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  1. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    Seriously? Seems harsh.
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    Merry Christmas 2015

    Merry Christmas ya bunch of tools. This seems to be an appropriate song for Christmas at ReRolled.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    My wife found a beautiful blue enamled dutch oven in a thrift shop, buried under a pile of crap. It is new - I can't find any marks on it. Also, I got a Lodge 12" cast iron skillet. Two questions - 1. it has the silicone sleeve for the handle, can I really slap that on and use it to pull the...
  4. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    Seems like this might be a good time for me to visit the Religion thread for about a month and then stop posting there.
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    Parent Thread

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    The Fast Food Thread

    I had similar thoughts. They found a way.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/84872176/
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    Home Improvement

    We have a pretty big walk in closet in the master bedroom. When we moved in it was an empty shell, no shelves or anything. I lined it with cedar and then made a custom closet system. not including the cedar, as you're not doing that, it probably cost me about 400$ worth of lumber and an intense...
  9. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    I had the McDonalds cheese sticks yesterday. I only ordered the three piece because I just wanted to try them. I ate two and threw the third one away. If not for the dipping sauce there would have been no flavour at all, and the texture is awful.
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    So, I'm dying...

    You bastard!
  11. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Fuck that noise. If a restaurant decision takes more than about 2 minutes, we're staying in. Neither my wife or I will do that to anyone else. If someone asks you where you want to eat, have a solid decision or defer to the other person. Same goes with the kids. If we ask where the kids want to...
  12. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    To be fair to Izo, Noodle, who is not fascinated with your dick? I mean, really.
  13. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Don't you mean agriculture raped? Are you okay man?
  14. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

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    The Fast Food Thread

    Is that deep fried mac and cheese in patty form? I am intrigued.
  16. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    See, that makes sense. If I get woken up, I'm awake for hours. Would not work for me, glad it works for you.
  17. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    Yeah, no. I have no desire to see people like you try to comprehend something beyond you and be nothing but judgmental. You are really good at that. Have fun in your thread. I don't want to be there. bye now.
  18. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    I make no judgement on this, but I have to say that sounds like hell. My bed is for me and my wife. We never had the kids sleep with us - probably between 2 and 5 exceptions per child. Just not a thing I'm good with. If it works for you, super. I'd go crazy.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    I'm more interested in pricing on the hot chocolate hummer.
  20. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    No. I have no interest in posting in that thread. I have explained this to you, but you don't seem to grasp it. Also, if you are not able to extrapolate a correlation between my previous posts, the ones you quoted, you're more obtuse than I thought. I do not seek your engagement, and I...
  21. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    Well, then. Bourbon is the only answer.
  22. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah, if I go a few days with only the kids to talk to, I get stir crazy.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    You can do it without a mixer, I have many times. Suet is a particular type of fat, not entirely unlike butter, but which has a much higher melting point than most butter does. Many large grocers have it. You can also get it online. Atora Shredded Suet - Flour and Suet
  24. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    These are good responses. If a seven year old is asked "how are you?" and his/her response is "Why the fuck do you want to know?" There has been a failure by the parent. Proper speech at proper times. I don't care about particular words, and I don't doubt that kids are going to learn them. I am...
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    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    Yeah, could you clarify to which group of "you people" you were speaking? There are options here: Men pretending to be women online Attention seekers Desperately lonely men
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    So, I'm dying...

    If you go and see Star Wars before me and then spoil it for me, I'ma kill you. I have no idea if that joke is appropriate. I hope it made you smirk, which was my goal.
  27. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    I'm a big fan of letting them cry it out. Do it safely, and make sure you are actually outside the door listening to make sure normal breathing is happening and so forth, but letting them get to the point where it's just not worth crying any more so they stop on their own is fantastic. It's a...
  28. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Ugh. Shitty time of year for this to be happening. I hope whatever arrangement you end up with goes smoothly and no one turns into the snarky bitter bitch.
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    Parent Thread

    I'm not saying it is so bad a thing, but I think it generally preferable children learn to communicate without cussing. There are simply instances when vulgar words have no place, thus making them so commonplace that little kids think them appropriate in every situation does not seem...
  30. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    Man, I have a couple friends who were not careful about what they said initially, and when their first kid was starting to talk he would repeat things they said. At one point the couple was arguing, trying not to in front of the kid, and they were apparently glaring at each other and the kid was...
  31. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Make the dumplings, they're not so hard and worth it. And let us know how that recipe turns out!
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    Star Trek Beyond (2016)

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    What is your education level?

    I stick to producing recordings of Indie Rock now, and conducting tends to be orchestral with choir. I'm doing Bach's B Minor next week. It's hella fun.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Hey, man. It's just the latest in a series of diagnostic questions that have been answered.
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    Star Trek Beyond (2016)

    I'm going to watch this in the theatre, and I'm sure I will enjoy it. Eye candy. Don't care even a little about the Star Trek lore being butt raped. It's not real, after all. You guys know that, right?
  36. lurkingdirk

    Bill Burr VS Louis CK

    You're dainty and have effeminate hand gestures.
  37. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I use ziplock freezer bags and do the immersion air evacuation method. works like a charm. Was delicious. Will bang again.
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    What is your education level?

    I produce recordings and live music. Production is so much better than being the performer. By the time performance happens the work is done.