after x dies, 2/10.

we did kindof have a thread on this stuff? https://www.firesofheaven.org/threads/you-get-what-ya-fuckin-deserve.12670/page-1099#post-5248031 I was looking into these a bit ago. I was first shown Infinateworlds about a month ago. I was VERY impressed. more of a text/visual choose your own...

That tends to be the problem with Roguelite mechanics. finding the right balance of giving upgrades, while not trivializing the content. The card battlers like Slay the spire/monster train tend to work better. as they give more cards, which can be more power.. but it also increases RNG...

yeah. I figured it had to be a thing.. but, yeah. I don't think Ive gotten more then 2 at once.. maybe you need the upgrades for more gold to reroll, or ban some, to increase the odds.

Another one blowing up on steam, and streamers.. https://www.ballxpit.com/ Breakout/arkanoid x vampire survivors.

I considered telling Vorph to make a thread, since he mentioned it. I think hes actually played it. I just watched someone stream it. A telltale game type game. "From the writers & directors of Tales from the Borderlands and The Wolf Among Us," Celebrity voice acting. interesting story...

yeah, the jhonny silverhands acts as the exposition for Phyre, but thats not really my point. That is how you do it when You the player need exposition to make you fit into the world. A fantasy world, the past, the future. a character to explain things the character should know.. but you...

I think this is kind of a problem and yet again one of those fundamentally stupid ideas that should have never gotten off the ground. like the name Phyre" It is nearly impossible to get you the player into the head space of an ancient old world vampire waking up in Seattle after 100 years. or...

https://steamcommunity.com/games/2186680/announcements/detail/533239065676349754?snr=2___ 1.5 megapatch is out. Highlights: 4 new NPC portraits: Malice, Commissar, Clementia Werserian, Abel; 45 new Xeno and Astartes items; Astra Militarum Commander, Ministorum Priest, Commissar and Navy...

Its funny, cause, I think that its fine. getting the same actors, etc. ok, lets do something new. "A rival company hacks Encom, and steals the tech, all hell breaks loose" easy done. but, no. instead we ahve to spit on preexisting franchise, and "oh he just decided he was too white and...

The Boy's comic is NOT a masterpiece. so it is often hard to defend it, and go with the "should have stuck to the comic". but it does ideas, themes and good writing at times, and it is annoying when those good ideas were trashed.

If you don't care about VampireTM IP, and don't care about "Bloodlines", its a mediocre action rpg. if you DO care about either of those, its outright offensive. so pirate or not at all. in fact, lets just say not at all. your time is better spent doing anything else.

8 was Pagan. 7 was The Black gate. https://ultimacodex.com/2011/12/the-ultima-7-google-map/ yeah TES games were pretty much a direct continuation of might and magic, with some ultima mixed in.. Daggerfall itself is especially noticeable for it.

might and magic was the original pioneer on "open world". Dungeon crawls. but with towns and overworlds. might look small today, but this was pretty crazy back then. https://addictedgamewise.com/guides/might-magic-series/might-and-magic-book-one-maps/ Then the ultima series. By ultima 5,6,7...

yeah, its on Amazon. I caught it the other day. Mostly pretty unremarkable I thought. at least it wasn't zombies or dumb shit. but wouldn't go out of my way to recommend. decent acting, decently shot. solid c rating I guess. Remembering I watch a lot of pretty z list amazon crap. spoiler...

sure. it is that classic issue of context. stripe tease. bad. women in lingerie in their bedroom or changing room. bad. women in bathingsuits which cover the exact same amount at the beach? no problem. no one blinks an eye at the cover of jaws. no one batted an eye at snake tits. so...

what we need is a live action Oglaf. https://www.oglaf.com/brine/ like, you say monsters and swordplay. first off, none of the originals had good chorography. so thats clearly not the draw for them ever. Second, if you don't have sexy monster tits. what the fuck are you even doing here?

thats got to be bullshit. no way they made a Deathstalker with no nudity. anyway, trailers, etc look like shit. This is like Toxic avenger, where I can say, this looks awful, and seems to miss the mark. but the original was also total shit really. So it is admittedly hard to explain why its...

watching a youtube summery probably won't help. The story is very personal, metaphorical, and done through allegory, and subtext. you do need to play it, as so many little things add up. Casual remarks people make, have much deeper meanings in hindsight. ton of stuff is not expressly said...

HoMM 3 and for some people s, are one of those games people just will not accept anything else. there's a ton of HoMM after and 2 and 3. there's a ton of clones, and successors. people just won't touch them, and always go back to HoMM 2 or 3. Songs of conquest, sirens of the silence, etc...

is it expressly stated as one shot somewhere? theres a few points where it could be a seemless cut. This pan sweep for example. would have been an obvious place to splice. right on the doorline.

so in order there. thats Asse. who was a broad masculine man with a trimmed beard, swapped to a fat sack of crap. Iskra, who is actually pretty on model. supposed to have "dark hair", which usually means brown. but her name is child of fire, and iskra means spark. so, redhead makes some sense...

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Technically not relevant to poe 2... but this seems like a good place to share this still.

PC game pass still seems stupid good to me. $16.49, up from $12.75. as I've noted its not just letting me play good games cheap, but also letting me avoid games that I thought would be good, but aren't. Add, its easy enough to cance; and resub up. looking back, last year I tried mechwarrior...

Decided to give it its own thread instead of just bumping the Outward 1 thread. Summer 2026 https://www.firesofheaven.org/threads/outward-pc-xbox-ps4-survival-rpg-mar-26.10649/

yeah, no game used both at the same time. you were supposed to move your hand.. its clearly a, "are you people retarded?" I've of course also talked about it before. Its revolutionary. before n64 ps1. two equally sized shoulder buttons. just a SNES controller with 2 instead of 1...

nice. slings added to the game. that was always a thing that irked me a bit in all these games. throwing daggers were not really a thing. completely useless in war, hunting, against armor, etc. Slings however? used in all things. this is some major stuff. stuff some of the mods do. haha...

damn. going to have to go over that later. thats huge.

the WASD walking backwards, the afk microtransactions in town. hitting M for map, and getting microtransactions instead. yeah.

I like how chapter 4 has the PC start talking in dialogues. The extra personality gives a bit more reason to play other classes. which if you have not played a Witch yet. do so, shes hilariously silly.

good luck! not my cup of tea I think. how are you handling media and getting the word out, aside from FoH?

ziggy d claiming that getting hit while sprinting is NOT an automatic knockdown. this is a huge PR screwup if true. but certainly good to hear for gameplay. he suggests light stuns stagger, heavy stuns knockdown.