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  1. lurkingdirk

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I'd classify that as more a nightmare.
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    2015 Blackhawks Salary Dump NHL Offseason Thread

    Hahahaha. Fuck you, man. That hits a little close to home.
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    Home Improvement

    I don't do that, man! Pouring rain here today, but I think I'm going to just try the long spray bombs in dry weather. Will report back.
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    Home Improvement

    I know the yellowjackets build in the ground, and I even looked them up. That is what they were - there was enough composted shit in one of my gutters in which they built a nest. Shit's crazy. But, yeah, I'ma try that 30 foot shooting stuff tomorrow. If you don't hear back, they got me.
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    Home Improvement

    I thought about just burning the place down and starting over... The issue with the motorcycle gear is the neck. Maybe my motorcycle suit and my camping mosquito head net? Hmm. Not a bad idea. The issue is how quickly can I move in the gear and get down a ladder. And if a bee gets trapped inside...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Someone wanted this posted.
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    Home Improvement

    Whelp, guess who just found out the very hard way that we have a yellowjacket nest in our gutter? I was pulling off the gutter shield to clean the things out because water hasn't been flowing as it should, and I was stung 21 times. Hurts like a fucker. Imagine running across a roof and getting...
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    Parent Thread

    Ignore him for 13 years.
  9. lurkingdirk

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Aww. I missed the titties. Can someone post them again and let me know first?
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    The Fast Food Thread

    No, a thick gooey syrup that does not taste of caramel.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    So much explained in one sentence.
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    Zoolander 2 (2016)

  13. lurkingdirk

    My new Dating Pool

    Something something about similarities with taking a pet dog to a job site.
  14. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Oh, man. Stroopwafels. My mother made those from scratch, and they are so damned good. Anyone ever have these? Pretty good breakfast food with cheese on
  15. lurkingdirk

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I actually put money on 7:15
  16. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Just had the Biscuits and Gravy Lays. Meh. The one thing they did well is include sage in the flavouring. The best sausage gravy uses sage cured sausage. I'd give them a 5/10, and will buy them again because my kids like them a lot. Also, for the delicious memories:
  17. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Just had the Biscuits and Gravy Lays. Meh. The one thing they did well is include sage in the flavouring. The best sausage gravy uses sage cured sausage. I'd give them a 5/10, and will buy them again because my kids like them a lot.
  18. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Screen door "wheels" are easily replaceable. You may have to order them online, but that's easy too. Just find the door make and google them. I guarantee other people have searched online for them, too. And, yeah, any of those wax ideas are good options, and I did mean to mention them. But...
  19. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    I had a straight up Big Mac today. It has been ages, and I actually enjoyed it. Sometimes a return to basics is good.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Are you Dutch? I've only ever met Dutchies who like Windmill cookies. They're pretty awesome.
  21. lurkingdirk

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I don't exactly understand how this is relevant. This isn't FOH, so rules aren't quite the same. Draegoof runs the place, and he tells you not to post in a certain way, yet you persist in doing so because "this is the way it has always been and other people do it too, and if you punish me for...
  22. lurkingdirk

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    hodj, is there ANY possibility that your OCD posting tendencies had ANYthing to do with your being shawed? Do you think there is any pattern of behaviour that you might change to prevent such shaws in the future, or do you believe it is entirely due to the nature of Draegooon? What happens if...
  23. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    But have you had Orangina?
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    Home Improvement

    That sounds entirely more reasonable. wat?
  25. lurkingdirk

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    fairynuff. Good point. ShitShowShaw
  26. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    So my house was built in the 70s, and in the garage and the basement work area all had 8' fluorescent tubes. Today I just finished replacing them ALL with 4' fixtures, two in the place of one. The newer fixtures draw less energy, last longer, and the fixture plus the new bulbs were less than...
  27. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    So do you guys prefer purple stuff or Sunny-D?
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    This is quite the shitshow. One might call it remarkable.
  29. lurkingdirk

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Do we need a hodj shitposting thread like A Moon Bat's in the shaw so you can avoid situations like this again?
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    My new Dating Pool

    Has the itching stopped?
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    Parent Thread

    So what is she like in moderate to large social situations? There could be something with over-stimulation in a class like setting, which might explain why the smallness/familiarity of home doesn't cause her to act out in the same way. My youngest has some of this, too. He absolutely hates...
  32. lurkingdirk

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    You bringing her up in casual conversation certainly does seem like you've moved on.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    desire to know more intensifies.jpg
  34. lurkingdirk

    My new Dating Pool

    How are they managing without you?
  35. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    With the round steaks you can do a simple pan fry method. Make sure you get the steak to room temperature before you start cooking it, and make sure your pan is hot as fuck before you oil it and put the steak it. Also make sure to pat the steak dry before you season it. Look for Gordon Ramsay's...
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    Parent Thread

    Tarrant was at a party a many years ago at a friends house, and he had too much to drink. He got into an argument with someone, and, out of frustration, intentionally clothes lined the next person to run near the stairs. Unfortunately it was a 10 year old boy. The clothes line had such force...