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The addict you are paying for sex gets to set the terms under which you have sex with her and another addict whom you are also paying to have sex? Deep is this rabbit hole!

Yes, it is quite easy to predict someone's behaviour after the fact.

That would be wrong on so many levels. But...Kari Byron's boobs... Meditate on this, I will.

Electric shock proximity collars also prevent children from running off.

Khane is currently the master of this thread. Much respect, sir. "Coat-hanger Dick" might have to be his new user title.

This still makes me laugh. Every time.

I have twins, then two kids 11 months apart, then another one four years younger. The two who are 11 months apart are really close, and get along probably best of my kids. My twins are close, but they're also now teenagers, and are, you know...teenage girls. All my kids are pretty close...

I like your garden gnome.

I'd eat the shit out of that.

Not many people unhappy with a prime rib, either.

I'm not a turkey fan, either. Never cook it anymore. I have great recipes for any of the following that tickle your fancy: Clove studded, honey glaze ham Goose Duck All are better than turkey. I have never had anyone disagree with that after serving those.

I am very much in favour of giving counseling a try. Make good decisions, not angry or spiteful decisions. Take some time, I know it is going to take a long time for you to completely sort your head around this, but don't act now out of anger. It could make reconciliation impossible later, even...

I'm just back from about 10 days in a cottage. I brought my sous vide, and used it almost every day - we'd throw in whatever proteins we wanted for that night, and then spend the day on the beach or in the woods, and everything was perfect without anyone having to work hard on the preparation...

Enquiring minds want to know.

You do need to kill it, and the best way is with the liquid stuff you spray on it. Once it is dead, you can sweep it off. They also make chemicals that will eliminate stains from that, and make your shingles a uniform colour again. Someone down the street from me had a professional come in and...

Well, there's a shocker.

But you asked me to video you doing naked reps with the weights.

How much have the butthole's cleanliness deteriorated?

I'm sorry your life is incomplete.

What if he fucked you up instead of sucking you down?

Uh, I'll get back to you?

Because I've been bothering you a lot?

Right?

The fuck is the matter with you, man? Olives are one of the greatest foods ever. And Tapenade -- olive paste -- spread on toast is good enough to make me half hard.

There are easy ways to do this, and more fun ways. I went once with my kids in Florida on one of those boats where you have about 100 people fishing at once - everyone just drops their line over the edge. We caught enough to feed all of Vietnam for a week, and they clean it right on the dock...

Awww, dude!? I had forgotten those.

This guy is exactly as entertaining as watching old people eat.

We have 7 chickens. One fresh egg per day for each person in the house. We don't eat them every day, so we end up giving a bunch away pretty often. However, fresh eggs are the bomb. We're contemplating getting a couple of goats for milk and meat.

Near the southern tip of Lake Michigan. So much produce.

Damn. Rainier cherries are 1.50$ per pound here. Hard to choose which cherries to have because all the fruit is so cheap. It's quite a problem.

I'ma try that, and if it sucks, I'ma cut you.

I'd throw garlic in with it when you sear it. Maybe some rosemary, too. Looks pretty good, though.

AngryGerbil has third degree burns on his penis because Soygen was doing a bad job using the barbecue to cook puppies at Haast's kiddy-diddler party. Everyone knows that. Bring some new material, man.

Neither did I until one was built in the middle of one of our supermarket grocery store's parking lot. Now I feel I must give it a try.

I laughed far too much at this. Yeah, the scrambled eggs don't make sense to me. So easy without the sous vide, so bad on texture with the sous vide. I like the camping idea, though. I tend to do something similar with dinner, but with potatoes, ontions, sausage or ground beef, and a fuck...

I'm pretty sure that's the only top she owns. Think it's the same in every picture.

For some reason it has become a thing with my friends that every time any of them sees some odd bacon product, they buy it for me. I can tell you with certainty, there are things that are not enhanced by bacon. Bacon soda (pop) was absolutely disgusting. Bacon mints are equally disgusting.

Well, that's curious advice.