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Add to it that Johnny's a vigilante who wears a mask and cleans up crime at night, and it could also be a movie franchise.

Hard to say, Noodle, but I don't think he likes you.

I thought it meant she was retarded. So many questions.

So, will "race" on job applications be replaced with "race with which you identify?" Race (select all with which you identify): White Black Hispanic Fat Asian Omnisexual Athletic heterosexual (need not apply) Albino Lesbian Inuit with a hair lip (job guaranteed)

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And possibly by your own decisions?

I know a few people who don't vaccinate their children. Remarkably, they are all extreme right-winged uneducated Republicans. Every single one.

I find it strangely hilarious when little kids swear in full knowledge that they should. I'm a bad person. I have to moderate my reactions so they don't see the hilarity on my face. For example, when one of my kids was in kindergarten, the computer generated nonsense words they had to sound...

Did she actually say fuck? If so, you should report back to Myra's parents that their daughter has a filthy fucking mouth and is a vile influence on your daughter. And that God is going to kill their daughter. 'Cause you know, that's what God's about. obv.

Now you're just being mean. Don't drive him away. Though if it's just a bunch of guys she doesn't care about, I'm sure that would be better than just one addict who she actually loved.

Bisi seems upset.

wimp

Yeah, doing it for others is a bad idea. Don't deny your kid any opportunity, though. Man. This shit's easy to navigate, isn't it?

Water boarding?

You chose an interesting direction to go with that post. I'd plus you, but, you know. Fuck Tuco and his nets.

Who the fuck uses skype to call their employees into work? Jeeze.

You need to add a few dicks at the end of this to make it a functional haiku.

Combine the two accounts into one, and name it PooNoodle. Then, force them to share an account for one year. It's the only way.

The only anniversary we celebrate is first time butt stuff. We're really not into anniversaries. We're not big on birthdays, either. We've tried to make it special for the kids, but as they get older, their interest is waning, too. We do some Christmas stuff, but not huge amounts. We just try...

See, this is the avenue to take with your wife.

You miserable shitlord. I only had one full sized chocolate bar from each of my children's stash.

Tell him not to. Not his day, he shouldn't be a selfish twat.

Yes, this is really a thing for sale on Amazon. The comments are glorious.

Wow, that's a lot of screwing up in a short period of time.

Uncomfortable with for Michigan and for the Irish. Crazy season.

Is Kansas the only team that hasn't yet won this year? Charlie Weis: your legacy is strong.

Mist is Millie

What a massive pileup at the end of that game.

Yeah, Texas couldn't score against Iowa State? That's rough. Michigan didn't look so solid. They're going to squeak out a win, though. Notre Dame looking better as the game goes on. Thank God for defense.

Is Memphis legit, or do they just have such a cupcake schedule they're still irrelevant?

Well, I believe the interception we gave up was the changing point in the game. The Irish likely will not regain the lead. If they do, it will not be easy, and they sure as shit don't look like a top ten team. Fuck.

Notre Dame does not look sharp. If they lose to Temple, I'll not watch one of their games again this year.

Memphis in trouble. They're not a top 25 team, let's be real.

I was watching football, and want to watch more, but I was streaming it, so the remotes won't work. I have to get up and walk across the room to change it. Is this the fucking stone age? sheesh.

Did you say peanut butter with chili?