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I heard Braen has really bad gas.

I'd reup Tuco. Better the asshole you know than the asshole you don't know. I think.

I nominate President Obama. He's going to have some free time soon enough.

Noodle stays. Don't be ridiculous.

Is chaos gonna get ousted? That wouldn't be good.

Any graying?

I'm in my 40s and still a brocup A.

So, burgers on you. Sweet!

Please do and report back. I is curious.

7 Celebrities Who Are In The Triple Nipple Club

Now I'm wondering.... Bandwagon, what's your bra size?

Correct. JuniorNoodle confirmed weirdo. Follows his father's footsteps.

I was at an art installation opening tonight and they had finger foods. Really damned good finger foods. Meaty ones, cheesy ones, fruity ones, veggie ones, fishy ones, crabby ones, and on and on it went. I had at least 600 of every variety. I'm so stuffed at the moment that it's hard to...

I'm not sure if that's horrifying or exciting.

Paradise by the dashboard lights.

Do you know how many times I've had that conversation with myself? "Man, I wish I had X." "It's just 15 minutes away at the store." "Yeah, but kids." "They're asleep. If you were here or were not here, they wouldn't know the difference." "Yeah, but what if one wakes up, or has a bad...

You stand corrected, chaos.

I'll probably warm mine up, too.

You're not raising your kids right if they won't do that.

No. Sometimes you have to do what you have to do in order to get greasy chicken. Does your kid transfer well? That would be the deal breaker.

Someone should do an episode with the same pictures, same voices, but curse like crazy. Read this in Mickey's voice: "Which button should I press to summon a fucking train you little fucking pukes? No, you retard, it's the fucking hot dog. What the hell is wrong with you, dick breath? Dammit...

Which aisle has the most quality calories?

hodj for mod 2016

Yeah, the NorthEast is gonna get raped. Frankly, I'd like that much snow. I want to go sledding!

My work is done here.

Why do you need a fucking break? Are you tired of fucking? Honestly. Who gets tired of fucking?

FIFY

I believe the two of them are on a romantic get away.

How 'bout you let it go, son?

You could probably market that.

#pegging

This is remarkably succinct and accurate. 10/10, would quote again.

Micky Mouse ClubHouse makes me want to murder kittens and puppies. I know it is for kids, but it is so damned insipid it is hard to believe.

Meh. Just try some new shit and you'll be back to supertaster in no time.

Black Chicken Nuggets.

Typically followed with "Oh, God, why!?"

You wipe your ass after taking a shqot? Who does that?

Noodlesauce is best sauce. It is known.

With this much confirmation, how the hell does KFC stay in business?