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  1. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Post of the day, for sure!
  2. lurkingdirk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    This is not new to me. Was she raised by conservative, religious people? There is so much guilt involved with sex for so many Christians. When you are raised in that type of environment things like masturbation and any kind of self pleasure are "dirty" and you certainly never talk about such...
  3. lurkingdirk

    Vote for moderator(s) 2016?

    Not apposed? You should of spelled that word rite.
  4. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    But WE care, Noodle...
  5. lurkingdirk

    Vote for moderator(s) 2016?

    Might be worth an handy from Mist.
  6. lurkingdirk

    Vote for moderator(s) 2016?

    Will there be background checks? Because, you know, there was that thing...
  7. lurkingdirk

    So, I'm dying...

    I'm probably as old as you, and even though most people here hate me, they're nice. Stick around. Even though you have ovaries. It's allowed. But watch out for Soygen. That guy is unhinged.
  8. lurkingdirk

    So, I'm dying...

    I have no adequate response. I don't know if Mrs. Gravy is continuing to read this forum. I hope she is able to spend time with family in order to dwell on the good times and positive impact Gravy had. Peace and strength to you all.
  9. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    More likely you didn't let the pan get hot enough. Stainless needs to be smoking hot before you get the sear you want.
  10. lurkingdirk

    So, I'm dying...

    Hanging on, and black from the waist down. Got it.
  11. lurkingdirk

    Vote for moderator(s) 2016?

    All of the above in various stages. Sometimes one stage will be 30 seconds, sometimes 30 minutes. Reluctant sideways gives way to cheerful massage. Straight in to close up, then prosthesis. He varies the order.
  12. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Dude. This is the grown up forum. Don't be so juvenile.
  13. lurkingdirk

    Vote for moderator(s) 2016?

    I understand Mist is offering handies for anyone who votes Noodle for Admin.
  14. lurkingdirk

    Vote for moderator(s) 2016?

    This is...actually a good idea. I'm impressed a_skeleton_03. Almost genius. It'll allow the mods to eliminate the joke vote that everyone accidentally elected.
  15. lurkingdirk

    Home buying thread

    Way to go! Let's see some pictures!
  16. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    I'm rearranging my position on you, man. Have one. Not because it's so good it will change your life. Have one because it is a staple of the fast food industry, and never having tried it makes your opinion on fast food invalid. Fuckin' pussy shit, man.
  17. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    sheesh, we turn it down to 55 at night.
  18. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

  19. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Yeah, it's a dimmer/bulb combination problem you've got if you have humming.
  20. lurkingdirk

    Vote for moderator(s) 2016?

    If Mist became Amod, would Mist have the largest penis?
  21. lurkingdirk

    Home buying thread

    This is the first page I've ever looked at in the home buying thread and I believe I may now need therapy. Thanks, folks.
  22. lurkingdirk

    Vote for moderator(s) 2016?

    Progress!
  23. lurkingdirk

    Vote for moderator(s) 2016?

    Nah. He keeps it in his drawers. Next to his peen.
  24. lurkingdirk

    Vote for moderator(s) 2016?

    I can try harder!
  25. lurkingdirk

    Vote for moderator(s) 2016?

    If I give permission, are you able to divulge all that is said about me in the Amod thread? It's likely about nothing, but I'd like to see it.
  26. lurkingdirk

    Vote for moderator(s) 2016?

    Of course! throw us all under the bus.
  27. lurkingdirk

    Vote for moderator(s) 2016?

    Post screenshots, man!
  28. lurkingdirk

    Vote for moderator(s) 2016?

    Noodle for admin! Noodlamin?
  29. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    hesrightyouknow.jpg
  30. lurkingdirk

    Vote for moderator(s) 2016?

    I think we should refer to the mod positions by the names of the people currently holding them. Like "the Tuco Chair." It's like an endowed chair at a university. Your legacy as Amod will live on. Also, I think you maintain the seven active mods and put the other 5 seats up for election. And...
  31. lurkingdirk

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  32. lurkingdirk

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    'Bisi's love child.
  33. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    I had a good old Big Mac for dinner last night. I still enjoy those once in a while.
  34. lurkingdirk

    Vote for moderator(s) 2016?

    Surrounding yourself with a good cabinet. This is a smart move.
  35. lurkingdirk

    First World Problems