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Didn't I used to have one where you said at this point you'd fuck a mitten filled with mayo? You provide the lulz, man.

Anyone remember "Gleaming the Cube?"

Well, good for you. That shit's hard to change; takes real effort.

My car remote battery died today so I had to put the key in the door like a fucking animal.

Hmm. Signature material?

holy crap

Are you dissapoint?

I do have to say that my wife's tendency is to be an introvert, and so it would be easy for her to simply rely on me for all her social interactions. However, she's self-aware enough that she resists that tendency in herself, and she's much happier for it. But it is work for her. I frequently...

Dang, people. Some girls do, in fact, have hobbies. My wife and I spend a huge amount of time together. I don't work all that much, she doesn't either, and we're home together and do things together. It's important to have that enjoyment of each other's company, each other's hobbies, and so...

I had not counted the Tuco factor.

That sounds about right. Why go 4 inches thick? You going to park a car on it? 3 inches would be plenty thick.

Yeah, it's taking the story as a whole, and laying it out in a different order than the books did.

North Carolina expected to be 20 points ahead by now. Interesting game.

Terrence and Phillip. SouthPark.

Try this. Seriously, not because I'm vegan or vegetarian, but coconut milk ice cream is just excellent. Strawberry Coconut Milk Ice Cream Recipe | Wellness Mama

I'm making assumptions here, man. Don't use your male privilege to diminish my assumptions.

He's white, so his dick is clearly not very large. Not Asian small, but not Black. knowwhatimean?

Well, duh.

No one is this dumb, right?

Is that Vancouver specifically, or all Canadian teams? What a showing this year.

Costco has some pretty decent maple syrup for a good price. I made syrup once. Holy mother of all that is holy, that is labour intensive.

Slapshot was pretty corny and great.

You don't need teeth to eat it.

Heathers.

Well, you need some ingredients, too.

I like fruit like blueberries and syrup. Fruit and waffles is a winning combination!

You have strange relationships with your friends.

Fair point.

Brilliant. How do we declare a winner?

This sounds inexplicably dirty.

This part of your post made me very happy for you. I'm glad you are getting out of that toxic relationship, too. I hope it is as uncomplicated as possible from here on out. How's your son doing?

That is cool, but what is that metal pipe-thing on the left, and why does the door look like an industrial door or from an interrogation room?

To be fair, this sounds like a good use for smooth peanut butter. Coward.

If you don't like chunky peanut butter you are dead to me.

Sorry, man. It's not gone. Look for it's return in July. Hit that shit with chemicals.

Fair point. I've just always avoided it. My parents used to drink it by the cupful. Hey, I was told it was refreshing!