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  1. lurkingdirk

    Getting Q With Elle Ron DushQ

    I think the updates are on the end of life, aren't they?
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Fries dipped in just the right amount of mayo is awesome. But I'm Dutch, so what do you expect?
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    Home Improvement

    I have no idea wtf I'm looking at in that picture. Cap it all, and find a new source. Running from your sink might degrade water pressure in your shower, and any time anyone turned on that faucet, shower temperature changes like crazy. If possible, find a 3/4" feed near the water heater and run...
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    If you woke up one day in the body of an age appropriate female, what would you do?

    This would be an excellent first line of a novel. Catchy, clearly a back story...who doesn't want to read more?
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Getting Q With Elle Ron DushQ

    Still photoshop, and you still have a penis.
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    The Fast Food Thread

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    The Eating on a Budget Thread

    Pretty sure they do. Am I reading this wrong? Trader Joe's - Wikipedia
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    Getting Q With Elle Ron DushQ

    Neither. That's a photoshop, and you're a man.
  10. lurkingdirk

    The Eating on a Budget Thread

    People taking time to write checks after everything is already checked out are also the same type of people who likely have thirty five coupons, some from competitors store, some of which should have been filled out before going to the store, but no, you have to wait for them to do so after...
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    The Eating on a Budget Thread

    You're spot on with this. I do a lot of entertaining - frequently having more than 30 people for dinner - and Aldi makes it possible because of really good prices and some decent quality products. The store is definitely more ghetto than almost all the other groceries around here, but that...
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    If you woke up one day in the body of an age appropriate female, what would you do?

    I'd immediately start making less money.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    You sure showed him.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

  15. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    An evening of khane and chill? Sounds like a good time.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I am with you on this. I am certain marriage is not for everyone. Just like having kids is not for everyone. However, even the haters in here simply can't deny that excellent marriages happen. I don't believe there is just one person for you, or soul mates or whatever. Marriage is work, just...
  17. lurkingdirk

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm sorry, man. This makes me sad. Not all marriages are equal, and I would recommend marriage to everyone. I'm not trying to be a dick, nor say my life is better than yours, I merely see such a huge advantage to having a life partner that I can't set that aside to see the negatives. I know I'm...
  19. lurkingdirk

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    There is all kinds of documentation about the popular music of their times. No one is interested in duplicating it. There is massive amounts of musicological work being done on current composers. Not coffee table books that talk about popular fame. Because of that work, I'd wager musicians of...
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    No, they won't. There were pop musicians in Bach and Mozart's day, too. We don't talk about them any more. More likely it will be people that you've never heard of that they will study in the future. Like Eric Whitacre, György Ligeti, and John Adams.
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    FOH2 Porno Boogaloo

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    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    This reads like a Trump tweet.
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    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    They were just waiting for your criticism to prove you wrong. Make no mistake, someone on Clemson's sidelines is monitoring this thread.
  24. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    I was thinking the same thing. Notre Dame not looking so bad right now. Clemson's receivers making ridiculously amazing catches. They're fun to watch.
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    Home Improvement

    You should definitely fill one boot with spray foam. What bad could possibly come of that?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Noodle, not trying to be a dick, but has your wife tried masturbating? There seems to be plenty of evidence that women need to masturbate to figure out what they need to get off in order to get off with someone else. Some couples are embarrassed or awkward when the topic of masturbation comes...
  27. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    Holy crap, Clemson opening the can of whoop ass right now. This could get ugly. I hope it gets ugly. I want Clemson to win by 70 points.
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    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    Also, wtf was Alabama thinking with that fake field goal? There was never a chance. Was that a moment of surrender right there?
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    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    Why is Lil Wayne dressed like Hamburgler?
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    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    This is unexpected. who would have guessed this would be an entertaining game?
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    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    I hope Alabama loses by one point. That kicker better never go home.
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    Scenes from movies that make you cry?

    This one.
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    Home Improvement

    With the exception of your wife. obv.