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  1. lurkingdirk

    Welcome Destron

    Oh, be real.
  2. lurkingdirk

    Welcome Destron

    So we are on the second page and no one has asked to see Destron's tits yet? Are we slipping? Now add the comments about how I'm some dork because I don't have my settings on six million posts per page.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    My wife gets in the car/van/whatever, puts on her seatbelt, gets her ipod ready, adjusts the seat/mirror, makes sure everyone is set, starts the car and takes off immediately. Why she can not get in the vehicle, start it, and then adjust everything so the vehicle has a second to warm up is...
  4. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    I had the angriest whopper last night. 0/5. I don't like the regular whopper, and I had expectations this one would have some heat. It did not. It just had a disgustingly red bun. I really have to stop letting my kids talk me in to going to Burger King. They love the cherry icees.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I bet those shit sticks are salty.
  6. lurkingdirk

    Good night sweet Prince

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    Parent Thread

    He seems geared for a hockey career.
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    What did you just read?

    I'm about halfway intoEast of Edenby Steinbeck. I'm having a hard time putting it down.
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    The Fast Food Thread

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    J49: An Erotic Life

    What's happening with the whores this week, Johnny?
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    NHL 2015-16 Season Thread

    What happened to Detroit? Or is Tampa just that good?
  12. lurkingdirk

    Good night sweet Prince

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    Good night sweet Prince

    The kind you find in a second hand store?
  14. lurkingdirk

    What vehicle do you drive?

    Man, I used to own a Datsun B210, like the one below. That was a total shite car for me. Rusted in places I didn't know were metal. Used to get wet feet from the water spraying in from the holes in the floor.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    And? Did you resist?
  16. lurkingdirk

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    You miserable shitlord. Are you implying that my hands are strong because I'm a perceived male?
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    So Johnny, I know you said your goodbyes, but have you heard from any of your girls today?
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    Good night sweet Prince

    Did the Chemtrail Flu Kill Prince and Merle Haggard? s a war on for your mind!
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    *Ur
  20. lurkingdirk

    Good night sweet Prince

    Not his most popular, but I love this track.
  21. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    We had a cat for 18 years. He had to be put down due to cancer. Poor cat was in pain. I was absolutely wrecked. Like a surprising amount more than I thought I would be. I do think watching my kids go through it probably multiplied my own grief by about a thousand. I still miss that cat.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    You guys are hilarious!
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    Home movement thread

    Sorry. Easy mistake.
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    Home movement thread

    Did I see a cow fly by?
  25. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Just get two or three quotes, see if it's worth it. If it is a small single story structure, it might be fast and cheap. Keep in mind you have to pay for new cement for footings at least, and make sure that if the septic stays on taxed land the house won't be taxed.
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    Home Improvement

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    Home Improvement

    It would probably take you about 80 years to recoup the cost if taxes are low.
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    Home Improvement

    And keep in mind it likely means moving septic system, well feed, and so forth, too. Added costs.
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    Home Improvement

    Actually, it's not as much as you think. If someone has the equipment, it's not a terrible process.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Wonderful. Can we move on, now?
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    Home Improvement

    I actually have quite a bit of experience with this. I have a relative that lifts existing structures and puts basements under them. He also moves structures. I've helped on quite a few projects. And I helped locally when the city decided to save an historic house and relocate it. You moving a...
  32. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    It's actually the background image on my cell phone. My wife thought that was weird.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Except I'm not frothing at the mouth like a rabbid dog that needs to be put out of its misery. I taught a course on the origins of popular music that ultimately ended up being cross listed with the gender studies program. Apparently I talked enough about things they thought were important...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Please take pictures and report back on how that recipe works. I have wanted to try to make that for a long time.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    So, just to be clear, the total number of people I have infracted is 3. One three weeks ago, one 6 weeks ago, and one 8 weeks ago. I was enforcing the rules as they were described to me, which is my function as amod. What you are saying is in no way true. I did go into the Rickshaw and say...
  36. lurkingdirk

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I believe he abused his power.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sounds right.
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    NHL 2015-16 Season Thread

    That's absolutely ridiculous. What a bunch of wanker.