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  1. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    You'd have to clean up the place, though.
  2. lurkingdirk

    First World Problems

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    Pokemans and how to catch them with your phone - friend codes in OP

    No shit. I've got a bunch of shit to evolve and can't. I hate the new items you need to evolve. I'm at level 26, 151 pokeys caught. I've never been to a gym. I guess I should try that sometime.
  4. lurkingdirk

    First World Problems

    what do you think?
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    First World Problems

    I have a couple Ph.D.s, and once people know that they insist on calling me Dr. instead of Mr. It's a strange thing. I personally hate titles, so I'd just prefer they call me by my given name: Lola. In all seriousness, if someone insists you call them Dr. in a social situation, that person is...
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    Losing your Job

    Jeeeeze Adebisi, if we had a nickle for every time you said this...FOH might actually be profitable.
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    Parent Thread

    All our children are doomed. It's an issue, though. My oldest two girls I'm genuinely convinced are not looking at it and don't seem to have much interest. My 3rd daughter is the most likely suspect for looking at porn. My 1st son is just getting interested in naked bodies, and my youngest is...
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    Bidets, and why you should buy them

    This is the answer to so many questions in life.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I Worfed
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    Home Improvement

    This. And imagine trying to get him to be good on anything warranty related. He'd flake out completely. Don't use this guy and tell your insurance company his name and contact information so they can reject quotes from him.
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    Favorite Film Scores?

    Elfman has done some pretty great scores. Nightmare before Christmas is awesome, if you like that sort of stuff. But his writing for "Planet of the Apes" was quite innovative. He wrote it for an orchestra that was 80% percussion. I like the energy he brings.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Sous vide corned beef confirmed delicious. So good.
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    Vacuum Cleaners

    Oh, my word. In googling roombas I discovered it was a thing that people developed "relationships" with their robot vacuums. Roombas fill an emotional vacuum for owners Hilarious: Humans Develop Feelings for Their . . . Roombas? Do people really have such a lack of social connection that...
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    Parent Thread

    You could also use TeamViewer. Get into the computer and log off user. You can also log back on to allow access again.
  15. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Corned Beef in the sous vide. Unconventional preparation. Will report back.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My spidey sense is tingling. No you don't.
  17. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Really good corn bread is a thing of beauty.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I get to watch. Deal breaker.
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    Home Improvement

    And now I have one on the way thanks to slickdeals. My wife's response: "really? Another saw?" She doesn't get it, man.
  20. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This is Dirk's wife. I'd fool around with you Mrs. G. I even have Dirk's approval.
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    RL Picture Thread

    You can rarely go wrong if you make sure things are wet before you get going.
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    RL Picture Thread

    Make sure you get it really wet and you won't have as many problems.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I had the same question. He's at least colouring it. But that shit looks fake to me.
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    Parent Thread

    I understand that. These are people we are VERY close to, and they are isolating themselves from the world and I'm worried for their future. A little "fuck you" in order to serve a greater purpose is worth it to me.
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    Parent Thread

    Hey, parents with autistic kids - how pissed would you be if your very close friends tried to say something to you about your 11 year old autistic son's very consistent absolutely inexcusable behaviour becase your friends felt like you were in deep denial about what your son was and felt you...
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    Poll Should Tanoomba's ban be lifted

    This post has been reported.
  27. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Oh, it's real, baby.
  28. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Maybe a PM for you. :)
  29. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You couldn't handle my sexy Germanic Lowland style body hair. But now I'm bringing a sharpie to the bedroom tonight to see what happens.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    ya did good
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    I am now officially accepting Christmas presents

    Yes. I'm' sure he fucked several up the ass on a regular basis.
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    Losing your Job

    I can eat craisins by the handful. Delicious.
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    RL Picture Thread

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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Ctrl shift V will remove the formatting.
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    Home Improvement

    That makes me horny. I might have to get one of those.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    yup. Me too.