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  1. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    This is exactly right. You should feel completely free to destroy that so it doesn't stick up if you were not told about it when you purchased the house. Have you gone down into the hole? You sure it's not a bomb shelter? Might be cool vintage shit in there.
  2. lurkingdirk

    Wheel of Time

    I would appreciate that, too. Did the male side of the "force" remain healed? Everyone live? Super sex scenes?
  3. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    What the hell? Is that a city manhole? They have access to your yard? Is it in the middle of the yard?
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Are your testis named Betty and Wilma?
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  6. lurkingdirk

    Wheel of Time

    I really enjoyed books 1-3. In book four the plot started spiraling out of control, getting too big and cumbersome. Too many details to keep track of, and by book 6 the entire book only covers something like three days. Couldn't make it past book 7. I'm interested in it, but it's not the best...
  7. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Were you carrying delicious food or alcohol?
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Only if Brahma comes along to keep us alive.
  9. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    Bunch of amateurs. Talk to me when you have five. But seriously, two is not the hell people tell you it is. This is going to be awesome for you. And your two year old is going to astound you with how he interacts with the baby. There is some really wonderful times ahead for you. I'll not...
  10. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    Congrats. You are happy, right? In any case, I'm happy for you, man.
  11. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Looks good, man. But dat fence, tho...
  12. lurkingdirk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Johnny, do you have the results from your STD test yet? Is your wife slog-gobbling the junk yet?
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Johnny? You seeing the whores?
  14. lurkingdirk

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    Please be considerate and cover your spoilers with tags. Thanks.
  15. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    Lack of sophisticated infrastructure. And kinda impossible to accomplish now because too many people, too old and shitty cities, and no one cares enough.
  16. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

  17. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Sounds like your jimmies have been rustled.
  18. lurkingdirk

    What do you do?

    he'srightyouknow.jpg
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    NHL 2015-16 Season Thread

    Chicago making shit real.
  20. lurkingdirk

    NHL 2015-16 Season Thread

    Hard to argue against the Caps. But I'm in reasonable driving distance to the Blues, and I'd go to see that shit.
  21. lurkingdirk

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Yeah, I have a couple Hugo Boss suits, and they're definitely the finest I have. Damn, if a suit can make ME look good, they're doing something right.
  22. lurkingdirk

    NHL 2015-16 Season Thread

    I'd love to see St.Lewis go the distance.
  23. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    Wow. So in the absence of the school doing anything about it, should NCAA sports do something about it? Tough call. Don't want the sports league policing schools, but if the schools are not policing themselves, what's necessary?
  24. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Twins. Indeed. And the pink sock thing makes me wish I hadn't clicked that. I really don't need that in my vocabulary...
  25. lurkingdirk

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    That's the entirety of your report from a Trump event?
  26. lurkingdirk

    What do you do?

    We care, man. But in all honesty, do you not have a friend or two or a bunch to whom you can go and unload? That shit is important.
  27. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    My oldest daughters are 15. Probably not a good idea.
  28. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Will you talk to my wife?
  29. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

  30. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Okay. We'll all agree that we're all wrong.
  31. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    So let's get to the very basic point I wanted to make at the beginning. Do you think, yes or no, that it is a good idea to let your car run as long as it takes for all the dash lights to turn off after starting up to put the car in drive? That's all I'm saying, man. In the time it takes you to...
  32. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    I actually buy the books so I can throw them at the nerds.
  34. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    This is exactly what I was talking about. Don't put on your seat belt, adjust mirrors, get your ipod or whatever ready, then start the car and immediately drive away. Give it 30 seconds. It makes zero difference in the time it takes you to get going, but I don't give a rat's fart what anyone...
  35. lurkingdirk

    NHL 2015-16 Season Thread

    I don't know how deep you're wanting to go, but here's a pretty good summary: Rink Management Services Corporation Hockey 101: A Beginner's Guide to the Rules of Hockey
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    What did you just read?

    Go with Anna Karenina and skip the other. Or just dedicate a huge amount of time and go for War and Peace. Though Anna Karenina is better.
  37. lurkingdirk

    What did you just read?

    You should check out all the works by Douglas Coupland. Seriously, I recommend anything he has written, perhaps starting with Generation X, or possibly Microserfs.
  38. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Because it helps your engine to work more efficiently and adds years to the life of your vehicle. Regardless of the climate in which you live. \