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It's supposed to break Wednesday, and be in the 70s after that for me, so you, too, probably. You might be a day later.

I would probably tell him about it simply to avoid a nasty situation later. If he happened upon your FaceBook feed and saw guys hitting on you and people trying to fix you up, and your response is simply to decline instead of say "no, I'm seeing someone," he might think you're not fully...

I'm grooving with Notre Dame. They look solid. Should be ranked next week.

Which time zone?

There are unused beds, but she makes you sleep on the floor? Why would you ever go there again with a welcome like that?

Wasn't 2017 somehow relevant?

Oh please, Irish, keep this momentum...

Has Lumi tied himself naked to a rock somewhere? Why do you suppose he's not posting here tonight?

Just get a house with enough bedrooms to have people over. Problem solved, right? Right?

Raccoon jumps on moving Colorado police van, takes a ride

Do you invite people to your house and expect them to sleep on the floor?

If the Notre Dame team that played Georgia shows up tonight, they're going to kill Michigan State. They're inconsistent, but there is talent there. Good start, though!

I would hope so, you bloody savage.

Screw that. If you have guests and no available bed, you give the guests your bed and you sleep on the floor. If you're making the effort to come and visit, the hosts need to be accommodating. This is basic hosting 101. You're not being unreasonable

Will eating this sandwich kill me?

I worked as a chef. I cooked me a lotta steaks.

Every recipe should be written like this. Fucking hilarious.

Third trimester is horny trimester.

Yes, I guess that's right. Twice baked > loaded IMHO

Work it out so you get some potato and some topping with every bite. Oh, and if you don't eat the skin of he potato you're a sad individual. Also, when I do these, I par boil them, then scoop out the insides and make an excellent mashed potato that then gets put back into the skins that have...

Have you felt okay since eating all that KFC? I love the taste, but every time I eat it I feel like crap starting about an hour after and that can last for a whole day, especially if I had eaten a lot of it.

So a couple of reactions. In no particular order. Don't worry about the number of kids. Yes, that's a lot. You can do it. While I can't speak to costs for day care, I can speak to having a gaggle of kids and dealing with what that means in real time. I don't know what you can afford, but aside...

Man, Notre Dame offensive line suckles the balls of goats.

Dude, you can't leave us hanging. If we're a man, we what? We await the wisdom of McCheese.

Y'all should google image search bifurcated penises.

Your cattle safe?

Tomorrow I get to help lower into the ground a friend of mine who died immediately and unexpectedly of an aneurysm. Lovely wife, children ages 1 and 5. He was just coming into his own in his profession, and was dealing well, for the first time in his life, with depression. Big upswing and then...

Holy shit.

No, he thinks the 17th century was when the only time we determined how to measure the speed of light.

You say that like it would be weird.

I'm still watching CNN because it's like a train wreck. WTF is the thing with having the news folks stand in the rain for hours at a time? So bloody stupid.