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  1. lurkingdirk

    One of the worst threads and polls I've ever seen

    I have. Sorry you can't accept views different than your own. Must be hard to be you.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I just read this to my daughter. She promised to never ask to go to Burger King again. (I may have edited it slightly for my 12 year old daughter...) Who cares about hot dogs and Coca-Cola and onion rings? But pickles? A line must be drawn.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah. Hold it together, don't drink, make your expectations clear to her, tell her parents to fuck off.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sounds like a salad I'd toss. Mood music would put it over the top.
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    Parent Thread

    Don't entertain it. Let him scream. It will pass.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Okay, I've said it before, but fuck Burger King right in the pussy. I wasn't ever going there again, but my kids love the cherry icee things, so they talked me into going last night. Fine. First one ordering one of the standard meals. However, they are out of fries. No fries at all. This...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I know I would.
  9. lurkingdirk

    Star Trek Beyond (2016)

    Yeah, I'll watch that.
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    Parent Thread

    My son also takes vivance, and it's an appetite killer. He never has an issue with taking the pill, though. We tried the shakes for kids, pediasure or whatever, and he absolutely hated them. I tried them, and I can't blame him, they taste like shit. Find whatever food she's in to at the time...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    For Tenks? Buggery.
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    The Free Will Thread

    He does. Stop giving commentary on things you haven't read.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Please, continue...
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    Parent Thread

    Try the Gatorade bars. When one of my kids got on ADHD meds we had to practically force food down his throat, but he'd eat these, and they are high in protein and calories. This is what I mean: Amazon.com : Gatorade Whey Protein Recover Bars, Chocolate Caramel, 2.8 oz bars (12 Count) ...
  15. lurkingdirk

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    The same reason I did. We are not smart men.
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    Donald Trump drops out of Republican presidential race

    Can everyone feel the rage? I can feel the rage.
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    Parent Thread

    Don't deny yourself a mourning period. It might be easier for you than it is for your wife in some ways, but you're feeling your own pain as well as your concern for her. I hope you have good friends you can talk to and spend some time with.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Dude, it is. You dump all this energy into this creature that is marriage, and just hope for good to come from it. For many, it doesn't. But for some of us lucky bastards, it does. I do dump a lot of energy into my marriage. It's work. We fight/argue, have to deal with combined finances, have to...
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    The Free Will Thread

    The article in the first post is an interesting article. The opening sentence is wildly misleading--I'd say that belief in the sort of free will that is supposedly undermined by the relevant scientific research has been a minority view for most of the history of philosophy and theology (except...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Fipsters?
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    It roughly followed the same route as the spread of chlamydia, right?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I do not. I have insufficient zoom on my camera phone.
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    All Female Oceans 11

    There will be a Kathy Bates sex scene.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I text with my wife, and periodically email if it's something that she needs to see. This seems normal to me. However, there is no "Why the fuck didn't you respond to my text within 30 seconds" expectations of work-day texts. If I text and she takes an hour or whatever to get back, she's busy...
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    I wondered the same. It's fine penmanship.
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Hope no one ever asks for this thread to be moderated.
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    NHL 2015-16 Season Thread

    That's just unreal. I don't care who's shooting, that's just fun to watch.
  29. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Okay Mr overreactdouche. I'm calm. Now what?
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    Parent Thread

    That's just great, man! Is your wife calming down? Now you will have thoughts like this. "Aw, man. My kid is walking, isn't that great?" followed, about a minute later by, "Aw, man. My kid is walking. Well, shit."
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    I question the tile choice. And, as it is Johnny, I still worry about there being GFCI behind that plug. For all I know, that's a 40 volt plug, loaded with hep C, waiting for me to be naked and showering.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Fuck that's depressing.
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Because of the current political climate, I believe this obligates me to call you cuck or some such shit. Are you actually Sanders? That would be quite the plot twist. No. You're a fucking white male. No excuses.
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    While you were incarcerated, right?