Search results

THE dumbest? Like he needs a title change or something?

Yeah, not every job is the same, man. Last job I applied for was a solid week of work, and involved many hundreds of pages of writing. The Humanities are a whole different ball o wax.

A non GFCI outlet that close to shower/sink is just a death wish. Johnny's playing with his life on many levels.

I bet Sarah Silverman makes an appearance.

Deliciousness on a plate:

Nice boat, decent price. That sucker would move.

Look at the price per unit and double check that it was an actual read, not an estimation. They estimate sometimes, and if the people who lived there before you ran the washing machine constantly and did a load of dishes a day, that could explain it. They're estimating from previous tenants.

You magnificent bastard.

Still waiting for crab recipes, people.

I suppose that would speed up delivery.

Man who hasn't been there?

Need some wifey nudes up in this place.

What does she call it? I have a suggestion.

2 things: 1. someone gave me a freezer full of snow crab clusters (claws and legs). Recipes? 2. give me your best beans and rice recipes. My kids are doing a thing and want to make beans and rice once a week.

That gif is amazing.

But is it real?

It's shite. Couldn't get through three episodes.

He does now. 'Bisi's in trouble.

This is so fucking ridiculous. What happens when they encounter laws they find offensive in their careers? Does the judge tell them it's okay, no one needs to prosecute those charges? smh

The crown is always the hardest part. May your crown be always level and your BJs plentiful.

I have cast iron, it's great. I have stainless, it's also great, you just have to make sure is hot as a mother fucker before you use it. Nothing sticks. I get these non-stick pans and use them every day. I replace them about every two years because that's what happens with non-stick pans...

That's sharp, man. Did you do the beams, too? All looks really good, nice job! Hope you got some extra lovin' for it.

That's just unkind, dude.

Are you going to ignore the polite request for nudes?

Yeah, but I have a sous vide. It's the best sous vide and it makes the best meat. It's gonna be great. I gotta say, the meat, it's going to be...My sous vide is beautiful. I'd date it if it wasn't my own sous vide.

Possibilities here: 1. accidental firearm discharge damaging genitals 2. accident with sharpened pencil in pocket 3. awaiting results of STD test, Noodle is actually J49 4. Being denied by wife because of resemblance to Bernie Sanders Place your bets, gentlemen.

wat This isn't a bad suggestion, Johnny. There are groups for this all over the place.

Is shit bird the opposite of free bird?

Just wait until they turn in to teenagers. Then there are days when neither parent is their favourite.

I'm super excited about this album. It's awesome.

But they are icky. And I don't ick easily.

Looks like a high class establishment.

I made a 12 pound brisket I cooked at 275 for 9 hours in a smokey marinade. It was bloody glorious.

I was, but it was just with shit drivers on the freeway, so it didn't seem worth mentioning.

Post finished product pics. Like to see it.