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I would footnote the shit out of him.

It means nothing. Call me Dirk. Dr. Dirk seems weird. Not bad. Needs more potato.

I find that Louis CK is so relatable. Makes me like him a lot.

Obv.

a_skeleton_02 has a hardon for you Mist. He wants to watch you stroke your tranny dick. Don't be harsh. He can't quite make it out of the closet.

Anticipating is so much more an orchestral thing. Choral folks tend to work on beat. When I do big gigs it's general with choir and orchestra, and I force the orchestra to work on beat. Visually. And I don't let the concert master lead. I'm doing the work. Follow me. And Noodle, I grew up...

I put scissors in an outlet when I was a kid. Since then I've been a God.

Sweet. Who was your Conducting instructor? Anticipating the beat or on the beat?

It's a good thing kids are cute. Otherwise, who knows what would happen.

You're 68 and your username is Dookiefart?

What if (s)he posts three nipples?

Yeah. And look how you turned out. Damn.

BA - double major in Music and History, double minor in Philosophy and English Masters of Musicology - Effects of Modernism on the creative mind M.A. - Generally about post Modernism and reader response theory Ph. D. - Schopenhauer, Kant, and Hegel. Creative dissonance. D.M.A. - Conducting...

Mist, can we see your nipples? Just one would do.

While this is harsh, coat hanger dick, there is truth here. Kids are hard. Working is hard. Working all day and coming home to shit is stupid. If you're a stay at home parent, take care of the fucking house. That's how it works. I'm writing this with my wife sitting beside me giving me her...

Here's what I'd like to say to this person: It's not that hard for you to choose a pronoun that isn't going to cause confusion. You're not allowed to chose a random pronoun to represent whatever the fuck it is you are, and then be outraged when people are confused. You're the problem here.

Might be worth your time, give you more manageable coping mechanisms. Please understand I'm being serious, and in no way trying to be an ass.

broiler gives a nice, even bake. Torch would be fine, but I'd rather put it in the oven and use my time for other things.

Where on the spectrum do you land?

Noodle, have a frank conversation with your wife. My wife and I did that. Your job necessarily takes you out of the house, her job necessarily keeps her in it. Part of a job is to maintain the work space, and she needs to treat this like a job. Being a stay at home parent is fucking ridiculously...

See, you're beginning your statement with a falsehood. I enjoy mixing food a little bit at a time. Some chicken with salad? hmm, not bad. Some salad with my beets? pretty good. Chicken with my beans? outstanding. find the yummy combinations on your plate. Don't be a food quarantinist!

Skin on. Take it out, brush it with butter, under the broiler for a few minutes. Gives crispy skin with moist tender meat. Everyone should try this.

I have another whole roasting chicken in the sous vide. Started it last night, 150 for roughly 24 hours. Stuffed it with carrots, celery, garlic, and leeks. Filled the bag with stock so we'll have chicken and chicken soup. Will be mad delicious.

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

I'm sorry to say that I periodically lock the van windows and fart rape my entire family. Perhaps I need rehabilitation.

And yet they cook something at a fairy precise temperature in liquid until it is done. I may have to bring this up in the cooking thread.

He prefers cum dumpster.

Is a pregnant woman the ultimate sous vide machine?

My wife is supermoist, like the cake. Lube is pretty much never necessary, but we still sometimes use it because it feels a little different and variety is fun. We also use lube for handjobs when we're playing like we're teenagers.

How can that little solve the entirety of such a shit storm?

Wow, double post 13 minutes apart.

Have you ever thought about going into the restaurant business? You have a flair for labeling food.

Will it solve all the problems in your life?

More like the Thousand-Year Kegel.

Dildo Baggins

Sir Keg, May I recommend that ReRolled AssHat of the Year (tm) be the court jester while you're in power? I'm sure you won't be dissapoint.

Cost of living is pretty damned high there. Hope you have a bunch of equity to get a place there.