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  1. Hoss

    What's the worst movie you've seen at the theatre?

    Last crusade was bad enough that I didn't even see crystal skull, and i forget about it.
  2. Hoss

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    You can't see the beginning of the bulge just above the divot? It's not as pronounced because of the thick muscles in his neck, but i see it.
  3. Hoss

    The NSA watches you poop.

    The only surprise is that they didn't do it in secret.
  4. Hoss

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Original Gangster? I'm not the only one who sees the adam's apple, am I?
  5. Hoss

    What's the worst movie you've seen at the theatre?

    He said trilogy, not a good movie followed by increasingly terrible money grab sequels. In all seriousness, doesn't it have to have a coherent overall story arc to be a trilogy? The Indiana Jones movies were just sequels in my mind.
  6. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    about what from who?
  7. Hoss

    Have you had the tit's for payment talk yet?

    Is it negging if i mention that she really needs to practice her sexy poses?
  8. Hoss

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    He likes to screw ladyboys, that's a death sentence too, isn't it?
  9. Hoss

    First World Problems

    Your fault for being a pussy and not scooping enough salsa with each chip.
  10. Hoss

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    /agree We're going to need to inspect the equipment, otherwise we're all just going to assume you were hooking up with a tranny. He's probably completely sane for a tranny.
  11. Hoss

    First World Problems

    Hey Kruegen, has your friends dad been in prison? Eating like that could easily be picked up by a kid from a parent.
  12. Hoss

    Terrible Jokes Thread

    I love it. Italians in italy speaking english with bad italian accents. That joke is only half as funny without the bad accents.
  13. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    izo has restored my faith in humanity.
  14. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm not being contrarian
  15. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Pretty sure that was a correct use of literally. Do you disagree?
  16. Hoss

    First World Problems

    No prison time, but it's just sound tactically. I also always put on my sock then my shoe then my other sock and my other shoe. The reason being that if I suddenly have to spring into action, I don't want to have stockinged feet. At worst, I'll have one foot slipping around the way I do it...
  17. Hoss

    hypocrites

    Is Diazepane a medicine for crazy people? It kinda sounds like it, and it would explain a lot of things.
  18. Hoss

    hypocrites

    Well, yay me. Where's my prize?
  19. Hoss

    hypocrites

    And I answered. So did you have a point?
  20. Hoss

    hypocrites

    Your mom and dad if they love you.
  21. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Thanks for the info. I will stop worrying about that.
  22. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    It's probably that the niners care about their players more and are training them better about the dangers.
  23. Hoss

    Texas Rising

    I thought he peaked a couple years later with dudley do right.
  24. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    These days it takes creative rules interpretation.
  25. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I can literally take care of business in the bathroom right before and still might be a 2 pump chump if it's been long enough. I've put blisters on my dick twice when i was horny in a hotel and bought the all access porn pass. In case any women are wondering, the blisters didn't cure the...
  26. Hoss

    MUDs, MOOs, and You

    Might as well list my muds and see if anyone else played them. I know I lost most of my mudfriends to EQ Knife was the main one Infinity was the one i hated War, or nuclear war was my first but went defunct well before mmos had a chance to kill it. Enkidu Sillymud And I always forget...
  27. Hoss

    The NSA watches you poop.

    noice. I have a great imagination. BRB. You can name your imaginary grandkids after yourself if you want. I won't care, I won't be around to raise them.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm not sure what to believe here. Either you 2 are virgins, or there's some big differences amongst men in how jerking off affects them. It doesn't matter how many times I do it, if I'm horny, nothing but actual sex will sate me. Hell, jerking it seems to make me more horny most of the time.
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    Texas Rising

    I guess its no more accurate than vikings, but at least with vikings theres an excuse that the history is ancient and sparse.
  30. Hoss

    The NSA watches you poop.

    We have pics of palum's daughter? Is she stalk-worthy?
  31. Hoss

    What's the worst movie you've seen at the theatre?

    Didn't see it in a theater, but I'm watching Time Cop right now, and it's got the most ridiculous knife fight ever. They were banging their 5" blades as if they were swords.
  32. Hoss

    What's the worst movie you've seen at the theatre?

    That was in theaters? I thought it was a scifi original.
  33. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Because it was stupid to have ever split them.
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    Texas Rising

    I've got it recorded. From what I hear, it's a good show, but the inaccuracies are ruining it for people who know anything about texas history. For instance, they showed one of the main ale characters as being a survivor of the alamo, and in reality it was like one woman and one slave who...
  35. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Sharing a room with 3 other guys right now. I don't know why the motherfuckers can't keep their soap and shampoo out of the shower. There's not room for 4 sets of it. I take mine out every night, I don't get why others can't show the same courtesy. I'm going to piss on them if they're...
  36. Hoss

    First World Problems

    I hate it anytime i can't take my pants off to shit. Fuck having my ankles all bound up like that.
  37. Hoss

    Recommend a dating site

    HAHA I haven't seen one of those. That would be hilarious.
  38. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Well ...
  39. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Since we're speaking of all this shit in the jimmy thread, recently I found out that I can't use my limited flex money for what I'd planned to use it for and wha tI'd been using it for for the past 2 years. It was explained to me that I could use it for anything medical that the insurance would...
  40. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    HSA's can only be contributed to if you're in a qualifying High deductible insurance plan. They are not used the same as Flex plans because you have a maximum you can put in every year which, in my experience, is lower than your max out of pocket for the year. So it's a little bit of a gamble...