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I'm looking for someone behind which to throw my support. I'm partial to handies in the back of a camaro.

We've talked woodworking here. Lay it on us, man.

Dude does the pre-date cleaning of crack hookers ass for you and you can't even snap a picture of the guy? Harsh, man.

Johnny, tell me you have a picture of Wolf.

I certainly pay more for my policy that I would if I had some discount company. This kind of treatment is why. I'm fine with that.

I thought getting schlonged was the equivalent of getting screwed. Not something you wish for or consent to. Someone needs to keep track of all this new cussing.

So I had a minor incident yesterday with a truck I now own. We got it a few months ago to haul stuff and use around the property. Quite handy. Bundled it in to our All State policy with other vehicles, house, etc. So I was driving, came over a small hill to a four way stop. Already three people...

Especially in a camaro. I believe he even has leatherette seats.

Well, everyone feels better about it now.

I typically get up around 4 to pee. Always have. Is my prostate the size of a soccer ball?

White privilege in this country. Yellow privilege in Japan. Green privilege in Oscar's garbage can.

But I believe Tuco will move some goal posts, or some such shit, and then Draegan will end up giving Noodle a handy in the back of his camaro instead.

Damn. I might have time to come up with a J49 logo for the cards. Someone decide on the colour scheme.

Maybe if someone wants to be Amod they could arrange "dates" with J49's ladies?

Similar to pretoast being bread, I believe. Or maybe it's called raw toast. I can't keep up.

Alright. I'm pretty tolerant of the Black Lives Matter movement, to be honest, and I do believe White Privilege exists. It's hard to deny, honestly. However, I want to slap these stupid people. I think the exact moment when movements of this sort pass into the realm of ridiculous is when people...

Cake pops. The bar has been set.

We definitely need Wolf on a card, too. Perhaps with a tube of wet wipes?

Someone design a team Johnny logo. J49 - Can you provide pictures of each of the ladies with the tits out? Exposed nips seem a nice touch for team Johnny

It feels like it's getting personal in here...

Man, I'm glad those days are over. Sorry, man. Stick it out. This, too, shall pass.

"I want a Dirk Brisket" sounds dirty. I'm going to have my wife whisper that to me tonight.

Now I am conflicted. Kuriin says it will be fabulous, smart people say it's stupid. I think puddin' wrasslin' is called for.

Well, if Kuriin says it will be fabulous, who the fuck am I to argue? Seems like a done deal now.

I did. And it was fucking glorious. so so good, it took serious will power to not sit in the corner eating meat until I sweat.

Does this mean you accept the terms for this date?

Brisket is no 47 hours in the sous vide. About to take it out, put on a rub, and finish in the oven for a couple hours. yum

I want you to be admin so I can give you a hard time. Is that wrong?

I really think that mod-on-mod wrestling should determine the pecking order. Can Noodle take Draegon? Then Noodle is admin.

Yeah, where is hodj at?

But do you agree to the terms in the date Mist thread?

How are things with the left testicle?

I dunno. I think they would still have scored the points they did. In any case, poor showing by the Irish today. Also, I hate Alabama.

Solid display by the Habs today.

Mist must respond. Do you accept the terms?