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  1. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2015-16

    Yeah. Notre Dame might win this game, though even that is doubtful at this point, but they're not getting to the playoffs. Shit play. Some pretty bad calls against them, too. Ah, well. Pretty good season for the Irish.
  2. lurkingdirk

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Izo, you're in because of a giant animated signature? If you change it they will let you out?
  3. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2015-16

    I'm almost certain they will. Notre Dame has so many bloody injuries that I expect a lack-luster performance tonight. I shall have to kill the entire state of Ohio. It will be grim.
  4. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Get a haircut and close those fucking drawers! (Seriously happy for you, though)
  5. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Careful, man. Cakepops are a sensitive topic around here.
  6. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2015-16

    I hate Ohio State so much.
  7. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    Congrats, man. Enjoy the time you can hold your kids in your hands. It disappears quickly.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Bisi, that is outstanding work.
  9. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2015-16

    I predict another Ohio State loss this weekend. That would make two losses to the only two ranked teams they faced all year.
  10. lurkingdirk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    They only count for half, apparently, so you need four for a threesome. That sounds alright.
  11. lurkingdirk

    NHL 2015-16 Season Thread

    Montreal's turned it up a bit in the third, but they look a bit limp.
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    So, I'm dying...

  13. lurkingdirk

    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    Offer the nerds handies in their Camero for Amazon cards, and you'll be rich.
  14. lurkingdirk

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I figured out their source of funding. That, my friends, is a casting couch.
  15. lurkingdirk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    This really should be his user title.
  16. lurkingdirk

    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    You should probably crack a window before you go to sleep. You'll want to wake up in the morning and not asphyxiate yourself tonight...
  17. lurkingdirk

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    When did Brad get so fat?
  18. lurkingdirk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Does she at least let you watch her use the vibrator? That can be fun sometimes.
  19. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Your mom doesn't count.
  20. lurkingdirk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    No, it doesn't blow. Hence the need for hookers.
  21. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It'd be easier facing your coat hanger dick.
  22. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Soygen is just an angry little bitch who can't look past back and ass hair. I can tell you now, he's slight, ginger, and has a lisp.
  23. lurkingdirk

    Hodj is worse than AIDS, at least Charlie Sheen doesn't have him

  24. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    And me. Don't forget me.
  25. lurkingdirk

    Hodj is worse than AIDS, at least Charlie Sheen doesn't have him

  26. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    That's what I think, too. Why do you need to check on a sous vide cooker? What are you checking, actually?
  27. lurkingdirk

    The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

    Meh. I didn't find him funny.
  28. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Can someone explain the benefit of bluetooth on a sous vide to me?
  29. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    For what it is, there is no stroller as good as BOB strollers. They are large, and the system Graco has is pretty sweet. We had a BOB for running, and a Graco seat/stroller system for on the fly.
  30. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    Well, then. Don't even fart around looking. Best stroller out there: BOB Sport Utility Stroller
  31. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2015-16

    ND's strength of schedule, their only loss to the top team, and a strong loss at that. I dunno. I know I'm biased, but they're a good team.
  32. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    McNuggets are hurt, man. That's harsh. You don't judge a man by his colour, how can you judge a nugget by its sauce?
  33. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2015-16

    Wow, sixth for the Irish. That's a bit of a surprise. Jumped by Michigan State? Quite a surprise.
  34. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2015-16

    Why are the playoff rankings not out for this week? AP was brutal to Ohio State, but correct I think. Iowa jumped Notre Dame, but the Irish are still at #4. This week's game against Stanford is their whole season at this point.
  35. lurkingdirk

    The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

    keg, I'm not clear. You seem to like Colbert, right?
  36. lurkingdirk

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Dust in your semen seems reasonable to you?
  37. lurkingdirk

    So, I'm dying...

    Someone start a gravy thread and we can all post our gravys for gravy this holiday season.
  38. lurkingdirk

    Hodj is worse than AIDS, at least Charlie Sheen doesn't have him

    That made me laugh. Nice, Royal.
  39. lurkingdirk

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Perhaps reducing the number of times you jack off per day to 10 would help.
  40. lurkingdirk

    So, I'm dying...

    And a splendid ass. Don't forget the splendid ass.
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