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That is fucking disturbing.

I can retract it and state you like the buttholes dirty...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kotNxb2YApk

He did not. He wrote the books about Harry Potter in Narnia.

It turns out Gravy is Wolf, and likes clean buttholes.

You promise to have a ReRolled party in your Schloss?

I prefer the vag. Less prep work, feels great, tastes better.

Were you strangely aroused by the strange man rubbing you while you penetrated a whore?

Wait, wait. Old guy rubbing your back? did I just miss that?

Johnny, you say nothing to report, yet you're still whoring it up. Keep the updates coming, man. Also, get checked for STDs on a regular basis. I'm not sure the wife will let it go a second time...

Jeeze dude. I can't stand to see my kids sick at all, and that sounds dreadful. Sorry she had to go through it, sorry you had to watch her go through it. Hope it's over and never comes back.

I made a casserole type thing for breakfast today. Shredded potatoes baked for half an hour, then covered with ham cubes and colby jack cheese, and pour over eggs beat with a bit of cream. Simple and delicious.

Don't get me wrong, man. I think you did good work. Cabling would be nice, and you can do it next summer. Easy to swap out. I like the lights. The size is seriously impressive. But I'm sure you get that all the time.

I'd need to see it in person, but I think I might prefer some stiles on that. I'm going to do a railing on the front of my house in a couple weeks, and I'm going for the relatively standard top/bottom rail with 2x2 stiles.

Johnny, come back.

If you want white trash cooking... White Trash Cooking: 25th Anniversary Edition (Jargon): Ernest Matthew Mickler: 9781607741879: Amazon.com: Books

I like the colours, and it looks like you have done a great job, but I, too, prefer a raised deck. It's a preference thing, and I understand your reasons for doing what you did. Looks good - the bold colour brings it up to date nicely.

Ass to mouth. No question.

In the damned bushes. I should have known.

Realtor said no problem. Realtor wants to sell a house. Guess we'll see.

Sorry I was unclear. That's exactly their concern. Couple'a homos move in with a couple's kids. Are the conservative neighbours going to isolate their kids? They don't care so much about themselves, but they want their kids to be able to play in the neighbourhood full of Catholic folks.

How do you know this? Are you a wizzard?

Indeed. You also must cut through cleavasville to get to the Grand Tetons.

Hey Kuriin, here's a serious question. My very good friends are on the cusp of buying a house in what appears to be a fairly cookie cutter neighbourhood that seems to have a lot of traditional family units. They love the house, they love the neighbourhood, and they are on the cusp of adopting...

And every Chick fil A I've ever encountered was a disappointment.

Damn your coat hanger dick, even your sprouts look good. Invite me next time, wanker.

You forgot LakeWater MountHill BeachSandy

Does anyone use an online wine club or service? The local selection is now very satisfactory, and I don't get to Chicago as often as I'd like for that kind of purchase.

That typo is magnificent. I like the idea of naming a cake after him and then devouring it in the most sexually provocative way possible.

125 is on the high side for me. 120 for a few hours. I like it bloody, so does my family.

It is so hard to hope those teams win, but I hate the teams they are playing more. This may require some personal meditation.

And why not answer questions about masturbation and toys?

Onion smoothies. Obv.

This is true. I am able to do 100% of the work myself, so it's great. We bought an amazing house in a great neighbourhood that had been lived in by druggies. It was a crack house, and they did enough damage to it that it lost over 100,000$ value in one year. Most of it is cosmetic, but I'm going...

You're at least bi-curious. Honesty is the best way forward, man.

His kitchen is crazy, and clearly designed to film. I actually have a couch in my kitchen. Everyone ends up there, and there's space, so a lot of time is spent in the kitchen in comfort. You could actually put a camera where the couch is and film a cooking show. Hmm..

Stop being reasonable.