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It would force you to work with at least some of the other parties to accomplish any task.

That may be true, but two parties amplifies differences and doesn't allow different groups to work together toward common goals.

Our pregnant sex was awesome, so sure. Let's fuck pregnant women! Other than that, could you just point out to her every time she's complaining about something? Allow her to piss herself off with how much she is complaining.

I'm late to the party, but oh well. I wonder if what we are witnessing is a combination of a long-enduring two party system combined with ridiculous levels of people trying to be politically correct, failing, and then going full retard? First, the two party system is incredibly polarizing. And...

That's what I thought, too.

Someone just gave me a compressor, it's pretty sweet.It calls for 230 volts, 15 amps, 60 hz. Can I do that with a 12 gauge wire and a 20 amp breaker?

Why not call it "A shirt with buttons?"

Don't let the haters get you down. This has been bugging the crap out of me, too.

Well, we are hoping probation cures you of this so prison time isn't necessary.

Get the keychain app and keep your nuts in your shorts bitch!

The whole watching your partner masturbate thing is interesting. It is a fairly deep level of intimacy to let you watch that act. It is an act of submission of sorts to do that in front of you. Same is true of you doing it in front of her. Couples masturbating together is a very intimate act...

My wife hates cooking. And she's periodically stupid about it. The phrase "why did you stay at work so late when you know I'm not going to cook dinner and the kids have hockey?" came out once. What a fucking low point. The point is we all go through cycles. And there are still great reasons to...

Perhaps we need a new doctor in these here forums.

Be fucking glad. I'd trade my teenage girls for food stamps at the moment. But congrats. Glad everyone is healthy.

Guess the joke wasn't as obvious as hoped. Good try, though!

Can I be on your team?

I do not live in the UP. I'm in Indiana and end up in Chicago a few times a week.

While I don't necessarily disagree that he should be banned, I do think you might want to put down this banner for a while. Everyone knows you banned Tanoomba. Everyone knows you think it's a good idea to ban Tanoomba. Saying it too often makes you appear a little desperate and sad. Just my...

Instead of going out for valentines dinner we stayed home and I served up my cocknballs. In all seriousness we don't typically do much for valentines. It's a stupid thing. If we didn't regularly go out together, or I didn't regularly get flowers or some such shit for my wife I suppose this...

If I'm there I'll take you out and get you drunk after the show. After that, I take pictures and post them here. I know the guy running the room that night, so if I'm in town I'll be at the show.

Should have the option of a tuft of Brad's hair, or a pair of panties worn by Brad for at least three days.

Purple stuff is what I was quoting. You may quote whatever you want, I stand by my purple stuff. he'srightyouknow.jpg I'm likely to be in the area Friday night, too. Was thinking of going.

I'm secure in your retardation.

Amazing how this thread has turned into hodj's thread.

Yeah, it isn't that the Patriots won, it's that the Fuckheads lost. It was their game to lose, they did so in spectacular fashion. Now we have to listen to all the commentators suck the Brady cock for a while longer.

How about Atlanta's offense does any fucking thing productive in this quarter?

Yeah, but it's under ground. And currently full or teenagers. Can't be healthy. I can't believe the amount of food that has been consumed tonight. Cheese things. Chip things. Salsa things. Pop things. Pizza things. Someone stopped at a Popeyes chicken place and came with a massive box of...

Fuck, man. It's PURPLE stuff, not grape suff. Get that crap right. Basement. Huge TV, several couches, pool table, foosball table, ping pong table, booth seating, bar area (stocked with pop tonight)...Our basement has two bedrooms and a full bath in it, other than that it's a big open space...

My kids have this thing - when we watch big sporting events we have to have mozzarella sticks and jalapeno poppers. We have about 40 teenagers coming over to watch tonight, that's a metric fuck-tonne of mozsticks and poppers.

Yes. Requesting to lock the thread in which he was taking a victory lap and being a total AssHat as though being awarded that was prize is exactly the same as locking every thread in which he posts. Do you see the retardation of your request yet?

I have never eaten Hamburger Helper. Now I need to go and get some and try it.

Hardcore.

Next I suppose you're going to say you don't like pulp in your orange juice. Where does this madness end?

You're weird.

My wife and I have a system. If I initiate, and she's interested, she gives me a good tug on the dick. If I initiate and she's not interested, she gives me roughly 800 tugs on the dick. This seems to work.

BMW R1100RT. This isn't mine, but it's the same (though I have a rear saddle bag mounted to the back support rack).

wat?

There has to be some update from law enforcement at this point.