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This is exactly the solution I would go with. Makes sense, and gets the water away, which is never a bad thing.

Zing!

Hoping for the best.

I made 37%.

That's harsh, dude.

Bloody hell. My twins need 20 hours each of driving experience and it's a real pain in the ass. Everywhere we go, they drive, and we log it. But it takes us so much longer to get anywhere because they're tentative and careful and all that. I'm glad they are that way, but grrrrr. So much wasted time.

I am a piano player. I had my butt totally clenched through this whole gif. Painful to watch.

I am cut, sir. And with or without condoms I last about the same length of time. Too early isn't a problem for me. I dunno, gents, condoms just don't bother me. Guess I got lucky. Though I don't need them anymore.

Brisket marinating now. Will smoke starting tonight. Glory to the brisket.

I believe the unidentified W belongs to wiggers. It's Buffalo Wild Wings for Wiggers.

We actually get Kinder Eggs quite often from visiting relatives. Pretty damned dumb that they can't be sold here.

I need a translation. At first glance this reads make American whores great again, but I'm not sure that's right.

I'm not able to ban chaos or you, but I would, for shits and giggles.

I am confuse.

Do you know magic tricks? Because, you know, people are wowed by magic tricks.

But how is Capri?

I don't know what Waifu is, and now I don't want to google it. Can someone give me a non-nauseating description?

I have seen these videos. Friends of my kids love them, my kids do not. Thanks be praised.

Even when I have no idea what you're talking about, I find you irresistible.

Is this where I post penis pictures?

You a bag head?

To be fair, many things in life are to you as it would be for others with bags on their heads. Right?

Man. That's hardcore. Fuck me once, I'm fucked. Fuck me twice...

See, this seems like a total over reaction given my experience with condoms. Again...shrug.

I don't know if I'd sayas pleasurable. I really can't say. I never had trouble getting off with a condom on. I dunno. Just wasn't ever an issue for me.*shrug

Dude, block all the whoooore phone numbers. That's step one. Step two is put your junk in that hole.

Man, I don't know what I was doing right, but condoms never bothered me.

I use this, too. I find making the batch of dough takes about 20 minutes, and it really is 5 minutes or less on the baking days.

Hey Johnny, how 'bout an update?

A nice project for parents.

How's your penis, Mist?

If that's wrong, I don't want to be right.

Unreliable source, so make of it what you will. Prince Allegedly Diagnosed with Aids Months Ago, Believed Prayer Would Cure Him | The Blemish

Anyone ever try this? I bet it could be accomplished with a broiler, but this would be cool for a party.

Yeah, this is true. Boy that pisses me off. What a bloody racket. Find a plumber. They have snakes with cameras on them to go through pipes. $50 should get a guy out to check out something interesting like this. I know people advised against it, but if it were me I'd make it go away...