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Well, thanks. I'll be more productive today because I won't be on here. Glad people are enjoying it.

Nice. Well, I won't be browsing FOH today.

Fuck you right in the pussy. The tuna-scented pussy of the sea. I'm not the 1%, man. Though I do have a large penis. So I have that going for me, which is nice.

Canned tuna is an abomination. "Chicken of the sea?" "Crap from the sea" is more like it.

Fuck off. And congrats, Soy. I hope there is plenty of sleep in your future!

Well, the fact that you can't get a license to carry sounds to me like the system is working perfectly. I jest. The process here is so stupid simple. If you have a drivers license and no criminal convictions, it takes roughly ten minutes. If you do have a record for a non-violent crime, it...

Do it, man. Gain confidence while filling your fuck puppet with your non-vital seed.

This thread gave me the clap.

Similarly, "Don't cum in my sister." I need advance planning for that.

It obviously had a profound impact on me.

She wakes up in three months and thinks:

Do you sometimes call her Capri?

Great. Now I feel old.

I had to try several things before I found what I wanted to do. I was in a band, i was a chef, I was a professor, and then I landed, mostly by accident, in the music industry. There is no way I could have plotted my course, too many random things had to line up. Keep yourself open to...

Are you old enough to remember the commercials?

Yeah. From you that's really hurtful. Try harder.

I always thought you were more of a Diet Tab man.

My wife likes to take on projects. The issue is, she always takes on projects with elements she can't do herself, and will need me to do. When she starts one of these projects, I like to say to her, "Oh, good. I was looking to take something else on." She gets bitchy for a bit, and then...

"You know, you remind me a lot of my cousin, Steve."

This need for a special thing to evolve shit and you can only get it on the seventh day of your pokestop streak is bullshit and is rustling my jimjams.

You're awesome, man! That's good news. Here's hoping they like what your references have to say and they have a juicy job package for you Friday afternoon.

Yeah, but when the wind blows, you get excited. Just a normal day here, folks. Nothing to see. Move along...

I have a friend who fills the holes made with the spray foam insulation. It bulges out, and he cuts it back and paints it later, but the birds never go back to the same place. He recently did a complete paint job on his cedar siding, and that seemed to help. He also smothered pine cones in...

If FakeLumi = himeo and himeo = retarded then we have proof that FakeLumi = retarded

That would ruin my day, for sure!

No, they haven't. Please point to any reliable (that's an important word in this sentence) where an official spokesperson for NASA has said anything of the sort. Just one. I'll wait. First, how is Hubble orbiting a flat earth, second, you have some balls calling any other human b

I believe we need to have the dick pics posted again. For science.

Have to have some to forfeit, first.

Will you be pegging anyone, soon?

Time to buy a strap on and google pegging.

Would.

I'm with Soy. (But not his avatar.)

I added the things you left off the list.

Urban Dictionary: lmfg

I didn't doxx myself. Lola's just my first name. You'd have to know that my last name is FartsAlot.

That's a bloody success! Take pride. Did she have nice boobies? My oldest son once smacked the table at a friends house and yelled, "More beer, Papa!" like it was an every day event.