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  1. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

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    Home Improvement

    That's an excellent start.
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    Home buying thread

    Grats, man. Exciting stuff.
  4. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    It tastes like Satan smegma.
  5. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Yeah, go into the store with that picture on your phone and they will be able to fix you right up.
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    Home Improvement

    Or maybe you just need this.John Guest Angle Stop Valve
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    Home Improvement

    Is that a galvanized pipe, or copper? Either way, go to your plumbing supply store and tell them you have an in-line t water supply for your fridge ice maker with hand twist compression fittings. They'll know what you're looking for. You might have to replace the entire thing, which would be...
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    Home Improvement

    He's probably right, but post a picture, and we will be able to give you simple, possibly one-syllable words for you to do it yourself. I think you should have no trouble with this, you just need to get the right shit. edit: see the picture now. You'll probably have to replace that whole...
  9. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I make waffles all the time. For breakfast I make lemon sugar waffles, and they're awesome. A little acid from the lemon makes the sweet stand out, too. Lemon Waffles Recipe | MrBreakfast.com And I make regular waffles for chicken and waffles. Easy. Waffles I Recipe - Allrecipes.com...
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    Home Improvement

    nice drywall. Spraying or rolling primer?
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    Onoes made a lan party desk and wants to sell it.

    Also, if you want just to get rid of it, take it to a Habitat ReStore.
  12. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I've got a cheapy waffle maker that I think I paid 30$ for and we get good waffles out of it. It gets hot as balls. I think it's a Sunbeam or some such shit.
  13. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Can Chipotle make a burrito that makes God sick?
  14. lurkingdirk

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    You're like a parenting god.*takes notes
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    Home Improvement

    Can God make a rock so heavy he can't pick it up?
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    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    Gay man is the voice of reason as to what you stick up your ass. Nice!
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    Onoes made a lan party desk and wants to sell it.

    Find a place to donate it. Could be a church needs something like this for an after school program, in which you can get a charitable gift receipt for your taxes. It'd help more than the few bucks you'll get trying to sell it.
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    Your guilty pleasure movies

    Yeah, Axe Murderer is one of my favourites, too. "hard hearted harbinger of haggis." snicker.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I had food today. It's all the same.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Tell me more about this 'feminist hubox' and please direct me to video.
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    Onoes made a lan party desk and wants to sell it.

    You need to try a bj without teeth. A gummer when she's taken her dentures out. You'll never go back.
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    Home Improvement

    Use your chainsaw tip to grind it really raw, and hit the bitch with a stump killer. Go to your local gardening store or even big box centre, and they'll get you the stump killer. Aggressively go at the bitch all summer, gone next year.
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    why aren't the laws protecting me?

    BAD TIGGLES!!!
  24. lurkingdirk

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    Copy and paste this post. WTF people?
  25. lurkingdirk

    why aren't the laws protecting me?

    BAD TIGGLES!
  26. lurkingdirk

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Is "Ostrich egg carpet stink" a euphemism for a stinky vagina?
  27. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I did last weekend. I finished it with a torch. Those in my house who like lamb said it was the best lamb they had ever had - the most tender. I bathed it for about 8 hours, took it our, finished it with the torch, cut 5 minutes later. Very nicely cooked.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Those exist? Sounds like the stupidest thing ever.
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    NCAA Tournament Challenge

    Indiana shitting the bed?
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I don't like Burger King much, but my kids do, so I periodically eat there. Had the original chicken sandwich. Wasn't bad.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Home Improvement

    But I heard you're great in the sack.
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    Bought my kid a violin - where to get it tuned/upgraded?

    There isn't a single violin type that you can say is a good one. Violins all have subtle differences in size, tone, position placements, and so forth. There isn't a skill level where you think of buying a better violin, there's a commitment level. If he starts picking it up and practicing on his...
  34. lurkingdirk

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    It's an interesting question. If they're actually not ashamed of being gay, the bullying is a lot easier to manage. Takes a lot of work on parents' part, though.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    This would make an excellent TV show.
  36. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    My dad had an electric one late in his life, it worked just great for him. I find I'm taking the pressure washer to various locations and really like not having to haul around an extension cord. They are noisy, though.
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    Bought my kid a violin - where to get it tuned/upgraded?

    Also, I can confirm that music girls are crazy horny. Maybe it's something about spending hours alone with an inanimate object, practicing.
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    Bought my kid a violin - where to get it tuned/upgraded?

    Yup, that's full sized. Get steel core strings, something like Larson. Steel core will stay in tune better, and with a cheap violin, they're going to give you the cleanest sound. They're less than 25$ for a set, I think. Do some reading before you string it up. Make sure the sound post is...