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Take pictures of your penis and post them here. Soygen is interested.

I know it's likely a travesty for many here, but I use this shit to make biscuits: Three packets of that makes enough biscuits for the fam, and two pounds of sausage mixed about 4 tablespoons of flour and four cups of milk with whatever seasoning strikes the fancy.... Breakfast that pleases...

I know. I was kidding. I had a colleague years ago who would lick a peep, and then it would stick to his office door. It would then sit there for the entire year. No change. That's not food.

Nah, man. You can find seat covers made of various cloth or beads for $100. Get something, throw it on, replace it in 10 months. Still cheaper than leather (which will tear with studded pants getting in and out so often).

Or he could not respond and the punches would stop.

Hodj telling others to "let it go." Seriously, man. It has to happen at some point that a post is made to which you don't respond. You have it within you to just ignore some posts. If you don't, perhaps you should reconsider your membership on forums. It will consume you eventually.

Yes. That's where the talk of likely tranny dick started.

So, to summarize: You do a lot of butt.

BRING IT, BITCH.

Hodj, time to post your own tits. I can't vote on this until I see your hairy nipples and can compare.

Do you know what would be magical? Unbanning TMB but then everyone here absolutely does not engage him. Put him on ignore if you have to, whatever. But just have the willpower to never, never, ever respond to his posts. At all. It would infuriate him so much the melt down would be epic...

You know, that's exactly what a retarded person would say...

I was in Yellowstone and Grand Tetons parks last summer, and at every single back-country site they had put up a bar where you could hang your food pack. It was freaking awesome. No more searching and searching to find places to hang your food in the burned zone.

Japanese style blurring should do the trick.

I can't speak highly enough of the benefits of the big agnes tents. Super easy/fast set up, even in high wind. Very light; very durable. Pack up small and offer plenty of vestibule space for packs/gear. Incredibly rain resistant. We put a family of seven in two 3-person tents (some are small...

Start a company that designs tattoos for labia. But don't hesitate to ask old acquaintances about job openings. Think about it - would you mind if someone you knew from your past who you thought was a pretty decent guy who had kids, wife, house, car payments had just been let go because of...

How is this a contest? Take the crow who can talk. He'll recruit the crab and the turtle, and fuck those hamsters.

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I've had my nipples surgically altered to be in the shape of President Trump's head. Is that the kind of artistry to which you are referring?

May the titties be with you.

There is wisdom here. If she doesn't think farts are funny, it's not going to work out.

I'm sure I'll get hate for this, but... Saucer nipples on fake tits.

There are pictures of her nipple exposed while on a catwalk somewhere. Someone bring them to this fine home.

This thread is getting harder and harder to wank to, but I'll still manage.

That's okay. The reflex to pull your dick out to any situation is inherent to most. It's an evolutionary hold-over. Just ask Lumi.

FTFY

That's a lot of times to pull your dick out. I admire your consistency!

You're going to have to.

Does her butthole get the Wolf stamp of approval?

I have done that. It is not easy, but it's rewarding.

Oysters are a lot like trannys, I guess.