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  1. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    Your turds are bald? I might need to see my doctor. I was bald until after 2, and entirely white-blonde. My parents called me "cue ball" for years. I recommend against that.
  2. lurkingdirk

    Vote for moderator(s) 2016?

    I took you for a missionary-with-the-lights-off-until-you-finish-and-forget-the-pleasure-of-your-partner type of person.
  3. lurkingdirk

    Vote for moderator(s) 2016?

    Didn't he say there was one position to be voted on? I'm to lazy and it's dinner time. Someone look this shit up. I want to make Tanoomba a mod.
  4. lurkingdirk

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  5. lurkingdirk

    J49: An Erotic Life

  6. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    See, I believe this, too. I'm not saying it's more greasy, it's all cooked in grease. My personal physical reaction to it is what I'm referencing. I don't know why, but my body hates KFC. Perhaps it's an aversion to one of the 11 herbs or spices.
  7. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    A few of my kids were really late with teeth. My youngest is 7 and has only lost 5. It's all good, man.
  8. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    I have had KFC many times. Every time, without exception, I feel like total garbage an hour later. I have not had it for more than a decade now, though.
  9. lurkingdirk

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  10. lurkingdirk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    You get off on being abused? Interesting. What was your relationship with your mother like?
  11. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    I should punch you right in the vagina.
  12. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    When my children use the microwave they always stop it with 2 or 3 seconds left and don't clear it. So, rather than telling the time the fucking thing sits there saying 2 indefinitely until I press the clear button. WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS RUSTLE ME SO MUCH?!?!
  13. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Seems like you're doing a lot of things every day and she's just being a fuckhead about it. She can't change because it's hard and she doesn't want to. Too damned bad. I know you love her, and I certainly don't mean to make light of that, but come on. Marriage is about both of you making an...
  14. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    55 at night, 63 during the day, always warmer than that because we assist with a wood stove. The stove keeps the part of the house that we use most (dining, kitchen, and family rooms) very warm. Bedrooms, basement, living room, and so forth stay cold. It not only saves money, it keeps my family...
  15. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Avocados. Maybe even make them into guacamole before putting them on. Delish.
  16. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    You'll fit in just fine.
  17. lurkingdirk

    Home buying thread

    I'm actually working on a drinking fountain fixture for the back of my toilet. Sounds awesome.
  18. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Yeah, if you like warped sandwiches.
  19. lurkingdirk

    So, I'm dying...

    Nicely done!
  20. lurkingdirk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    But does the power of Christ compel you?
  21. lurkingdirk

    why aren't the laws protecting me?

    No, they are not.
  22. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    McDonalds doesn't want people to think. If you're building a new or renovating an old McDonalds in X year, you will do so according to the plans. Not specifically for your town, you will just have the building designed for that year. Period.
  23. lurkingdirk

    why aren't the laws protecting me?

    Children are watching the aforementioned wank fest? That doesn't seem appropriate.
  24. lurkingdirk

    why aren't the laws protecting me?

    Nothing of consequence.
  25. lurkingdirk

    Vote for moderator(s) 2016?

    Hmm. Mod of screenshots might appeal to me. Too bad I'll never be a mod.
  26. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    pfft. Time is negligible because of washing machines. We're on a well, so there's some electricity involved there, but we don't pay for water, and we wash in cold water, so the only gas was the time in the dryer, except we hung dry the diapers, so very little cost. So, for something like $350 we...
  27. lurkingdirk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Damn, man. Get on our level.
  28. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    Man, I know what you mean about the time thing. The only advice I can offer is to create routines that work with your routine. Saturday morning breakfast can be a 2 hour thing that you both come to love. Just the two of you, and mom gets to sleep in. Sunday lunch can be the same. These things...
  29. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I suck at cooking for a small group. We always have at least 7 for dinner, and usually more, so I always make a lot. Leftovers are lunch next day, and with so many people around, the food always disappear. I'd have to make major changes to cook for two. It's all about what you're used to.
  30. lurkingdirk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    I only judge you when you're sexy.
  31. lurkingdirk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    You are Whoring Power? Is this a gene I missed?
  32. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    See, Khane gets it. I swear we're brothers.
  33. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    We used cloth diapers and saved a lot over the long term. It's not possible for everyone, and the initial purchase hurts, but it's great in the long term.
  34. lurkingdirk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Not my problem, a problem I have witnessed in others. Hang out in the married and conservative Christian group for a while. It's depressing.
  35. lurkingdirk

    Vote for moderator(s) 2016?

    Hmm. Being able to buy a site header for a month. Force people to look at pictures of Soygen... There's profit to be had here.
  36. lurkingdirk

    So, I'm dying...

  37. lurkingdirk

    Home buying thread

    This is EXACTLY what you can infer. Get on ReRolled level, man.