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Texas Tech and Navy both lost, too. Not big shockers, but they were ranked. USC currently losing to Utah. And WTF happened to BYU this year? 1-6? wow. I love collage football.

Holy crap, they lost 3-37! That's two top ten teams losing on a Friday night. That's awesome!

Holy crap, #2 Clemson just lost to Syracuse. That's fan-fucking-tastic! I love it when top ten teams lose. I hope this weekend is full of upsets!

Clemson in trouble. I love it.

I would first send the principle a letter that said you will be involving the police and then you will be retaining a lawyer in order to determine how to best proceed regarding the boy, his family, and the school. I guarantee you that will get you action on the principle's part. And if it...

It's "password"

Next time you're together, say "hi Mike" in passing and see how he reacts.

So there are many possibilities. One that looms large to me is that this Michael character has been affirming of your brother's sexuality, whatever that is. Maybe he likes dicks, maybe he likes manly women, maybe he likes it up the ass, who knows? But if this is one of his first major...

I so hope Michigan St. can hang on. and that rain is so bloody intense. I drove through it for an hour and a half tonight. Couldn't see a blasted thing.

But does it go to 11?

This is true. Is it because of the "art," as in fart sound in the word?

Best wedding meal I've ever had was a friend of mine who married the daughter of a pig farmer. He roasted a whole hog on a spit for a day and a half before hand, and then made their secret sauce for it. Pork pulled right off a roasting pig with fresh sauce on home made rolls. It was delicious.

Tonight I cut a pie into 23 equal pieces without thinking. I believe the vortex to the lizard people may be in my kitchen.

I saw both twos and threes several times today. Not together, not making 23, but I just saw twos and threes all over. On license plates, mailboxes, house numbers, hell, even a phone number I dialed had an actual 23 in it. Obviously I'm channeling the beginning of the end. Watch out people!

Are there any fuzzy gnomes in the most recent release?

Suck it, bitch. People loved the reception.

We had a pretty big party, but it was very laid back. Noon wedding, and then everyone who wanted to came back to the reception. It was in a cool facility that had lots of places to sit and hang out. Lots of food (buffet style), and cash bar. I'm not paying for everyone to drink, and it was only...

Wow, man. That is a really well done exterior. Gorgeous!

Yeah, I own a Sonata, and they're way cheaper and easier to fix/get fixed than Acuras. I don't know why, I just know it's true. I've had a Sonata for six years. Approaching 175K miles on it. Haven't had to do anything except regular maintenance. It's a manual transmission, so my kids all...

McSpaghetti. We're all too good for McSpaghetti.

That preparation seems excessive.

please describe said salt potatoes. I went with roasted potatoes with roasted root veg. I have beets, carrots, and turnips ready in the garden.

I heard it also takes it up the butt.

I'm late to the game, but we've had a cheap Frigidaire washer dryer for 17 years. We do a metric fuck tonne of laundry with five kids, mostly teenagers, into lots of sports and such. I bet we do 3 loads every 2 days, likely more on average. We've never had to do anything to these machines, and I...

How shall I prepare my potatoes tonight with the sirloin tip roast that is sous viding as we speak? Weather is cool, so roast and potatoes seemed a good idea. But how to do the potatoes? Mashed? Roasted? Twice baked? Scalloped? Raw and tell the little fuckers to like it?

Do you have anything that can make your boobs appear really pointy? That and chaps.

I didn't know sticking something up your butt was called "dabbling."

That's the new level. He enjoys getting shit on as much as you enjoy shitting. It's like mutual masturbation.

This is a new level of trolling. Quite funny.

Me too. I agree. But, Skanda. The jokes on us. Clearly NASA designed those telescopes to project the images they dreamed up.

Don't forget the giant turtle, which is the backbone of the flat earth.

Nothing wrong with craft beer. I'm not that far from Grand Rapids, which is the craft beer capital of the country. There is some mighty fine beer there. Now I don't have an ironic beard, or dress like a dumbass, so I think I'm okay. The hipsters can't take good beer from me.

Good question.

Why would you do that to roast beef?