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  1. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    It is a good point. The section the hot tub will be on will be independent of the rest of the deck with about a half inch clearance and will be more of a floor than a deck. Plus, the type of hot tub we're going to get doesn't make as much noise. Check out SofTubs. They're stupid easy, and very...
  2. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    I'm soon going to replace my dining room windows with french doors. The builder of this house obviously had that in mind - the window header is at a standard door width and height, and the deck will very easily extend to that point. An easy deck extension and an easy door insertion without...
  3. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    See, I've had the same experience with Applebees. Makes me think it's a national money laundering scheme. Food is bad, beers on tap are bad, service is never great, never full. Other than those things, it's awesome.
  4. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Wax the shit out of it every few months. Then put a new door in at some point when finances allow for it.
  5. lurkingdirk

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I'm guessing that a relaunch will show everything that has already been released put together in one place with no major developments. Be ready to be disappoint.
  6. lurkingdirk

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Does relaunch mean reintroduce a game so long after it was originally introduced that they hope people will forget all the bullshit that Brad pulled the first time they tried to launch it in this case
  7. lurkingdirk

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    See, I would have said sausage pizza. Or just sausage. It's all about the sausage for this guy.
  8. lurkingdirk

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    So that's the first update of any kind since June 10 on their own "News and Announcements" forum. A blistering pace.
  9. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    I'm not a sue type, either, but I would certainly have an immediate conversation with your insurance provider. Follow their advice.
  10. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    You need to disassemble the frame in order to get a slider out. It's a huge amount of work, and the issue is if you don't like what you find, you then have a disassembled door and have to wait for a new one. Lay a level on every surface of the frame, see if it's out of line or plumb. Honestly, I...
  11. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2015-16

    I find it ridiculous to rank Notre Dame in the top 20. This season is going to be as rough as last.
  12. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    It's definitely an alignment issue. Might not be visible, but my guess is that the frame isn't square any more. How old is it? When things go even slightly out of square with sliding doors (especially if they're relatively inexpensive) the side of the door with the handle moves vertically some...
  13. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    That's harsh, bro.
  14. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    wat
  15. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

  16. lurkingdirk

    Guys with ass-hair problems.

    This is high on the list of things I didn't think I'd read today.
  17. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah, that's what I meant. Pretty much every girl in my highschool did this, and a lot of guys, too. I thought it was ridiculous. Took something like 20 minutes to get it right, and then it took you that long again to get out of your jeans at the end of the day. It turns out that rolling the...
  18. lurkingdirk

    Guys with ass-hair problems.

    It seems there is quite the variation possible. I have one kid who only pooped about once every 4 days while in diapers. It was glorious.
  19. lurkingdirk

    why aren't the laws protecting me?

    jx3 doesn't poop. He merely releases demons.
  20. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    We got a bag of Lays West Coast Truffle Fries. Meh. Totally underwhelming flavour, quite a weak flavour, actually. 2/10 Will never get again. Also, I virtually never eat sweets. I just don't enjoy sweet food. And pretty much everything I've had that is caramel has a texture that I...
  21. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Did anyone pin their jeans in high school?
  22. lurkingdirk

    why aren't the laws protecting me?

    Then clean it, you twit!
  23. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Caramel is what I imaging the scum floating on the sewage retention basin in hell would taste like. I don't like caramel (in case my first statement wasn't clear enough).
  24. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Oh, I call bullshit on you not already jerking off to lanx's posts.
  25. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I know some folks try rolled oats as breadcrumb substitutes. Sounds dreadful. someone try it and report back.
  26. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yes. Yes I am. And I love it. I know a woman who had a tattoo of her boyfriend's name tattooed across her tits. I know this because 1. it's visible when she wears anything that isn't a turtle neck, and 2. she was very pleased to lift her shirt and show everyone anytime someone inquired after...
  27. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Thanks Obama.
  28. lurkingdirk

    Cord-Cutting, Or How to Stream your Way to Success

    Thanks for that, that's a handy website!
  29. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It's called an adult conversation, and I enjoyed it. 8/10. Would read again.
  30. lurkingdirk

    My new Dating Pool

    Wow. That's impressive. Nice effort!
  31. lurkingdirk

    Guys with ass-hair problems.

    There seem to be an uncharacteristically high number of extremely hairy asses on this forum. What percentage of this forum is Greek?
  32. lurkingdirk

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    I will stick with anal bum cover for $3,000.
  33. lurkingdirk

    My new Dating Pool

    So you had sex with capri and who else, now?
  34. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I believe you are the only coat hanger dick around here, man. We just don't have your skills. A+ on the user title change, by the way. And a_skeleton_03, if you're thinking for the future, you might want to do a small goose as the side meat. Once your wife sees how much better it is, she...
  35. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm willing to bet if you googled alien chest bursting penis you would find something Japanese.
  36. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Whatever escalates the oddly creepy factor for you, go for it!
  37. lurkingdirk

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Well, to be honest, mozz sticks are pretty sweet.