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How well to Roombas work? I love the idea of turning one on when I leave and coming back to a clean floor. All our floors are wood or tile with a few low-pile area rugs.

Mrs. G, I respect and like you, just as I liked and respected your husband. Ask yourself this: how would you feel if Gravy had a side piece and you found out? And then ask yourself this: do you want to be that woman? Finally, if he's willing to cheat on his wife, he's willing to cheat...

This thread is confusing the heck out of me right now.

Yeah, she's the looker.

Is that the word they used, or was it "dick?"

Don't they have serial numbers painted/etched on the side? Ours do for exactly this reason. So my wife sometimes posts as me on this website. She sees it all, and she asked if I wanted to post a picture. I have no desire. Sorry, guys. Also, my wife is medicated for ADHD. She has been for...

Holy crap did that make me laugh. I can relate, man. I was once on a telephone interview with NPR and my 3 year old son wandered in to the room a cut a huge fart. I have no idea if the interviewer heard it, but I had quite a difficult time continuing to sound professional.

Sour pickled testicles.

Good work, man! Congrats.

*Exerting extreme self-control in order to avoid saying something inappropriate about your 6 year old.

No. I'm absolutely not a hipster. I just like delicious things and don't have the tasting palette of a six year old.

Remarkable how they make it sound like progress has been made.

I should punch you in your whore mouth. Gin is delicious, and there is such a variety of flavours available it's possible to keep trying different things while still staying within the same liquour. There's also a lot of micro-distilleries in this part of the country, so you can find cool gins...

Collect them and animate them. Then make silly movies.

Dude, I'm really glad for you. Has to feel great to see progress being made.

As I understood it, water with lots of crabs is the best way to deal with a body.

I bet he has a tiny penis.

Inappropriate jelly bean insertions. President Reagan has a woody.

Mist, did you ever get a fleshlight?

I believe the OP to be retarded, and one of the choices has a penis. This is a strange thread.

Someone flushes.

Stale peeps are marginally better than fresh peeps. That says quite a bit about peeps, really.

Would.

Why?

When I'm with the family we're ordering for 7 people. Chance of getting something wrong in the drive through: 100% If it is just me, I might stay in the car and use the drive through.

So @Amod , what happens with such an overwhelmingly clear verdict?

My man! I've been saying exactly this for years and my kids mock me saying it isn't true. I'll tell them McCheese says it's true, so that ends the argument.

I built my own.

You think the quality of food is worse when you go through drive through?

Sushi is the food of the gods. I would eat it every day if I could.

We even have straight people. For shit's sake, that's nearly one of every thing.

Wimp. Nothing like a bit of rust in the flesh.

araysar and hodj?

I have the flu. This fucking sucks.

I know, right? Murkrow spawns in my back yard. I caught one, now I don't care to ever catch another.