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Boy they talked this up for what seems to be relatively small results. Sure, there is absolutely damage, but it isn't Armageddon as predicted. CNN still acting like it is.

And that's the end of the game. Good try Notre Dame. Hope you manage a winning season. Not sure I can keep watching.

Yeah, I'm nervous.

LOLOLOLOLOL

Yeah, it's not pretty, but they've scored just one less than Georgia. And that's something. And Georgia would have 7 less without the baloney late hit call.

Notre Dame looking pretty dang good against Georgia. Getting raped by the refs. Georgia just got 15 yards, first down, and then touch down on a totally spurious late hit call. Wankers.

Fuck you, Khane. Just trying to defy your expectations. Cuddle?

An open parking garage during a category 5 sounds like about the most unpleasant place in the world.

Man, I feel your pain. It gets better.

Is your "birthday" actually an annual celebration of when your wife first pegged you?

When you get the table bare and clean, flip your wife up on it and give her the ride of a lifetime. It's all motivation for her to continue to keep it clean.

Okay, a little follow up to my effusive gushing about my daughter making it on the varsity team as a freshman: Three of the five kids on one team, and THEY CAN DRIVE THEMFUCKINGSELVES!!!! We got them a vehicle (1997 Volvo 850 because they're bloody tanks and super safe), and they take...

I'm a terrible person - I'm fascinated by the sheer destructive force of these storms. I genuinely don't want people to be hurt, killed, or suffer in any way, but I'd be interested to see what happens if the biggest bloody storm ever rolls over the whole eastern seaboard. The sheer magnitude of...

Ho boy. Man in threesome marriage: ‘This should be the future of relationships’

Ouch. We can increase our mutual masturbation sessions if that would help.

No you didn't.

Dude, enjoy it! Congrats, and realise this is a big fucking deal. New human!

Man, Notre Dame is going to get slaughtered by Georgia next week. They can put up some points, but their defense sucks the balls of a goat.

Oh, it is.

See, this is what I think of as healthy. Yeah, you're both going to have your things that you want to be just so, find ways that you can do those things without pissing each other off. You keep the bathrooms clean and functional, he grows things, you both get out of the way for each other, and...

I see you did not avail yourself of the 50 gallon drum of lube that Costco sells. I don't think you're properly prepared for the weekend camping trip.

Guy Fieri is getting no where near my sandwich.

I'm calling it grilled cheese. Others can identify with my sandwich as they choose.

It's a fucking grilled cheese. C'mon, man.

Last night I made a grilled cheese sandwich that was a layer of fresh mozzarella, then a layer of bacon, a layer of sharp cheddar, a layer of ham, a layer of shredded mexican blend cheese. It was glorious.

Too much American cheese is crap. Can't have enough bleu cheese. These are facts on which adults can agree.

Had it, wasn't impressed.

It's okay. If you say you engineer bullshit no one will find you.

When I'm alone my primary mode of transportation is my motorcycle. Winter included if the roads are bare, cold doesn't bother me. Driving the bike in a city environment is pretty safe. There are very few scenarios where I could see death happening. The speeds are just not high enough, and I'm a...

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