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  1. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Yes for both flowers and veggies. Cover the inside with plastic for veggies so that the dirt in which you are growing the veggies is not in contact with the soil. Pressure treated wood contains things like arsenic. Get some pond-grade plastic and cover the inside of your box with it.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Yeah, someone added a bunch to mine before I was amod. I don't care enough to correct it.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Will they build me one? I promise to cook for them...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    That makes me slightly tingly.
  5. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    A few years ago I made a bunch of bat houses with my kids. Actually, a lot. And we had a lot of bats move in. Mosquitoes reduced. Additionally, we have the tikki torches around the deck, and it seems to help. Ultimately, you have to live with the mosquitoes.
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    Funeral arrangements?

    Hey, don't make it the last post about it. That was a great post, and if something else about the day pops in your head, share it here. It isn't that we don't mind hearing about it, it's more like we would love to hear about it. I'm so happy for you that it was a great day. Sounds like the...
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    But with the wifey turn around, how 'bout now?
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Where you masturbate each other? Why not sloppy oral?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I love that. I use it all the time.
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    The Fast Food Thread

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    What do you consider a sport?

    Are Nascar drivers athletes? They sweat, have to practice, use their muscles to do their thing...
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    a_skeleton_02 seems upset.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    She had you investigated, man. Things look grim.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Ain't neither, son.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    The night of the long dirk is how my wife refers to me periodically.
  16. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    Yeah, now that I go looking, looks like Notre Dame's "sold out" crowd about half filled the stadium. Whatever happened, it was a metric fuck tonne of cars in town.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Yeah, I should get the AssHat competition going for this year. It's time.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Johnny, where you at, man?
  19. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    Notre Dame sold out their Blue and Gold game yesterday. It was a right pain in the ass to get around town, I can tell you.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Folks do know that I have only ever RRPd one person and it was weeks ago? Sheesh.
  21. lurkingdirk

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Excellent. Working toward a ban. Good for you. Please, continue.
  22. lurkingdirk

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    There is a rule. We will enforce it. Make your decision about how you post.
  23. lurkingdirk

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Apparently some people are such miserable shitlords they think there are no rules that apply to them, so they'll get their own set of rules applied to them. Here it is everyone, see if you can comprehend: Don't be a racist shithead. How that gets enforced will be decided upon a case by...
  24. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Get to know someone who grows chickens. They're usually willing to grow a couple ducks a year if they're guaranteed to sell.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Yeah, makes a difference, doesn't it? I always save the fat from my Christmas duck or goose in small containers in the freezer and use it to make my potatoes. yum
  26. lurkingdirk

    THE MIIFOTO PICTURE THREAD

    What in the actual fuck is this thread about?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That's signature material right there.
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    Bought my kid a violin - where to get it tuned/upgraded?

    If you're a viola player, you're going to need it.
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    Bought my kid a violin - where to get it tuned/upgraded?

    That's great, man. If he's enjoying it, encourage him in every way you can. Even if he isn't a musician by trade as an adult, it's a skill he'll never regret having. The pegs didn't need lube, that wouldn't help. They were dry and probably needed moisture. You might ask them if you should get...
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Is that vodka?
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    Parent Thread

    I have teenagers I'm willing to loan out to potential parents. Please?
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Would he share the drugs, though?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Does your whore mouth need punching? Cause one of the other mods who looks just like me will punch that.
  34. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    uh, wat?
  35. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Screw that. A good craft beer is a magical thing.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    "Hired" implies salary.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Johnny don't let one dickhead poster prevent the glory that is this thread.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Most photocopiers run Windows 98 and have no security. So every scan that machine has done is potentially available to someone phishing. Kind of unreal.
  39. lurkingdirk

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Power-tripping? Nah. Just pointing out the obvious. And as far as cuck goes, it's a fine word. But if you remove it from your posts, you're left with virtually nothing. The problem is not with the word, it's with you and how you use it.