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If Notre Dame didn't have so many bloody injuries that would have been a different game. I'm not saying they would have won necessarily, but the defense for the Irish looked like absolute shit, and that's due to injuries. Something like 8 players from the defensive line out with injury. That's a...

I've actually stopped watching Toronto play. I've been watching Chicago of late. They're closest to me.

And my axe.

I just saw scores. WTF is going on with Florida State? I thought this game was a lock for them. Losing to Houston? We have a problem...

You should be in writing. Your descriptive prose are exquisite.

I am excite. Made cornbread in my cast iron skillet last night. Was delish. Am making roasted root vegetables in it right now, and in my Dutch Oven I'm making a beef and ale stew with mustard dumplings. Will report back. My wife tells me I'm a nerd because I'm excited about cookware. I...

A Moon Bat for Mod 2016 (tm)

You've got to adjust your main trunkline of your furnace. Cut it off almost completely to the second story in the winter, and almost completely to the first floor in the summer. I do this, and it really evens out the temperature difference between up/down stairs. Before I did it, I had precisely...

Finally. Someone who gets me.

Did you try to light it on fire?

Self loathing. It's a subtle difference, but it's there.

At least a sponge bath.

Not a bummer, man. I appreciate your forthrightness. And I admire that you're trying to do what you are for your wife. Keep it up as long as you can. Enjoy new years.

Yeah, I'd replace that. Sounds like part of the board has failed. Get a wifi one. Not much (if any) more, nice to have the control.

I have had some turds that can only be described as "spicy." If I were a smart ass, I would be able to tell you the flavour.

So I have an older truck (1999 Ford Ranger) that I just use to haul stuff around, so it's not an every day driver, and I have two issues. 1. the driver side window won't go up or down. It's a hand-crank (super basic model), and cranking it just feels like there are broken gears or some such...

Should Taco Bell try this?

Let me see... 1. Cheats. Nope 2. naggy and high maintenance. Nope 3. Shy with boring hobbies. Nope 4. Puts her own desire for kids above all else. Nope 5. Dumb. Nope 6. Needs to be overly controlling of finances. Nope 7. Very annoying habit or voice? ehh. I suppose this could be worked...

I have never seen fake tits that I prefer over real tits, even itty bitty titties. Dunno, just don't find them as appealing.

Or a very flat face, I suppose.

Bet that was quite the camping trip.

Jeeze. Y'all don't know the right women.

None of your options sound appealing. Why can't there be better than that?

Don't hold back. How did that comment make you feel?

Power is out. Thanks be praised for whole house generator and wood stoves. Wind was just wicked here - I have five or six trees down - and the ice is even worse. Thick coating on everything. Probably won't have power until the 1st. boo.

Awesome use of gif is awesome.

Holy cockballs. Ice storm here like crazy. We have about 3 inches of frozen rain on the ground and the roads are just wicked awful. Supposed to change to rain, and flooding all over the place. woohoo!

That's A Lot Of Unnecessary Capitals.

Okay, at some point you have to make her realise that you don't respect her. She's not living like an adult human being. You have as many rights as she does, and you're acting like an adult. Tell her she is failing at life, and it's hard for you to imagine a failed human raising your child...

Man, don't bring anther kid into this...

If the jimmies are rustled this much, she needs to fricking acknowledge the problem. This can not be all about her, she's got to do something for your marriage, too. Man, time for some straight up, "the fuck is wrong with you?" talk.

The insertion of one "r" could drastically change the meaning of J.K Rowling's new movie "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them."

I read all the books and thought they were great. Very enjoyable and a good blending of Narnia, Harry Potter, with a little Lord of the Rings thrown in there. The characters are young, and portrayed as such. I'm really looking forward to this show.

What does the inside of someone else's nose smell like?