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Why do they do this? Are 12-15 year old boys super awesome at sex or something?

Near as I can tell, the vast majority of relationships fall into some variation of one person carrying all the weight and the other being a piece of shit. The trick is finding someone who would carry all the weight, and then you carrying your own weight, and then getting lucky that they don't...

You can throw the milk outside. The last time my fridge went out, I just had everything in coolers outside. Worked fabulously. Pro of living in a frozen shit hole once in awhile.

Game is pretty awesome. The tutorial is straight shit, but if you can get past that, you're in great shape. I haven't played a ton of games, so I don't know if anything else shares these mechanics, but it's pretty interesting. You start with a weapon and armor, each with abilities on them. The...

Weird how they all have the same playbook. When you're married, you think no one could possibly understand your situation. When you're divorced, you realize everyone already lived it.

You guys are really rough with your AI. I've got an army of ironman robots.

Wasabi peanuts are so last year. Get with the times.

I'm doing 1/32" passes, and it's starting to clog the hose on the super wide shit. Probably need to go to 1/64" when I max out the width. But, saving me a shitload of time. Not everything is gonna be a tabletop. This piece is a prime example Not gonna be able to do shit with that knot, so...

Srsly. Just fuckin around with it at the moment, seeing how it works. Turns out the shop vac may not quiiiiite be enough. Was working good for a bit, then I think my vac is just giving up.

Well, broke down, bought a 13" planer. Pockets weren't deep enough for the 24" But, sure beats hand flattening literally EVERYTHING.

Sir, this is the Wendy's thread.

Ah, really makes you long for how simple the world used to be.

Mostly, I just laugh. I moved out the day I turned 18, because my parents are mostly narcissistic assholes. Like, for no reason either. It's basically like they sit around all day thinking up ways to fuck with their kids. Anyway, after like 7 or 8 years of that, I started talking to them...

Here's another interesting fact. Went to order food for the guys at work and apparently Red Robin somehow figured out how to cut a pizza into 17 slices. It's been keeping me awake ever since.

See boys? Lift. It'll change your life.

I've been meaning to say this, but work has been crazy. When my marriage ended, it was definitely the darkest place I've ever been. Never been a suicidal one, but I was legitimately tempted for awhile just to jump off a fucking bridge. Lost a partner I spent literally half my life with...

Brave still works completely fine outta the box. Just sayin'

Aww shit, she got stretched out 6 ways from Sunday. Fuck it, who needs to work when you got a sugar daddy!

Peter Steele of Type O Negative was really into cocaine and everything else. The whole Life is Killing Me and Dead Again albums are about his entire addiction problem and it got to the point where he was so fucked up he could not stand and play bass and was reading the fucking lyrics to the...

I'm not talking about sound. I'm talking about energy and ability. I understand garbage sound. I've been in plenty of venues that have shit sound. But if you're phoning it in or you just don't have it anymore, or are fucked up on drugs/booze/whatever, it's pretty easy to tell

Mostly because maynard has been phoning it in since about 2001. I saw perfect circle before their big hiatus and after and they were the exact same fucking setlists. Come to think of it, 3 of the 4 worst concerts I've ever been to have had maynard involved. And yes - seeing bands past their...

Anyone who votes for Araysar should automatically win an asshat avatar for not having that asshat on ignore. Nirgon vs Araysar

Also famous for locking my drivers to the dock for 6 hours and not unloading them

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

I bought Chipotle for the guys at work yesterday, and a bunch of them came into my office and asked "what kind of burritos are they?" And one casually said "Thanksgiving burritos?" And they all had a laugh And I said "wait, shut the fuck up, I got an idea."

He sounds like a shitbag. In all aspects.

Also, managed to get 10k. Pretty sure I could get home from Antarctica for less than 10k

I sure as hell don't have any. All of my friends have literally just involved luck. Right place, right time, right people who actually want to do shit with me. Might be different for women though - maybe acquaintances are good enough and some kinda club or league or some shit is fine. I don't...

Menards is great because they have the almost year round 11% rebate, their prices most certainly aren't 11% higher than anyone else's which makes them the cheapest option, they have a bunch of awesome snacks and candy and shit, and because they apparently piss off shit libs

https://www.menards.com/main/grocery-home/grocery/snack-food/snack-mixes-chips-dip/t-g-i-fridays-reg-cheddar-bacon-potato-skins-16-oz/19272049590218/p-1537856917599-c-6692.htm They'll deliver, dawg!

They have these at Menards if they are in your area. I still prefer the old "Tato Skins" brand, but I think those are gone forever

Run out to the woods in the park and make sure the dirty magazines are still there. Unrelated

Black Hills/Badlands/Mt Rushmore/Yellowstone is all in the same area and fills that niche pretty well. Badlands/Custer are huge and tons of wildlife, and when you get bored of that, head towards Spearfish Canyon and hike there for a bit, then on to Yellowstone. I'm a bit biased because I'm not...

I have one of those too! But it's basically the same picture, so I kinda feel like I cheated the FSR rules. So in addition, I will add this is what happens when you are transporting an industrial floor scrubber and don't chock the wheels/lock the steering wheel into the corner.

I found a great therapist. She helped me connect the dots on a lot of the weird shit in my life. Unfortunately, I found a great therapist, and she's booked almost immediately when her appointments open up. I also mostly have my shit together and am functional these days, so I figure other...

Title is so close. But it's actually "mass immigration ruined everything"

They should probably stop listening to their body, because what got them into that position is listening to their body say "Cheetos and ice cream" 24/7

Needed to fortify the storage shelf under my bench because it was becoming inadequate. Now that I have it all out, I can see why. This is approximately 1/4 of the tree. Well, of the millable tree. I also got almost 2 cords of firewood out of it. It's easy to get discouraged by how much I have...

I'm pretty sure he did... intentionally or unintentionally. Sometimes shit gets outta hand with whatever you're taking to ease the pain/sleep. Apparently Bortnik found him and sounds like he saw him on the couch thru the window, so that seems to jive with that theory. Least he found him. My...