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  1. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The house or her pussy? Which comes first?
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    Slain nerd support group

    FTFY
  3. lurkingdirk

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    Fucking LOL
  4. lurkingdirk

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    This is a desperate cry for you to go t North Carolina, tie him up, and ravish him in every way you can imagine (and a few he'll suggest). He always starts with the jokes to test the waters.
  5. lurkingdirk

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    Has he had the surgery, too?
  6. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Or smothered with a pillow, I suppose?
  7. lurkingdirk

    Bidets, and why you should buy them

  8. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Dude, don't listen to the haters. This is a great adventure!
  9. lurkingdirk

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    More pictures, for science!
  10. lurkingdirk

    drunk posting at urinbal can i finsih be

  11. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    How erect are you right now?
  13. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    You have beautiful hands. Do you also have a purdy mouth?
  14. lurkingdirk

    Retard Dumping Ground

    Seems entirely reasonable.
  15. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Okay, this not being able to reply is quickly becoming a right pain in the ass. Anyone have any idea what is going on?
  16. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Just have a really good poo. You'll drop those pounds.
  17. lurkingdirk

    Pokemans and how to catch them with your phone - friend codes in OP

    New shit is great.
  18. lurkingdirk

    drunk posting at urinbal can i finsih be

    How's your penis?
  19. lurkingdirk

    The Best and Worst States in the Union: Many Metrics

  20. lurkingdirk

    Bidets, and why you should buy them

    But when Johnny takes them home he could request they wash that butt. Edit: or perhaps we should just call Wolf "hooker bidet."
  21. lurkingdirk

    Bidets, and why you should buy them

    I wish J49 (or whatever number it is now) was still an active poster. Remember he hired Wolf to ensure the hookers butt holes were tidy enough? I bet he endorses bidet use.
  22. lurkingdirk

    The Best and Worst States in the Union: Many Metrics

    Wet Vagina. You should smell the private schools.
  23. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Shhhhhhh. Common sense has no place here.
  24. lurkingdirk

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

  25. lurkingdirk

    Pokemans and how to catch them with your phone - friend codes in OP

    I caught four new ones today sitting in my recliner. I like this update. I've managed to get most of the way through level 25 and I have still never visited a gym.
  26. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    I always knew you were totally vanilla in the sack.
  27. lurkingdirk

    What vehicle do you drive?

    I kinda like the cube.
  28. lurkingdirk

    What vehicle do you drive?

    What's the ugliest car you can think of? AMC Pacer? Studebaker Avanti? Pontiac Aztec?
  29. lurkingdirk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    What's going on, man?
  30. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Holy shit. You guys can't do this when I'm out in public. I'm laughing out loud and everyone's looking at me. Bunch of fuckers.
  31. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Don't lose heart. I have several friends who have made wonderful connections through websites. Also, more cleavage always helps.
  32. lurkingdirk

    Poll Button up or button down?

  33. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    In peace in peace.
  34. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My wife once had such bad gas in the living room I actually spent time investigating where we had a sewage leak allowing septic gasses into the house. Trust issues for sure.
  35. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My first date with my wife involved three Finnish midgets, a pony, and 20 feet of climbing rope. We also ate spicy burritos. All in.
  36. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    I want one, too. Going to install a serious one in the pole barn soon, I hope.
  37. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Have you clogged a toilet yet?
  38. lurkingdirk

    Politics, civility, and you!

    No, it absolutely doesn't. It means more perspectives are forced to compromise and work together. That doesn't turn it in to a two party system, it forces people to compromise.
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