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  1. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I use my mortar and pestle fairly often when I want to grind spices together. It's also good for some drink recipes where you can grind lime pulp with sugar, for example. Also, any time you're using cardamom pods, shit's handy.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Tarrant, I know we're getting the story 100% from your perspective, and I'm sure you're not 100% saintly, but I repeat your concern for your son and (soon to be ex) wife is commendable. Keep thinking, be compassionate, be patient. You'll find a good way to get out, and you'll get your son. Your...
  3. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Try this. Pretty mooi. Garlic Chili Hot Sauce Recipe | Sriracha Hot Sauce
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    What exactly are you doing with garlic to help prevent colon cancer? Actually, you know what? Nevermind. Also, I've got a friend who raises goat to eat. I've had it quite a bit, and like it. When our freezers are not full to bursting with beef and fruit, we're going to buy a whole goat. I...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah, that was my question, too. What in the actual fuck? Your restraint and your care for your son is outstanding. Get out, get him out, live a better life.
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    The Fast Food Thread

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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Respect for considering your son so much in this process. Good on you; hope your wife does the same, and makes the process as painless for him as possible.
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    It's time to come clean.

    Messiest nut ever.
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    It's time to come clean.

    It was difficult, but I finally managed to masturbate to this thread. I began my masturbatory session with the phrase, "this is gonna rock!" just to combine as many forum aspects as possible.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Also, she can't say "he's just pissed right now and trying to hurt me because we had a big fight" if he allows things to calm down. Makes sense to me. Sorry, man. The fifth anniversary part got me right in the feels. That's rough.
  11. lurkingdirk

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    This is a fair point, but how the hell are they getting paid?
  12. lurkingdirk

    My new Dating Pool

    "And of course, my daddy." "Love you daddy." Creepy factor increased by a factor of 6
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Just one?
  14. lurkingdirk

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    And yet everyone but you think's you're bat shit crazy. Obviously can't be you because reasons.
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    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    Sheesh, dude. Please spell things correctly.
  16. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    He's interested in the sauce wiping job if wolf isn't into it.
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    When 100% of people think you are wrong, and someone points it out, that doesn't make him a coward. It means you're still wrong. Too bad you can't see it, and you never will see it, and it's really too bad that people don't realise that and stop engaging you. That's all.
  18. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Does wolf also wipe hotsauce off dicks? I thought he was limited to buttholes.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Time will tell. 'Tis all we can say.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I do beg to differ. I believe J49 had done exactly that on more than one occasion.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    What does that mean for drive through?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    McCheese, think of it this way - He wants deep fried, warm, cooked and covered in your favourite sauce pizza pockets. He doesn't want to eat them out the the bag, still partially frozen.
  23. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    This suggestion intrigues me.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That seems accurate.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I always blame Soygen. Just on principal. Periodically chaos.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Exceptional thread name change.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It will be the same, and you will still want to get at it even though you saw an alien creature crawl out of it. It's still going to be great. Yours are concerns that every father has had. You'll still very much enjoy touching, licking, and poking it.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I can imagine Khane responding with "I am no man!" And then slaying Soygen.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Can someone tell me why the tone of his thread has changed so much? They posted a screen shot, and now everyone is convinced of the game's completion and success? Did I miss something?
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    My new Dating Pool

    But can there be only one?
  31. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    If you over soften your water, soap is hard to rinse off. That's too soft. Different parts of the country need water softeners. Where I live, the water is just stupid crazy hard. I put a new softener in 2010, and have been able to adjust it to what we think is perfect. Dishes come out clean...
  32. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    The last three times I've gone to Steak and Shake I've had just awful service. Not rude, but just incompetent. All orders have some aspect that is screwed up, didn't give us everything we ordered, wrong flavour shakes, blah blah blah. I may be done with the place.
  33. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Big sweaty titties at the end of the deal when you're already covered with lube and you finish all over her. It's not bad.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If this is how you approach things, expect failure.
  35. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    An honest answer from a mod. The forum thanks you. Keep fuckin them titties, man.
  36. lurkingdirk

    Blunt Talk starring Patrick Stewart on Starz

    Holy crap. I'm watching this. Somehow. Without cable.
  37. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    I'm a huge fan of our well water. It is tough for me to drink city water now. Our hot water heater is banging and bumping and I'm thinking it might need replacing very soon. I'm considering the tankless because of the number of people in the house - we have to spread out showers currently in...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Finances are tricky for a family our size, dumping all money into one source certainly makes sense. Also, I trust my wife and she trusts me. We have equal access to the account, and we both look at it regularly. Absolutely no secrets in our finances. Except around Christmas. Each of our kids has...