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Fuck yes. Especially when it's a fancy steakhouse. Got one I love who's steaks are in the $80 range and maybe 2 or 3 times out of 10, one of us will get gristle. To their credit, the last time my wife got some, she complained and they offered her a free meal next time. But we never claimed...

liquor or hypnotism. What's the most embarassing thing that ever turned you on? Like, dark shit you won't admit to anyone you know in RL.

Just starting to plan a trip to England this summer. Anyone got any tips? All I know is that it will be 1 - 2 weeks and we're somewhat flexible. We're going to hit Scotland and/or Ireland while we're there. Probably look at some castles and do the basic tourist traps around london. Some...

Not at the moment. No. Answer my questions if you want to entertain us.

If I believed that, I wouldn't have typed out the above message. In the course of earning your Internet psychology degree, did you run across projection?

I was hoping you'd look past the joking and answer the questions. Everything you posted so far save for 2 things is some petty shit. Super petty. Even the 2 things that weren't petty were likely not as bad as they seemed. The cheating might have been a legit complaint, but that depends on...

McCarthy is kinda cute. Is your wife as funny?

My yahoo address is used the same way except that I also gave it to my family. Because they are fucking spammy. Some are even sketchy, but I actually like the sketchier members of my family.

Yeah well I've been negging those faggots so you can ignore them. Tell me or I will deliver your text document to your ex and future wife. On an unrelated note, can we get a pic of her so we can decide if she's worth keeping?

Yeah, that wouldn't earn him any respect, and that wasn't my goal. I don't think the next girl will respect him either. It's his best bet because then he still gets to see his girls and doesn't live in a cardboard box.

Why do you have no doubt? Why do you think she faked periods? I mean that in both senses, as in what evidence do you have and why would she do it? Who's idea was it to have an open marriage? Both the first time and the second time (or however many times there were). Who or what is RHCP...

A few years ago my company bought a bunch of computers to use on test systems. They were good computers but they took a non standard power supply. We started losing the fuckers making the computer worthless. Well those computers are all up on a shelf now because they run winxp and we have newer...

My wife has one of those backwards bicycles you might have seen on the yotubes (I think I first saw it on the smarter every day channel) for a training class. She's out of town and had to carry it in her car. She told me she was nervous about leaving it in the car because it looked like a bad...

I get minimum 2 a day. The most infuriating thing to me is that when I'm in the mood to play with them, 90 % of the time I can't get a person. Like I can't even figure out how the Scam is supposed to work if they won't talk to me. That means they're just bothering me. One time I started...

Websites do that shit for email addresses too. Enter it twice to verify but you can't copy paste. Wakandan I copy pasted the address in the first fucking field why can't I do it in the second one?

Yes you fucking sicko. Dry And not exclusively. Any dog who tries to dominate me.

I prefer archaic units so no one knows WTF it means. How many hands is your penis?

And people thought I was strange when I dry humped my dog to assert dominance.

Re unpaid gubmint workers. Many credit unions are giving them interest free loans because they have been guaranteed backpay. If they are government workers they qualify to join a credit union that's doing this. Even if not in a credit union, whatever bank holds their mortgage will probably...

With that color you don't have to do an enema first.

If you decided to get railed, would you be morally obligated to tell the dude about your status and warn him that fucking you might technically be gay?

You're might just be an insufferable cunt that they don't want to talk to. I'm not saying you are cause I don't know you. I'm just saying you need to write that on the board as a possibility.

I didn't realize those were different words.

This is something that has never and can never happen. There's no way to know how someone with gender dysmorphia would react. You would lose something that makes you special, it's dumb to act like that wouldn't cause a problem. Although, I'll grant that the whole magical body swap might be...

Checkmate atheists.

It's not completely impossible. You have gender dysmorphia. Waking up as a girl won't cure that. You might enjoy being a girl for a while then the dysmorphia could set in and make you wanna be a dude again. It's probably best for you if you always stay in a transitioning phase.

Foles is the best qb in Philly right now.

Are you saying vanessa would immediately want to start transitioning to male?

Age appropriate is the best part of this question because it means whatever age you want for whatever you wanna do. Don't know why some people are gagging on that part like it's a rich guy's cock.

If you wanna fuck, find the chick who swapped into your body and fuck her. #notgay And yeah to the movie. I'm thinking hot chick with Rob Schneider.

Went on a really low calorie cleansing diet last week. 5 days of eating a couple hundred calories a day. It's all pre packaged and plant based. I thought it would be rough but it turned out the worst part was around day 3 when I started getting vegan farts. They have the worst farts in the world...

I'm going to consider it a sign that I shouldn't watch. Thanks ungranular forum software!

How was that a spike and not a fumble? I didn't see a throwing motion he just put it on the ground.

Wtf why was that called dead? Lael gets a sack?

Do the rams change uniforms between series? Those uniforms are way too clean

I think the Cowboys success when they started that 5 game win streak was because dak finally started calling audibles at the line. I was bitching about that for the first half of the year. They kept running the ball with 9 defenders in the box and passing with like 4. As soon as he started...

3rd post from the top shows the ratings were up. So are you arguing that they would have been way up without the bullshit? Cause the ratings don't seem to have taken a hit.

I'm hoping you can get on set and they'll give you both whatever drugs they use to get sweet innocent girls to overcome their shyness and do things that make their parents faint. But I'll take what I can get.

Scoring 10 points is enough to make an offense decent? Shit man, I'm truly sorry. I didn't realize how much the redskins sucked this year. Carry on. Cowboys are a top tier offense because they usually manage to score a td every game.

Yeah sure. You just want khane to shut it off and fuck you.