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Fuck, you're old. I kid. I'm 14 years your senior. I'm sorry for this situation, man. I think it's a good tell that when you were separated by distance her priorities shifted. That should be an indication of what would happen in difficult times during marriage (or whatever arrangement you were...

Cryptonomicon is bloody awesome. My kids have all read the Harry Potter books, but now we're listening to them together on trips and in the car and such. Those books narrated by Jim Dale are fantastic. He's really good.

Did you eat at Whitecastle tonight?

That's a good fallen...

The ones that walk in when the parents are using the swing and invited the midget.

Mrs. a_skeleton_03 thanks you.

We have three teenagers. We often go to bed before them. Then we fuck. Not going to let their late night habits keep us out of bed. That said, homework does get done first thing, and if hey have something they're working late into the night on, it's something they're not getting help from us...

I have five kids and plenty of sex. You work it out.

After the mandatory waiting period? Not at all. Some of that is dependent on how your kids sleep, but I have certainly heard from friends who got freaky during afternoon nap time as often as possible. You both still want sex, you just figure out how to make it happen.

You should see a doctor about that.

I guarantee the people around you do not think your farts smell like White Castles...

White Castle food makes me feel like shit instantly and then have the shits. Not worth it ever in any format for me.

Unless you don't have to pay for it and it's a great school. But there's no reason to pay for a private school, I agree.

Or uphill. I suppose it depends on your perspective.

That's disappointing. I was considering queuing up Dune on the audio book next, but maybe I'll just read it instead.

This list is bogus, as there are schools that should be on it that aren't included. Notre Dame, for example, had a tuition cost of $51,505 and a total cost of $69, 395. How did this list get made? It's ridiculous to spend that kind of money on pretty much any undergrad education. Specialise in...

I have been affiliated with Notre Dame long enough that my kids get Notre Dame tuition's worth at a whole consortium of schools, so living expenses will likely be all my kids have to pay for. That said, they'll contribute to their own education, and all three of my daughters already told me that...

It's clone army semen. They're all made of plants.

How is the sodium level in that? I like those kinds of things, too, but they have so much sodium I stay away from them to keep my blood pressure down.

We've been eating a tonne of beets as they're all so good right now. Internal bleeding could be happening with any of us and we wouldn't know.

Yeah, we absolutely refused to lay with them while they fall asleep, but all our kids have been pretty good about sleep, with one exception. my fourth child didn't stay in his bed without getting up a couple times for ages. It got to a point where he had nothing in his room except his bed and...

Like butter.

Notre Dame was the real deal last night. Fun to watch. Michigan makes me laugh. I think they'll be good once Harbaugh's recruits start playing, but this year they are just shit.

Check out this thing:

I agree with both of you. If Notre Dame wins out the rest of the season they deserve playoffs. They have four (currently) ranked teams to get past: #11 USC #16 NC State Wake Forest #8 Miami Navy #22 Stanford Notre Dame's record against ranked teams sucks the balls of a goat. While it would be...

I'm really digging Eric Larson's books. I'm just finishing " The Devil in the White City: Murder, Magic and Madness at the Fair That Changed America." Pretty great story about the Chicago world fair. Check out all his books, the one on the sinking of the Lusitania is awesome, too. This dude...

Maybe it's the same thing. My Indian isn't so good. This is a recipe I learned from the mother of a childhood friend. They were from India.

I try to do something nice for our anniversary, and my wife does, too. But more often it's something we plan together, like a weekend somewhere together. Though there are years where we do nothing for the anniversary, but that's typically a mutual decision, too. If I forgot completely, it would...

Do rough drawings yourself, tell the design/build people to work out the details. That's what they do. They need to come back with a solid design that meets your demands. Come up with rough dimensions and what you want (number of rooms, bathrooms, plumbing/electric requirements), and they'll do...

I have recently made two things which were magnificent. 1. Butter chicken: it was great. Easy, good heat, delicious. Sauteed the chopped chicken in butter and put it aside. Then I sauteed some onion and garlic in a bit more butter, added garam masala, fresh grated ginger, chili powder, cumin...

My second youngest had no interest in potty training. He was three and still shitting his pants. We had him on the pot, he periodically did his business there. He obviously had a very good understanding of what the expectation was, but he wasn't interested. Until preschool. We told the...

Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever use an architect for a job like this. If you're designing a professional space that will be open to the public and has to have substantial visual appeal, possibly maybe consider an architect. (Though probably not.) If you need utility like bedrooms and...

They introduced roundabouts here where I live about four years ago. There were zero within a hundred miles back then, now there are 15 in town I can think of. One in particular I use almost daily. It used to be a four way stop, now it's a roundabout, and morning traffic is so much better. If you...

Well, at least we have a month to go. I'm going on vacation soon, I'd hate for 10/23 to ruin it.

We're coming up on October 23rd here, should we be shitting our pants? After all, so many dreadful things happened on and after September 23 that obviously the world is about to end at any moment. Plus, I've been seeing 10/23 all over the place. Stores have sales beginning that day, I have...

This shit is bananas. AP Top 25 1 Alabama 2 Penn State 3 Georgia 4 TCU 5 Wisconsin 6 Ohio State 7 Clemson 8 Miami 9 Oklahoma 10 Oklahoma State 11 USC 12 Washington 13 Notre Dame 14 Virginia Tech 15 Washington State 16 NC State South Florida 18 Michigan State 19 Michigan 20 UCF 21 Auburn 22...

This is a good point.

Noticeable outside pants, or not?