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  1. lurkingdirk

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Carry on. I'm going to bed. Guess we will see how this shakes out tomorrow.
  2. lurkingdirk

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Please, continue to use cuck and dindu excessively. Not only does it show your lack of intelligence, it will give us reasons to make your little trip to the shaw permanent. Learn. Seriously.
  3. lurkingdirk

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    No. There was more to that than you know. But please, be a miserable shitlord about people getting infracted for good reason. It amuses me.
  4. lurkingdirk

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    No idea what you're talking about.
  5. lurkingdirk

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    It's pretty simple. Don't use that word. Hard for you to understand? We don't enforce this universally. You spout it so often, it was necessary. Stop using it, finished. Keep using it, continue to live in the shaw. I didn't enforce this, but I support the one who did. One word. Please don't...
  6. lurkingdirk

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Get a fucking clue, man.
  7. lurkingdirk

    Racism - Lets keep it civil. Also, Gravy is white.

    What if I accidentally splash urine on them?
  8. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    Keep reassuring her. That shit is so easy to obsess about. Might appear crazy to you, seems perfectly reasonable to her. Patience, man. Also, a hitachi wand vibrator.
  9. lurkingdirk

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Perhaps you should go outside and have a nice day.
  10. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Replace it. Usually under $100
  11. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    You should be able to adjust this one enough for that: KidCo Designer Angle Mount Safeway Gate - Kidco - Babies Us Or find something that looks like this. Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet
  12. lurkingdirk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Man, she's going downhill. Look how thin she is! She needs body mass. If she keeps getting thinner and shooting up, she gonna die.
  13. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    I believe there's a club you can join for that.
  14. lurkingdirk

    why aren't the laws protecting me?

    Like President Hamilton, or Hamilton Ontario?
  15. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    Have you guys checked out Notre Dame's stadium renovations? Clearly this will help, right? Campus Crossroads Project // University of Notre Dame
  16. lurkingdirk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Drops her full name again.
  17. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Was it a glorious time?
  18. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Where? Where it meets the sink, where the dishwasher joins, or where it exits to the sewage line?
  19. lurkingdirk

    NHL 2015-16 Season Thread

    No. It didn't. However, I'll enjoy Detroit being eliminated in the first round by Washington who then goes on to melt down in round two.
  20. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    I circumcised my son with kleins.
  21. lurkingdirk

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    The breakneck speed of production is amazing.
  22. lurkingdirk

    Bicycling

    Ha, not a good bike but my kids are mesmerized by the fat tires. We periodically see these, and they really want one. Mongoose 20-in. Fatbike - Boys
  23. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    That's harsh, man.
  24. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    You supertasting stupid generic food hate bastard. How'd I do?
  25. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Speak well of therecently departedmissing.
  26. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    If that shit's correct, I'll happily eat ramen incorrectly for the rest of my life.
  27. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    You will have no problem getting the new one in there, I am sure. Get the old one out by any means. If you can, a pry bar under each front foot will get you started.
  28. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    There is no worse sound than ramen slurping fucktards. I'd rather listen to J49 slurp his whore's asshole.
  29. lurkingdirk

    NHL 2015-16 Season Thread

    I hope they miss the playoffs. Sorrynotsorry.
  30. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Start small with a toy so you don't scare the crap out of her. Seriously. Get something like this: Buy Teasing Touch Pocket-Sized Bullet Vibrator Online | K-Y® Then work your way up to a sybian. But start small so you're both comfortable and excited to try it.
  31. lurkingdirk

    What vehicle do you drive?

    Sorry. Not like me to do that. Your rustling is entirely justified.
  32. lurkingdirk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    until next time.
  33. lurkingdirk

    What vehicle do you drive?

    Might be a little hardcore for me. I don't need a really serious truck, just one with anti-lock breaks and plenty of seating. I got no rust, man. 1999 Ranger. My kids are getting too big for the stupid back flip seats.
  34. lurkingdirk

    What vehicle do you drive?

    I'm thinking of dropping the money on a brand new F150 long box crew cab. I like having a truck, and mine is old.