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  1. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    But given a choice, which way would you go?
  2. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm sorry, but this is ridiculous. 2 years is not nothing. It's not something to laugh at. I think the first few years of marriage are the hardest. There is still a lot of getting to know you going on, figuring out how sex works best, sharing finances for the first time (all this assuming you...
  3. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Is fucking an adjective or a verb in this comparison? Either way, that's pretty delicious.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    So a new picture that is pretty and has a castle means we have a game?
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    It's time to come clean.

    hodj = hoss?
  6. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Yellow Jackets. Little fuckers are going to die.
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    Parent Thread

    So we use a very low dose of Strattera combined with a secondary medication. the Strattera helps to prevent the crash from Vivance around 4 PM. It's a non stimulant, and builds up in the system, and creates a consistent baseline. Vivance gets him through the day at school, Strattera prevents the...
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    Home Improvement

    Bees are in my eaves. Two treatments of toxic spray in, notably decreased activity today. I believe that tomorrow at dusk I'll be able to spray directly into the small hole with more poison, and then spray in a whole can of expanding foam insulation. I think I've got them beat. Also, I may be...
  9. lurkingdirk

    It's time to come clean.

    Superfine, thanks. How are these related things?
  10. lurkingdirk

    It's time to come clean.

    So how's this working out for you, Araysar?
  11. lurkingdirk

    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    And then we had a nap together!
  12. lurkingdirk

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Not at all what I was saying, but carry on.
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Whelp. Your position has just been solidified. The fact (hard fact) that Al Plantinga is touted as one of the most significant philosophers of the 20th Century both in and out of Christian circles doesn't resonate with you? You find him a joke? You obviously have never read one of his works. At...
  14. lurkingdirk

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    And then there was Vatican II. Even in the Roman Catholic church this is a disappearing viewpoint. I don't know what a Christian person did to you, or where they touched you, but there are plenty of smart Christians around, and many of them doing good publishing. Want a thought provoking...
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Yeah. They use chopsticks. Heretical fuckers.
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    I see that you are referring to American Christians. Just like everything else, they're the slow, fat version of Christians, and they're in the minority. Most of Christianity exists outside of the U.S., contrary to what local nut-jobs would like you to believe.
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    Parent Thread

    You don't have children, do you?
  18. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    That sounds right to me.
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    That's bullshit. It turns out the ones that read and understand it simply don't engage in crap discussions of this sort.
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    Parent Thread

    Chaos, my youngest had similar issues in kindergarten. I really resisted the testing, then I resisted the diagnosis, then I resisted the recommendation that he goes on drugs to manage it. I mean I really, really resisted it. Who the hell wants to put a 6 year old on drugs that might be for the...
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Everyone's goodness.
  22. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    I think they tried to include meat, cucumber, and yogurt in a chip. What in the actual fuck?
  23. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Get her a pedicure and spa day. Have your friends swarm the place. Done before she's home.
  24. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I apologise if anything I wrote seemed preachy or judgemental. That certainly wasn't my intent. It's good that you care for her. It's good that your son doesn't know anything. My advice is that when you have an exit strategy, make sure to construct a narrative that your 4 1/2 year old can...
  25. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2015-16

    That would have likely been more true with Weis. Except Weis would have eaten the body as practice continued.
  26. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Lays Gyros flavour - didn't even finish the handful I started. Gross as the lint picked out of the ass hair of a dead hooker named Bob. Lays Reuben flavour - meh. Would not get again. These new flavours are not winning me over much.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Considering this outcome, isn't she the real winner here? Rough situation, sir. In all of this, please spend a lot of time talking to your son. I can't remember how old he is. But you are right about him possibly becoming a target, and that sort of thing could really help in your desire for...
  28. lurkingdirk

    My new Dating Pool

    So, are you officially out of whore options with a fat wad of cash you could be spending? Time for new options?
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I had Burger King's extra long pulled pork sandwich yesterday. It was pretty good, meat tasted good, sauce was alright, but they put about 400% more pickles than was necessary on the sandwich. I ended pulling most of them off. Other than that, not bad.
  30. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2015-16

    As someone who works at the university off and on, that would be fascinating to watch.
  31. lurkingdirk

    Pornhub PREMIUM!!!

    A parking lot full of dudes jacking off. No homo, though.
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    starting new job -- should I lie to HR and say i'm a homo?

    Albino lesbian inuit midget with a hair lip. That's got it all.
  33. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Aren't you clever?
  34. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Hmm. That's the first heavy rain we've had in a month. Perhaps he did. Must go check.
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Seven consecutive posts in your own thread in the rickshaw. Quite remarkable.
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    Home Improvement

    I'm not likely to repeat that in my gutter.
  37. lurkingdirk

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I can't help myself around Rush.
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    The Fast Food Thread

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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Was he naked?