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Hodj, you're a winner!

You cool your balls in the fridge? I hear that causes cancer.

No. Let sleeping dogs lie. If you're a dog person, and you're in a culture where eating dog was common, would you try some?

Unrelated news, just had these. Awesome.

I gotta be honest, he is super cute, but I've looked at that picture a couple times now and I know it says "heart breaker," but I always initially think it says "fart maker." That would be a good shirt, too, just perhaps not for Valentine's day.

Noodleface confirmed sloppy, open-mouth-chewing eater.

Yup. This is the bottom line.

I like them cold, too. Not bad for a breakfast snack.

Whose fries are still good when they are cold? I've never experienced such a thing.

Sounds like an awesome time!

Even better:

But how do you really feel? Don't hold back.

Renewable is a word used all over. Bamboo flooring is all the rage because it's a renewable resource, for example.

When an authority figure destroys that relationship and has sex with you, that's going to have an impact. A long term impact. It will take years to figure out exactly what that means. It doesn't mean that every 13 year old who fucks a teacher is going to be a serial killer by 20, but it will...

I know. Sorry.

We never changed diapers in the middle of the night. But our kids all slept through the night.

I'll say it out loud. When my kids were born, I cried. Every time. And I'm not sorry about it. I was starting a relationship that would require me to nurture them to adulthood (and beyond). That's a big commitment, and it's the start of a beautiful relationship. My oldest recently turned 18...

This is a hard read. I mean, your opening two sentences disturb the fuck out of me. But then I'm excited by your final two sentences. What does that say about me? Am I a potential serial killer, or just really excited about wedges?

That's fantastic, man! Sorry it was such a traumatic birth. And you'll learn a lot of new emotions as the years go by. It's fantastic!

The way you described this is one of the most sexual food descriptions I've ever read. I need to go get some KFC wedges right now and emulate your behaviour.

No kidding. Do you drink Tab, too?

What in the actual fuck is wrong with you? If the answer is anything but a resounding "no" you should probably die. Would you shit on TrollfaceDeux?

I like Xenakis! I raise you Penderecki. Threnody is incredibly emotional.

I dunno, man. I've seen the girls you date, and you obviously like to eat cheap.

What if it's just certain people who have no purpose? That seems likely to me.

Making bread is really cheap, too. And not as hard as people think. A little practice, and you're getting bread for under $1 a loaf. Good bread, too. Try this recipe: Amish White Bread Recipe

It is. She's learning a lot. We've already talked about using her as a ringer to win in the locker room. She's small, and she has a pony tail sticking out of her helmet, so no one on the other teams think she's a threat. Since posting my first post on this I've heard from four parents on the...

Coach has been trying desperately. It doesn't help she's the only girl on the team. It also doesn't help that all the guys hang out with each other, but my daughter isn't all that interested in sitting in their basement playing video games with them. The coach is screaming at them to pass to...

Make a lasagna. Cut it into squares and take one for lunch each day. Get you through a week easily, and not expensive.

My daughters hockey team has all the most talented players in their age category, but they're all showboat bastards that never pass the puck. They could be killing everyone, but they have a 3-8 record. My daughter has scored most of their goals, but the guys won't pass to a girl. Fucking...

No, fighting is not part of the game. You mad? Get into finishing your hard checks, and play the body legally. Fighting is stupid. Not cool in any other sport, or anywhere else in life, get rid of it. It's a physical enough game as it is, we don't need punching. If you were a hotdog, would you...

Double redundancy in this statement.

That makes sense. I'd probably only wear shorts, too, if I lived in a warm climate area.

You don't own sweatpants? Because you're not a woman or a faggot? Sweatpants are dude comfort pants for at home in the evening when work is done and you're lounging.

So a couple of things 1. where the hell are you? That's your water feed to your house? In a zone where it freezes that's a major problem. 2. you always want a shut off between the main and everything. 3. it's not surprising that you have some leakage when you turn that off. It's an old shut...