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  1. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Might be worth just plain replacing the faucet fixture.
  2. lurkingdirk

    What vehicle do you drive?

    Awesome colour choices. Nice looking car.
  3. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

  4. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    I have had to deal with that. Tile installed after dishwasher. Man is that miserable. Use a pliers to shorten the front feet before trying to pull it out.
  5. lurkingdirk

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    They are, they just don't call it gay. They call it European.
  6. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Super easy. You've got this.
  7. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Give yourself some time, and realise that you weren't unreasonable, nor was she, and you care for her, so maybe there's some work to do, but you could come out really great on the other side.
  8. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    You are entirely right. When doing concrete work, the biggest thing is prep. The one thing that a seasoned pro with cement can do that you can't is get exactly the finish quality you want. If the end result doesn't matter if it's a bit rough or dimpled, then do it yourself. If you want to have a...
  9. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

  10. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    It can be a lot of fun, and the end product is indeed glorious, but it's a metric fuck tonne of work.
  11. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Renting a mixer isn't terribly expensive. Do it yourself and save about a thousand bucks is my guess. Edit: Dammit, hodj, why do we seem to be agreeing so often lately?
  12. lurkingdirk

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    Nah. We just tell them to go away because we're fucking.
  13. lurkingdirk

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    Interesting. We do a lot of camping, and my wife turns in to a beast on the trail. Don't get me wrong, things are very regular at home, but when we're camping, we leave the kids at the camp site and find a quiet forest spot. She likes it outdoors. hmm....
  14. lurkingdirk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    C'mon, man. Details.
  15. lurkingdirk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Of course.
  16. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Take the turf out, rake it level, put landscape fabric under the gravel. Easy enough.
  17. lurkingdirk

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    Get some toys, let her experiment. Help her and watch. We did this a few years ago, it's been great fun.
  18. lurkingdirk

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    My reading skills are particularly low today. I am sorry.
  19. lurkingdirk

    Racism - Lets keep it civil. Also, Gravy is white.

    (You swarthy motherfucker)
  20. lurkingdirk

    NCAA Tournament Challenge

    I'd like to see that!
  21. lurkingdirk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Not bad, but Bite needs to be changed to butt.
  22. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    On the kitchen table so you don't mess up her bedtime routine?
  23. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Wow, dresses that right up! Nice work.
  24. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Don't forget to tidy things up with a little manscaping.
  25. lurkingdirk

    What do you do?

    That's the question. I mean, I think I'm amazing, and so do my kids. I've had pretty killer success over the last decade, but a lot of that is live releases. Studio changes shit a lot. And technology changes so bloody fast. I could probably kill the mortgage in five years if I maintained what...
  26. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Wife is in bed, the gents just left, large quantities of excellent beer were had. Everyone is happy, no one is suspicious or angry because a happy time was had without the partner, sex is likely, it's a good life.
  27. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    It's getting a little weird in here.
  28. lurkingdirk

    The Magicians

    They're pretty much bitches throughout, but you come to enjoy their bitchery.
  29. lurkingdirk

    What do you do?

    I currently produce live and recorded music in about a dozen venues. It has been pretty great, but I'm getting a bit sick of the late nights. Many weekend nights I'm on site until 3 AM. It's a good time, and I love what I do, but it cuts in to my family time somewhat on the weekends. And, if I...
  30. lurkingdirk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    That didn't take long.
  31. lurkingdirk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    He won't keep the money. He'll slowly pay it out for drugs and bus fair for whores.
  32. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Nah. If it's just a few shingles go up and do it yourself. Don't claim the small shit. It's easy to replace a few shingles.
  33. lurkingdirk

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    Possibly Argentinian.
  34. lurkingdirk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Are you Yoda?
  35. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Happens to quite a few women, actually. Encouragement is the way to go. Along with lots of sex.